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i shouldn't have spent so much time on this, but i was inspired
you can never get 100% completion on Space Station Silicon Valley for the N64 on the original hardware. the developers made the hitbox for one of the trophies non-existent. you can see it. can't touch it. doesn't matter what you do. game can't be fully completed. yea
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
you can never get 100% completion on Space Station Silicon Valley for the N64 on the original hardware. the developers made the hitbox for one of the trophies non-existent. you can see it. can't touch it. doesn't matter what you do. game can't be fully completed. yea
still having trouble sleeping
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
still having trouble sleeping
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Merry Christmas from John Woo 🥲
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas from John Woo 🥲
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a choir of kids singing freak on a leash would be about as cursed as it gets
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
a choir of kids singing freak on a leash would be about as cursed as it gets
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the most cowardly cover of all time. kidzbop covers of korn songs would be bolder
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
the most cowardly cover of all time. kidzbop covers of korn songs would be bolder
shit's gotten so bad with the replies friends get from randoms. everyone says "nobody can read" but i think it goes further, and nobody is bothering to even look at the sign and notice words are on it
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
shit's gotten so bad with the replies friends get from randoms. everyone says "nobody can read" but i think it goes further, and nobody is bothering to even look at the sign and notice words are on it
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Michael Buble's cover of "Santa Baby" is one of the least transsexual things ever made
December 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Michael Buble's cover of "Santa Baby" is one of the least transsexual things ever made
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the writer of "Santa Baby" is spiritually transsexual
December 24, 2024 at 2:15 AM
the writer of "Santa Baby" is spiritually transsexual
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only ever wearing a Green holiday cap so people understand that, while wanting to be festive, i stand with the workers and not with the management
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
only ever wearing a Green holiday cap so people understand that, while wanting to be festive, i stand with the workers and not with the management
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calling Santa a druid cuz of those victorian illustrations of him in the green coat lookin like he can summon wolves and now some stupid "Catholic saint" won't quit calling me a filthy pagan every time i try to sleep. go away dude nobody actually remembers you
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
calling Santa a druid cuz of those victorian illustrations of him in the green coat lookin like he can summon wolves and now some stupid "Catholic saint" won't quit calling me a filthy pagan every time i try to sleep. go away dude nobody actually remembers you
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LOGOS/KODACOLR.GIF
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
LOGOS/KODACOLR.GIF
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"it" as in a force or process. like heat or decomposition.
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"it" as in a force or process. like heat or decomposition.
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
putting out bait to catch any millenials wandering around tonight
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
putting out bait to catch any millenials wandering around tonight
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this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water
perfect time for my perennial PSA: dont drive through water!!!!!!!! you cant see the bottom you dont know how deep it is you dont know what its covering!! there could be a sinkhole!!!!!!!!!!
Selfie gambling your small sedan won't get hydrolocked in the parking lot. Or you don't accidentally drop your phone. (Edited to blur their face) 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water
calling Santa a druid cuz of those victorian illustrations of him in the green coat lookin like he can summon wolves and now some stupid "Catholic saint" won't quit calling me a filthy pagan every time i try to sleep. go away dude nobody actually remembers you
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
calling Santa a druid cuz of those victorian illustrations of him in the green coat lookin like he can summon wolves and now some stupid "Catholic saint" won't quit calling me a filthy pagan every time i try to sleep. go away dude nobody actually remembers you
hang on, gotta do my biannual check of the homestar site to see what they got going on for the holiday
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hang on, gotta do my biannual check of the homestar site to see what they got going on for the holiday
"it" as in a force or process. like heat or decomposition.
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"it" as in a force or process. like heat or decomposition.
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
"she" as in the way a sailor might refer to the storm ripping apart his sails
"My sister is the best boyfriend I never had."
they somehow perfectly stumbled onto a phrase that'd do numbers on bluesky
they somehow perfectly stumbled onto a phrase that'd do numbers on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"My sister is the best boyfriend I never had."
they somehow perfectly stumbled onto a phrase that'd do numbers on bluesky
they somehow perfectly stumbled onto a phrase that'd do numbers on bluesky
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Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄
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merry chrysler ya nerds
Merry Christmas Vine
YouTube video by Vanity
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
merry chrysler ya nerds
brilliant
therian who reclaims "no homo"
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
brilliant
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So big, yet somehow still invisible
でかい、のにどういう訳かまだ見えない
でかい、のにどういう訳かまだ見えない
November 28, 2024 at 5:29 PM
So big, yet somehow still invisible
でかい、のにどういう訳かまだ見えない
でかい、のにどういう訳かまだ見えない