Beccas can't be choosers
beccanical.bsky.social
Beccas can't be choosers
@beccanical.bsky.social
Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot
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being a poet sucks

now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"
anyway i gotta get some sleep. be gentle with each other & yourselves, my dears 💜
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 PM
it's too late, i have already depicted you as the depressed Danish viking drinking a duck-pint of ale and myself as the joyous Singaporean Oktoberfest woman with a plant-based knee drinking a box of popcorn 😏
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 PM
you could probably write a thesis on the dense ideology that went into people seeing a billionaire afrikaner doing nazi salutes on stage and talking about the great replacement conspiracy..

..then spent another year chastising as alarmist the people who called that evidence of fascism
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 PM
the brilliant strategy of the trump administration has been to do this "looks like a nazi, walks like a nazi, talks like a nazi" thing while the only people in the world dumb enough to not recognise a nazi are their establishment opposition
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 AM
starting a new medication is so cool, i love feeling almost fully conscious for first time today after being awake for 13 hours
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 AM
i have activated your almonds. pray i do not activate them any further
January 27, 2026 at 8:22 AM
synthesising "everyone is twelve now", "everything is scams now", & "everywhere is unstable climate now" into the comprehensive worldview "it's fine. don't worry about it, it's fine"
January 27, 2026 at 3:38 AM
cops love to deploy chemical weapons in a residential area in the defence of the state murdering people
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
damn, sitting is low-key so good when you want something between standing and lying down
January 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
straight-up addicted to oxygenslop rn. i'm breathing it like 24/7
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 AM
greg bovino demoted from cuck chair to cuck cushion to cuck floor in what historians are calling "about damn time"
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Bovino out is a great indicator. It’s a great start. But none of us can be appeased right now. It’s still abolish ICE. It’s still prosecute these fascists. It’s still destroy the whole apparatus that has been terrorizing and disappearing and murdering our neighbors.
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 AM
new meds are kicking my ass cognition-wise, so if i post some stupid bullshit just know that it took an extraordinary commitment to being a dumbass online to do so
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
the NYT doing this "is fascism bad? we couldn't possibly take a stance until a thorough investigation has taken place" bullshit is both proof of its worthlessness and completely in-character

when journalism purports to take an impartial balance between evil & good, it has chosen evil
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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We can help build a world that ensures that an ICE agent committing suicide is actually the best case scenario for them
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
when i was trying to fall asleep last night my brain kept trying to workshop a post like "the fact that there's a lip-bite emoji but no hand-bite emoji is puppygirl erasure"

i only just remembered it, trying to fall asleep now. thanks brain, good posting strats
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
what if a doctor asked for your nedical history and you gave your medical history instead, like a prat. don't know the first thing about internal nedicine
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"i was incredibly confident in the obviously stupid bullshit i spent years pushing while i attacked all the now-vindicated people who tried to educate me, but can't we just let bygones be bygones? who amongst us *hasn't* been a dogged apologist for atrocities?"
— a bunch of journalists these days
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
if i was as bad at my job as all of these highly-paid pundit dickheads who've just this second realised the unaccountable masked ethnic cleansing paramilitary is a sign of fascism i would have redacted myself to spare my family the dishonour
like for fuck's sake, your average leftist who's never read a scrap of theory & gleaned their entire analytical framework from watching youtube video essays on a second monitor at 1.5× speed has a more sound understanding of the world than these wankstain pundits & pollies! have some fucking shame!
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 AM
the unsound epistemology that led so many pundits & politicians to feel such certainty in their demonstrably incorrect predictions has not gone away

that so many of them still blame the left for being "alarmist" shows that they haven't learned a thing; there is no humility, only begrudging excuses
January 26, 2026 at 11:29 AM
watching a Wolfenstein speedrun from GDQ, which is all about defunding the Nazis
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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she keeps taking huiliating Ls they should call her riley losses
Riley would be the 5th to get shot
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 AM
*damage boosts off your hurtful words and clips through the wall*
January 26, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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had a burst of inspiration for a shitpost that turned into a short poem
#poetry
July 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM