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tastynoë (vampy bait era)
@antinoe.prettyfem.me
Proud trans girl on the milf career track. One drop darling. What if a girl was a crime, but stylish. It/Its. On HRT since Oct. 14th 2021 !

antino̤ë

''I love how you perfectly skirt the line between classy and trashy'' - (anonymous, 2023)
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'My daughter turned out fine'. Ma'm your daughter is a pillar of her polycule yet emotionally mature that she seeks help in time of struggle, runs a local discord for hormone sharing and helped countless baby trans come to term with their genders and mental illnesses.

She turned out more than fine.
when your therapist is doing the dreaded double take at some ✨innocuous✨ statement and you instantly *know* it's not a routine session anymore 💀
i feel like when a doctor does a sharp inhale, you know that you just said something medically alarming
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
there's absolutely noting online at all about doing what i want to do here (slightly expend the temperature range where the oil gel i'm making is stable in a cheap and body safe way)

but i have ✨ideas✨

well, one idea

hopefully it works lol
adding a water phase and an emulsifier would help with the stability of course but:
- it makes it more complicated AND more expensive
- if i used a water phase, i would have to use extra additives since bacteria and fungus and stuff become an issue so more complexity, more cost, more risk
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
dilating is cooking a 2L batch of lube and saying to yourself 'i hope it lasts until the end of the month' lmao
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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There’s an awful lot of English majors working in business consultancy firms so I really don’t want to hear shit about how getting a humanities degree inherently makes you a more ethical person than getting a STEM degree.
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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"We must punish the people who have been right for decades and coddle the people who chose to be wrong the whole time for a lot of money" is domestic abuser logic.
January 28, 2026 at 11:31 AM
metaphors are the left eye liner to the right eye liner of its object — imperfection is not only inevitable, it's necessary to achieve aesthetic harmony
really really really need ppl to recognize that metaphors are not a 1:1 thing and are not going to map with absolute cartographic accuracy to the thing you are describing. the coastline will be approximated, it's fine. that's how metaphors work
January 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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i wish i believed in god, so i had somebody to blame
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
i'm a lil wild brained tonight in a not-fun way i seem to be poking at the trauma scabs juuuuuuuust to see how far i can go without bleeding again

i know it's ending in a Big Cry and i can't stop doing it :((((
January 28, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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"being a woman is inherently wretched" isn't gender abolition, it's boilerplate patriarchy

fuck them, fuck them, fuck them and the ground they walk on
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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remember the five Ps! as a 21st century transsexual is YOUR emotional diet balanced? check now:

- huffing Pits
- Prostate touched
- Pizza Party with your Pfriends
if i ever seem like I've gone off the deep end it's either because i haven't been in a pit in a while or because i haven't had my. prostate touched in a while
January 27, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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New season of For All Mankind March 27th! WOOOOO
January 28, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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no you're 100% correct, they're both just legume paste.
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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This is so much funnier than selling no tickets.
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november
Yeah. The Bluesky app has a zero tolerance policy towards wishing death on people.
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
igi, peanut butter is basically better hummus
all the girls are getting into celery with peanut butter again
January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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funny how in this class, the word "performance" is only ever used in reference to trans people's gender "identities" and never cis people's. very cool.
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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This is funny. Harman fixed a seat that was due to be an all-women shortlist so her husband could be the candidate.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
remember the five Ps! as a 21st century transsexual is YOUR emotional diet balanced? check now:

- huffing Pits
- Prostate touched
- Pizza Party with your Pfriends
if i ever seem like I've gone off the deep end it's either because i haven't been in a pit in a while or because i haven't had my. prostate touched in a while
January 27, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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i loved my old pfp but it's OLD and it's been making me a little dysphoric not to have my pretty purple hair and my face has changed a lot

i think i'll recreate it next time i'm at @ejri.bsky.social (+i'll get to chomp her arm again) but in the meantime, enjoy @mitildide.bsky.social's cat in law! 😽
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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oh i see what u mean... i wouldn't put it that way but i see the vision

ime feminine things that don't interest me, or masculine ones that do aren't doing it in a gender[the way i relate to my own experience of my body] way but in a gender[low level communication layer in the social protocol]
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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I try to follow Himmel the Hero's example. I too want to fuck an elf
January 27, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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i don't think it's a big leap to connect the "demographic war" obsession of white supremacists across the political spectrum with the GCs own neurotic focus on children's breasts and genitals
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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so we have a movement that is supporting the extermination by all possible means of sexual deviancy in order to preserve the value of what they see as social property (children, and specifically children's fertility)

the bit about the white supremacy is more about me filling in the blanks but...
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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not exaggerating btw, how else would you describe a movement:
- whose core anxiety is children being 'irreversibly damaged'
- whose political program is to make it impossible to change sex
- that embraces violence as enforcement of that program
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
at it's heart, gc ideology is entirely about the secret evil plot to steal the bodies of fertile white young children from their rightful duty to perpetuate the white race

it can only ever lead those that take it in to openly embracing the rest of the nazi ideals
Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM