raoul puke
@raoulpuke.bsky.social
scared weird little guy ~ bipolar brain and failing body ~ retired fssw, public health worker, and master of none ~ he 🏳️⚧️
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
I feel that my spine xray report could have just said kyphotic instead of calling me Johnny Deformed
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I feel that my spine xray report could have just said kyphotic instead of calling me Johnny Deformed
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
I’m far too high for this, none of this
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m far too high for this, none of this
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I have a joke about the Tower of Babel but you wouldn't understand it
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have a joke about the Tower of Babel but you wouldn't understand it
Nausea is probably not quite as bad as pain but boy it’s close
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nausea is probably not quite as bad as pain but boy it’s close
My bird bones and I have finally been to the gym on consecutive days, please clap
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
My bird bones and I have finally been to the gym on consecutive days, please clap
The uber radio is playing East 17 and I still know every word
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The uber radio is playing East 17 and I still know every word
Someone has a pet pigeon called Stanley Coobrick omg
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Someone has a pet pigeon called Stanley Coobrick omg
I came home today to the cats seemingly having turned on the tv
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I came home today to the cats seemingly having turned on the tv
Look at these little creatures I met at yoga
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Look at these little creatures I met at yoga
A girl asked for my number to text me a photo she took of my butt (with a cat during kitten yoga). Not sure if hitting on me or perceiving me as a harmless gay but definitely one of those, right
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A girl asked for my number to text me a photo she took of my butt (with a cat during kitten yoga). Not sure if hitting on me or perceiving me as a harmless gay but definitely one of those, right
Oh boy, pop culture echolalia! That’s where I’m a viking!
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh boy, pop culture echolalia! That’s where I’m a viking!
This sounds foul lol
Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This sounds foul lol
[mournful mooing-like snore]
[queasy groan]
[feeble neighing imitation]
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
[mournful mooing-like snore]
I’ve been kind of depressed but I have a blunt and a ticket to kitten yoga for this afternoon so it’s not all bad
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’ve been kind of depressed but I have a blunt and a ticket to kitten yoga for this afternoon so it’s not all bad
I was having kind of a bad day last week when a guy ran up in the street to tell me he recognised the artist tattooed on my arms. Hell yeah brother
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I was having kind of a bad day last week when a guy ran up in the street to tell me he recognised the artist tattooed on my arms. Hell yeah brother
The Toddler was using gendered pronouns for the ants we were killing and it was quite unsettling
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Toddler was using gendered pronouns for the ants we were killing and it was quite unsettling
Maybe if I try hard I can remember a good work story not involving pizza
I once had the absolute pleasure at work of telling a customer that the price of a pizza was non-negotiable
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Maybe if I try hard I can remember a good work story not involving pizza
I once had the absolute pleasure at work of telling a customer that the price of a pizza was non-negotiable
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I once had the absolute pleasure at work of telling a customer that the price of a pizza was non-negotiable
the algorithm is giving me suicide notes 😬
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the algorithm is giving me suicide notes 😬
Mr Burns ass scheme
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mr Burns ass scheme
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Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them
I was 23 years ago asked for extra japaleenos on a pizza
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I was 23 years ago asked for extra japaleenos on a pizza