Beccas can't be choosers
@beccanical.bsky.social
Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot
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being a poet sucks
now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"
now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"
i have GOT to be the most whimsical frolicker in this circle of hell, for some reason
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i have GOT to be the most whimsical frolicker in this circle of hell, for some reason
they're turning me into glue tomorrow ☺️
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
they're turning me into glue tomorrow ☺️
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I followed this advice and now I'm fixed
since feeling bad feels bad, simply feel good instead
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I followed this advice and now I'm fixed
since feeling bad feels bad, simply feel good instead
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
since feeling bad feels bad, simply feel good instead
i stayed up too late playing scary video games and i barely even got scared 😞 now i'm going to bed and probably won't even have nightmares?! what the fucj
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i stayed up too late playing scary video games and i barely even got scared 😞 now i'm going to bed and probably won't even have nightmares?! what the fucj
just cleaned my teeth for the second time tonight, having forgotten i did it after dinner. fuck! they're going to take away my Teeth Licence!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
just cleaned my teeth for the second time tonight, having forgotten i did it after dinner. fuck! they're going to take away my Teeth Licence!!
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
ghost won't haunt me because i'm too sane. "try standing in a dark room listening to the weird noises i make for 15 minutes while trying to figure out my whole deal" okay first of all, stop stealing autistic valour
secondly, sure thing, that sounds fun
secondly, sure thing, that sounds fun
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
ghost won't haunt me because i'm too sane. "try standing in a dark room listening to the weird noises i make for 15 minutes while trying to figure out my whole deal" okay first of all, stop stealing autistic valour
secondly, sure thing, that sounds fun
secondly, sure thing, that sounds fun
we need a Van Hershey's to slay the fiend Count Chocula
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
we need a Van Hershey's to slay the fiend Count Chocula
my greatest sin as an anarchist is failing to be pessimistic enough about electoralism. i keep thinking "surely nobody could be *that* stupid!" and they keep proving me wrong
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
my greatest sin as an anarchist is failing to be pessimistic enough about electoralism. i keep thinking "surely nobody could be *that* stupid!" and they keep proving me wrong
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I hope the BBC goes down in flames. I hope the people who work there never find work again.
Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I hope the BBC goes down in flames. I hope the people who work there never find work again.
the worst part about being in the psychic community is getting invited to so many predestination weddings
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
the worst part about being in the psychic community is getting invited to so many predestination weddings
the guests we're hosting atm are very nice, but they keep inviting me to go visit them in England and i don't want to have to say "it is indeterminately illegal for me to piss there at the moment"
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
the guests we're hosting atm are very nice, but they keep inviting me to go visit them in England and i don't want to have to say "it is indeterminately illegal for me to piss there at the moment"
i didn't want to dissociate today but baby i'm an overachiever (in this and nothing else)
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i didn't want to dissociate today but baby i'm an overachiever (in this and nothing else)
*forgetting the words "introvert" & "extravert"* uhhhhhh are you an innie or an outie?
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*forgetting the words "introvert" & "extravert"* uhhhhhh are you an innie or an outie?
*flirting* my brain is evil to me, but i'm nice to others
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
*flirting* my brain is evil to me, but i'm nice to others
so it doesn't bode well, at least it bodes!
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
so it doesn't bode well, at least it bodes!
Vote Chamberlain No Matter Whomberlain!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Vote Chamberlain No Matter Whomberlain!!!
it's fine that i'm already insanely frustrated with my aging parents already, right? it doesn't augur poorly that i want to scream at their stubbornness even before they both lose their hearing & faculties, right?
*touches earpiece* ah. i see. well, at least it augurs someway
*touches earpiece* ah. i see. well, at least it augurs someway
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
it's fine that i'm already insanely frustrated with my aging parents already, right? it doesn't augur poorly that i want to scream at their stubbornness even before they both lose their hearing & faculties, right?
*touches earpiece* ah. i see. well, at least it augurs someway
*touches earpiece* ah. i see. well, at least it augurs someway
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
the US Dem leaders have the attitude of a person who thinks they're a chessmaster because they do a lot of very complex calculations & planning before losing every game
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the US Dem leaders have the attitude of a person who thinks they're a chessmaster because they do a lot of very complex calculations & planning before losing every game
it's autistic overstimulation o'clock soon and i am running ahead of schedule 👍
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
it's autistic overstimulation o'clock soon and i am running ahead of schedule 👍
haters live forever, even the ones whose bodies don't
my only useful advice is that spite sustains you better than despair
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
haters live forever, even the ones whose bodies don't
my only useful advice is that spite sustains you better than despair
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
my only useful advice is that spite sustains you better than despair
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don't blame me i advocated for the power of incredible violence
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
don't blame me i advocated for the power of incredible violence