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raoul puke
@raoulpuke.bsky.social
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scared weird little guy ~ bipolar brain and failing body ~ retired fssw, public health worker, and master of none ~ he 🏳️‍⚧️
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Look at these little creatures I met at yoga
A photo from behind and shoulders down of a medium-build white man with tattooed arms, wearing sweats and kneeling on a purple yoga mat. A tiny Tonkinese kitten peers from beneath his butt. A selfie focusing on the lap of a tattooed white man in a tshirt and grey sweats. Two tiny Tonkinese kittens are curled up in his lap. One looks toward the camera with blue eyes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Simpsons screengrab meme. Krusty enthusiastically announces: Cheney’s dead!
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Mr Burns ass scheme
Elon Musk on Twitter: ‘A large solar-powered AI satellite constellation would be able to prevent global warming by making tiny adjustments in how much solar energy reached Earth’
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Speaking of drag, ideal place to cut off this sentence lol
Screenshot of a fb ad featuring a drag king. Text: Ever wanted to become a Drag King? No…
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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One more self-portrait from the hospital. I’m home now and much less miserable
A pencil and ink sketch with watercolour. Self-portrait. A bony bald shirtless man with distorted features entangled in IV lines.
July 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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The butterfly meme. ‘Nurses’ is regarding ‘every surface in a patient’s room’ and saying ‘Is this a garbage bin for me?’
July 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Self-portrait in hospital
A pencil and watercolour sketch. Face and shoulders portrait of a thin balding man with distorted features attached to an IV.
July 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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This beeping piece of shit is getting named in my suicide note
A hospital IV driver machine, displaying OCCLUDED and with the red alarm light on.
July 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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When you walk into my house
Pikachu in a Pokémon game screengrab. It says: Pikachu noticed the Weed.
July 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Would any of you like if I posted my art here?
Acrylic painting on a square white canvas. A distorted pop art–style portrait of Prince against a purple background stroke.
June 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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My stoned ass one minute after I put popcorn in the microwave
A gif. Janet in Rocky Horror Picture Show says ‘What was that bang?’
June 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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At the hospital with the Child, who has a tummy ache (he’s fine). Staff are referring to us as The Mums. I know my eyes are pretty but come on
Selfie. A tired balding middle-aged man in a blue surgical mask.
March 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Hello from this good baby
A petite torbie cat curled up in a grey quilt.
January 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Cathy: Ack!!
June 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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I wish I had been there to see my dipshit misogynist father represent himself in family court
Simpsons screengrab. Homer with doofy eyes holding a skunk and wearing a No Fat Chicks shirt.
April 4, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Ad for ‘autism steam roller’ contraption.
March 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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I did it, I won sleep
Screenshot from Rise sleep management app showing 0 hours sleep debt.
March 11, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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I made this LGBTQcan
An acrylic painting of a toucan in the progress pride flag colours against a pale background.
March 7, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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Today’s rehab shirt
A sand-coloured shirt with a black and red Calvin and Hobbes–style cartoon rendering of Hunter Thompson and Oscar Acosta in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The shirt says Gonzo and Duke.
March 3, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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pipipipipi not afraid
A little seabird with a cluster of baby legs suggesting either a group of hidden chicks or an eldritch horror.
January 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Little xmas eve project. I like birb
Acrylic painting of a colourful bird.
December 24, 2023 at 10:58 AM
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One of my cannabis brands is Moorok, but I kept thinking the doctor was saying ‘Moon Rock’
Screengrab from The Simpsons. Krusty tells a fat Bart: ‘So jaded, the only thing that gets you off is free-basing ground-up moon rocks.’
December 24, 2023 at 5:22 AM
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Seasonal reminder re the lyrics to Fairytale of New York for cishet karaoke lol
You scumbag, you maggot You’re cheap and you’re haggard Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it’s our last
December 10, 2023 at 12:30 PM
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egg
A fennec fox has a contrite expression on his little face and a large egg held carefully in his mouth.
December 4, 2023 at 2:41 PM
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Man my wrists are uh limp
Wide-angle photo of a mostly empty bar interior. A skinny bald man wearing a backpack plays flamboyantly with a cellphone.
November 3, 2023 at 8:00 AM