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i shouldn't have spent so much time on this, but i was inspired
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An underrated pick for most evil journalist in the UK, although that is a very competitive field.
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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realest post ever made was "estrogen will make you look like you mom and aunts. that's what it does"
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
enjoy the recap, i'm going to work
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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this would work on most trans ppl tbf
they tell you that dirty pair (1985) has an episode with a trans woman in it, but what they don't tell you is that the antagonist of the episode used her and her fiancee's love of hamburgers to manipulate her
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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creating a wax troonjak with your own features to burn in ritual effigy and finally be free of the brainworms
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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concerning number of girls with dogwoman avatars following me after reposting this
snuffcore puppygirls on bluesky looking for their Kristi Noem
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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i mean yeah, we all know each-other and it gets very annoying tbqhwy
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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telling a trans woman on bluesky "you will never be a man" and hear the gears skip and grind
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
asking your t4t blinddate's bsky account. not to follow it; checking if you got beef
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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hard to believe this was just a year ago
In November 1999, the Zombo dot com website was created as a parody of the creative, but, largely pointless flash intros, which were trending at the end of the 1990s. Welcome... to ZomboCom.

#WebDesignHistory
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this would work on most trans ppl tbf
they tell you that dirty pair (1985) has an episode with a trans woman in it, but what they don't tell you is that the antagonist of the episode used her and her fiancee's love of hamburgers to manipulate her
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Extremely badass illustration technique
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S

SHE SAID I
THINK I
REMEMBER THE FILM AND

AS I RECALL
I THINK
WE BOTH KINDA LIKED IT

AND I SAID
WELL THAT'S
THE ONE THING WE GOT
August 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
i mean yeah, we all know each-other and it gets very annoying tbqhwy
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
anyone got that comic page where the trans hero beats some villains and one is like "my sister is trans, do you know her?" and she's offended he thinks every trans woman knows each-other but then messages his sister like "your brother is a villain?" and gets back "lol, he's such a loser"
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the funniest outcome is this compromise doesn't get enough votes to actually pass when the most "i want the poor to bleed" psychopaths refuse it
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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there is no force on earth, not even the grandest wealth and state power over others, that is more of an influence on senate dems thinking than vacation plans
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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you'd legit probably be better off if someone dropped schumer than a republican cuz trump & his squad aren't gonna give a shit and retaliate over losing a democrat
March 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
it's important to repost your bestworst posts somewhat regularly to maintain a healthy cycling of followers who can't hang and new ones who can
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
concerning number of girls with dogwoman avatars following me after reposting this
snuffcore puppygirls on bluesky looking for their Kristi Noem
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
creating a wax troonjak with your own features to burn in ritual effigy and finally be free of the brainworms
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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part of the zoomer/millennial intergenerational mating ritual is the millennial making a joke they know isn't funny to see if the zoomer will play along and just how badly they'll humiliate themselves for a crumb of pussy
TikTok Algorithm Update
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
telling a trans woman on bluesky "you will never be a man" and hear the gears skip and grind
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
getting the turkish hairplug surgery to hide your receding foreskin
MEN - if we can all just accept that trans healthcare for kids isn't child mutilation but circumcision is i'll nibble on ur receding foreskin
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM