Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
they/them
Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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learn how to draw heads with the loomis method then apply it by doing something like this in your preferred style. you will Learn
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
learn how to draw heads with the loomis method then apply it by doing something like this in your preferred style. you will Learn
*charlie kelly sweatily pointing at NIOSH Hierarchy of Controls*
this isn’t just off the mark it’s completely fucking backward!
this isn’t just off the mark it’s completely fucking backward!
“Maybe a better way to look at this is ‘people preparedness’. One way for people to be prepared (for the next pandemic) is to be healthier, eat better and exercise, so you’re less likely to get sick or have a poor outcome,” Powers added.
Right. This will protect you from a novel pathogen.🤦♂️
Right. This will protect you from a novel pathogen.🤦♂️
Exclusive: Key US infectious-diseases centre to drop pandemic preparation
Staff members have been instructed to scrub this topic and ‘biodefense’ from the agency’s website.
www.nature.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
*charlie kelly sweatily pointing at NIOSH Hierarchy of Controls*
this isn’t just off the mark it’s completely fucking backward!
this isn’t just off the mark it’s completely fucking backward!
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Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2
hey DHS if you’re reading this
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February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
hey DHS if you’re reading this
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🖕
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Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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the scent of urine really accentuates the paris' romantic atmosphere
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
the scent of urine really accentuates the paris' romantic atmosphere
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“We’ve had a lot of ICE activity (since the press conference) in our neighborhood but far fewer observers. They just want the Anglos to think it’s over.” — a message from the inside in Minneapolis
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
“We’ve had a lot of ICE activity (since the press conference) in our neighborhood but far fewer observers. They just want the Anglos to think it’s over.” — a message from the inside in Minneapolis
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Happy Valentines Day here are some lovers.
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Happy Valentines Day here are some lovers.
cake that says “I’m Sorry I Got the Vibrator Stuck in your Hair”
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
cake that says “I’m Sorry I Got the Vibrator Stuck in your Hair”
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Make Feb 14 #LoveAnticolonizationDay.
On this day in 1779, Native Hawaiians stabbed British colonizer Captain James Cook in the neck.
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February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Make Feb 14 #LoveAnticolonizationDay.
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in honor of *waves arms around at everything* here are some fascist fucks Valentines.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
in honor of *waves arms around at everything* here are some fascist fucks Valentines.
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Also the apathy some bystanders seemed to show was either 1) they were also queer and afraid that if they called the cops they'd also end up harmed or 2) actual apathy to domestic violence, because several people who heard it thought it was "just" a couple fighting and thus not important.
‘Heroic actions are a natural tendency’: why bystander apathy is a myth
A MYTH MADE UP BY COPS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THEY STOOD BY AND LET KITTY GENOVESE DIE BECAUSE SHE WAS QUEER
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
A MYTH MADE UP BY COPS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THEY STOOD BY AND LET KITTY GENOVESE DIE BECAUSE SHE WAS QUEER
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
‘Heroic actions are a natural tendency’: why bystander apathy is a myth
Modern research shows the public work together selflessly in an emergency, motivated by a strong impulse to help
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Also the apathy some bystanders seemed to show was either 1) they were also queer and afraid that if they called the cops they'd also end up harmed or 2) actual apathy to domestic violence, because several people who heard it thought it was "just" a couple fighting and thus not important.
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We should just reform ICE in such a way that every single agent is sweeping minefields in Ukraine by spring of 2029.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
We should just reform ICE in such a way that every single agent is sweeping minefields in Ukraine by spring of 2029.
all of the BG3 companions ski except for Karlach and Halsin, who snowboard, and Minsc, who runs down the mountain barefoot
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
all of the BG3 companions ski except for Karlach and Halsin, who snowboard, and Minsc, who runs down the mountain barefoot
i had a dream about buying a new dot grid notebook, if anyone’s wondered what being a virgo is like
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
i had a dream about buying a new dot grid notebook, if anyone’s wondered what being a virgo is like
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A new Oregon initiative petition just dropped. Petitioner Shakur Hussein (who is also suing TriMet for wrongful termination) wants to get something on the ballot in the Nov 2026 election that would require TriMet’s Board and CEO to be elected, rather than appointed by the governor.
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A new Oregon initiative petition just dropped. Petitioner Shakur Hussein (who is also suing TriMet for wrongful termination) wants to get something on the ballot in the Nov 2026 election that would require TriMet’s Board and CEO to be elected, rather than appointed by the governor.
Roses are red
Madoff was a scammer
all my homies hate the father
of generative grammar
Madoff was a scammer
all my homies hate the father
of generative grammar
roses are red
The Hulk is Mark Ruffalo,
“to bully” is no longer
a common synonym for buffalo
The Hulk is Mark Ruffalo,
“to bully” is no longer
a common synonym for buffalo
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Roses are red
Madoff was a scammer
all my homies hate the father
of generative grammar
Madoff was a scammer
all my homies hate the father
of generative grammar
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There are many reasons a person should not be President, but being a pedophile should be at the top of the list.
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
There are many reasons a person should not be President, but being a pedophile should be at the top of the list.
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they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
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Another morning of compartmentalizing the horrors so I can function at work 😃
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Another morning of compartmentalizing the horrors so I can function at work 😃
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Just some random painting of queer Joy and tenderness for no reason other than visibility.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Just some random painting of queer Joy and tenderness for no reason other than visibility.
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my politics
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
my politics