raoul puke
@raoulpuke.bsky.social
scared weird little guy ~ bipolar brain and failing body ~ retired fssw, public health worker, and master of none ~ he 🏳️⚧️
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When the mania ends and I’m stuck at home with all the shit I bought
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
When the mania ends and I’m stuck at home with all the shit I bought
I literally did chew legos as a child, I don’t know what else I had to do to get diagnosed earlier with autism
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I literally did chew legos as a child, I don’t know what else I had to do to get diagnosed earlier with autism
I participated in a research interview about cosmetic injectables this week. The researcher said that of ~50 respondents, I was the first to mention pain as part of the experience. How interesting
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I participated in a research interview about cosmetic injectables this week. The researcher said that of ~50 respondents, I was the first to mention pain as part of the experience. How interesting
Just found out both my cats are considered seniors, and I’m having a little middy c on their behalf
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Just found out both my cats are considered seniors, and I’m having a little middy c on their behalf
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Earlier tonight I described the human body as "a collection of goo and hinges, and sometimes those goos and those hinges get easily out of whack" and I stand by that
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Earlier tonight I described the human body as "a collection of goo and hinges, and sometimes those goos and those hinges get easily out of whack" and I stand by that
Despite having briefly worked in a cinema, I did not know they had cameras inside until after blowing someone at a movie
January 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Despite having briefly worked in a cinema, I did not know they had cameras inside until after blowing someone at a movie
One of my scars hurts this week. I better not have scurvy or some shit lmao
January 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
One of my scars hurts this week. I better not have scurvy or some shit lmao
Music shuffle played me Bad Romance, and I couldn’t get into it because of the bad grammar
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Music shuffle played me Bad Romance, and I couldn’t get into it because of the bad grammar
Guitar Georg, who knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Guitar Georg, who knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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i still don’t!
My partner recently saw Cruising for the first time, and I just realised she might previously not have gotten the reference in my bio this whole time lol
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i still don’t!
My partner recently saw Cruising for the first time, and I just realised she might previously not have gotten the reference in my bio this whole time lol
January 21, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My partner recently saw Cruising for the first time, and I just realised she might previously not have gotten the reference in my bio this whole time lol
The Child recently fell over himself to tell me that ‘autism is a gift’.
Rad, I think to myself, he is full of autistic pride! I ask him to elaborate.
‘We got to skip the lines at Universal Studios!’
Rad, I think to myself, he is full of autistic pride! I ask him to elaborate.
‘We got to skip the lines at Universal Studios!’
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The Child recently fell over himself to tell me that ‘autism is a gift’.
Rad, I think to myself, he is full of autistic pride! I ask him to elaborate.
‘We got to skip the lines at Universal Studios!’
Rad, I think to myself, he is full of autistic pride! I ask him to elaborate.
‘We got to skip the lines at Universal Studios!’
Disgusted to learn that ‘forecasted’ is also acceptable
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Disgusted to learn that ‘forecasted’ is also acceptable
I wonder if boofing molly is ok. I can probably ask my shrink and expect a real answer, the man loves mdma
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I wonder if boofing molly is ok. I can probably ask my shrink and expect a real answer, the man loves mdma
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Do not wait to tell me. Contact me under any condition.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Do not wait to tell me. Contact me under any condition.
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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"uHHhHhHhh i'm gonna leave samsara," --idiots who probably also only ride roller coasters once
September 6, 2023 at 7:30 PM
"uHHhHhHhh i'm gonna leave samsara," --idiots who probably also only ride roller coasters once
Nuerotypical people stop talking at people with headphones on challenge
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Nuerotypical people stop talking at people with headphones on challenge
New fear unlocked
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
New fear unlocked
Calling everyone a babytoadult until ftm and mtf fall out of fashion
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Calling everyone a babytoadult until ftm and mtf fall out of fashion
When I transitioned, I told one of my SW regs that I was getting a ‘breast reduction’. He got upset and tried to convince me to get implants instead
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
When I transitioned, I told one of my SW regs that I was getting a ‘breast reduction’. He got upset and tried to convince me to get implants instead
I am a gentleman adventurer by trade and I have never encountered overseas crime that I wasn’t participating in
have traveled in India, Bali, and Nicaragua, and the worst i ever got crimed was the kids at the place we stayed at pinching some granola bars
I’m in several online travel groups, mostly for typical European destinations. Without fail, 70% of the posts are white Americans asking about all the crime. How to avoid the crime. How to eat without being crimed. Crime, crime, crime.
What is wrong with people? Don’t answer that.
What is wrong with people? Don’t answer that.
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I am a gentleman adventurer by trade and I have never encountered overseas crime that I wasn’t participating in
His older brother hates soda and isn’t that interested in desserts. But the Toddler is always asking for a Sprite (he cannot have a Sprite)
The Toddler was born premature and had to have a tube in his nose right away. The nurses asked my permission to give him some oral drops of sugar water to make it up to him, and this brand new human’s little face just lit up like what is THIS stuff
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
His older brother hates soda and isn’t that interested in desserts. But the Toddler is always asking for a Sprite (he cannot have a Sprite)
The Toddler was born premature and had to have a tube in his nose right away. The nurses asked my permission to give him some oral drops of sugar water to make it up to him, and this brand new human’s little face just lit up like what is THIS stuff
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The Toddler was born premature and had to have a tube in his nose right away. The nurses asked my permission to give him some oral drops of sugar water to make it up to him, and this brand new human’s little face just lit up like what is THIS stuff