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· Sep 28
i shouldn't have spent so much time on this, but i was inspired
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sometimes you have a thought and you have to see it through to the end
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM
sometimes you have a thought and you have to see it through to the end
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I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.
This is the large domino, with the small domino being some random quack in the UK in 1998 trying to undermine the existing MMR vaccine so his business partner can swoop in with his own. Instead he lost his work credentials and now kids are dying needlessly all over the world, so great job everyone.
Austria loses its WHO status as measles-free, too, together with Armenia, Azerbaijan Uzbekistan and Spain. This comes as no surprise, considering the rise in numbers in recent years and the decline in MMR vaccine coverage
#VaccineHesitancy #PublicHealthImpact #AllChildrenNeedProtection
#VaccineHesitancy #PublicHealthImpact #AllChildrenNeedProtection
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.
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guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
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trump ii has revived the most atavistic, peasant-brained, pogrom-inciting ethnic libeling
the micro-targetting of diaspora groups is genuinely getting insane
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
trump ii has revived the most atavistic, peasant-brained, pogrom-inciting ethnic libeling
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We found the original master tape for Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness" at a thrift store for a couple bucks, so I guess we have that now?
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
We found the original master tape for Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness" at a thrift store for a couple bucks, so I guess we have that now?
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Did you like January 6. Was that fun for you. What do you think is going to happen in three years
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Did you like January 6. Was that fun for you. What do you think is going to happen in three years
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It’s Wii Wednesday!
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It’s Wii Wednesday!
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delusional girl in a delusional world
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 PM
delusional girl in a delusional world
it's all going to happen really fast and then, after, seem obvious that's when it would happen. but before it finally does it's going to seem like it all goes on forever with millions of "this will be the moment" events that never resolve.
until it finally does happen.
until it finally does happen.
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 PM
it's all going to happen really fast and then, after, seem obvious that's when it would happen. but before it finally does it's going to seem like it all goes on forever with millions of "this will be the moment" events that never resolve.
until it finally does happen.
until it finally does happen.
you: *through sobs* you can't just say anyone is spiritually transsexual.... Please....
me: *points at seagull flying past* transsexual
me: *points at seagull flying past* transsexual
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 PM
you: *through sobs* you can't just say anyone is spiritually transsexual.... Please....
me: *points at seagull flying past* transsexual
me: *points at seagull flying past* transsexual
centrists love the idea of "reasonable & fair segregation" as a compromise on pretty much any issue relating to any marginalized group
just don't call it that
just don't call it that
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
centrists love the idea of "reasonable & fair segregation" as a compromise on pretty much any issue relating to any marginalized group
just don't call it that
just don't call it that
holy shit everything hurts.
but it's muscle tightness/pain and not my joints and ligaments, so i'm taking that as a win that i didn't fuck anything up yesterday
just gonna check the box in the Accidental Good Exercise category for this one
but it's muscle tightness/pain and not my joints and ligaments, so i'm taking that as a win that i didn't fuck anything up yesterday
just gonna check the box in the Accidental Good Exercise category for this one
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 PM
holy shit everything hurts.
but it's muscle tightness/pain and not my joints and ligaments, so i'm taking that as a win that i didn't fuck anything up yesterday
just gonna check the box in the Accidental Good Exercise category for this one
but it's muscle tightness/pain and not my joints and ligaments, so i'm taking that as a win that i didn't fuck anything up yesterday
just gonna check the box in the Accidental Good Exercise category for this one
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this is why i will always be back. my shambling corpse will crawl out of the morgue to the nearest hospital computer to make a necrophilia post
i took an oath to never stop posting the dumbest shit that flashes across the wasteland of my brainpan and by god, i intend to keep it!
January 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is why i will always be back. my shambling corpse will crawl out of the morgue to the nearest hospital computer to make a necrophilia post
i wonder if when i first made this post ppl assumed the "someone" was a typo
look, the lathe of heaven seems to work when i make jokes about awful political events. i better be able to shove my arm into the weave and make someone nice happen for once too
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
i wonder if when i first made this post ppl assumed the "someone" was a typo
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saying jihad like a swedish J
February 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
saying jihad like a swedish J
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doing the Calvin's Dad explaining meme
"the 2 types of trans spaces are susan's place and political cults. all trans spaces fall into these two categories. reddit? susan's place. twitter? cults"
"the 2 types of trans spaces are susan's place and political cults. all trans spaces fall into these two categories. reddit? susan's place. twitter? cults"
after multiple decades and seeing stuff repeat over and over and over and over, sometimes it feels like the only options for trans spaces to take are Weird Lesbian Separatist Pseudocult, or Variant Susan's Place
July 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
doing the Calvin's Dad explaining meme
"the 2 types of trans spaces are susan's place and political cults. all trans spaces fall into these two categories. reddit? susan's place. twitter? cults"
"the 2 types of trans spaces are susan's place and political cults. all trans spaces fall into these two categories. reddit? susan's place. twitter? cults"
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look, the lathe of heaven seems to work when i make jokes about awful political events. i better be able to shove my arm into the weave and make someone nice happen for once too
May 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
look, the lathe of heaven seems to work when i make jokes about awful political events. i better be able to shove my arm into the weave and make someone nice happen for once too
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trying to manifest things into my life via posting about it
trans girl who's had a ton of surgery and is currently stealthing as a chaser
May 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
trying to manifest things into my life via posting about it
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lesbian could turn out to be a straight trans guy and then the lesbian tribunal will retroactively strip you of your stars like a disgraced general.
the only true way to be safely gold star is to never see action
the only true way to be safely gold star is to never see action
August 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
lesbian could turn out to be a straight trans guy and then the lesbian tribunal will retroactively strip you of your stars like a disgraced general.
the only true way to be safely gold star is to never see action
the only true way to be safely gold star is to never see action
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the politicians who recognize they must tap into the suppressed political power of transsexuals will seize the future
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the politicians who recognize they must tap into the suppressed political power of transsexuals will seize the future
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increased aggression detected.
escalating response to
"Political Bi-Lesbian"
escalating response to
"Political Bi-Lesbian"
becoming a Political Bisexual in solidarity with my sisters who catch shit for liking dudes
April 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
increased aggression detected.
escalating response to
"Political Bi-Lesbian"
escalating response to
"Political Bi-Lesbian"
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i mean yeah, we all know each-other and it gets very annoying tbqhwy
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i mean yeah, we all know each-other and it gets very annoying tbqhwy
i love when paleontologists or paleobiologists etc. follow me because i have to assume they think Synapsid is an account that posts about dimetrodons
which i am, don't get me wrong. i just mostly post insane transsexual shit too
which i am, don't get me wrong. i just mostly post insane transsexual shit too
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i love when paleontologists or paleobiologists etc. follow me because i have to assume they think Synapsid is an account that posts about dimetrodons
which i am, don't get me wrong. i just mostly post insane transsexual shit too
which i am, don't get me wrong. i just mostly post insane transsexual shit too
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The way some trannies post you can tell they're still holding a grudge for that time a man "stole" the bi girl they had a crush on.
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The way some trannies post you can tell they're still holding a grudge for that time a man "stole" the bi girl they had a crush on.