Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
they/them
Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
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Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).
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a poem called "extreme unction administration machine"
February 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
a poem called "extreme unction administration machine"
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The days between December 25 and January 1 are the Lanthanides and Actinides of the Gregorian calendar
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The days between December 25 and January 1 are the Lanthanides and Actinides of the Gregorian calendar
“rough-edged ginger orphan has a magnificent stroke of luck and solves a murder mystery” a tale as old as time apparently
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“rough-edged ginger orphan has a magnificent stroke of luck and solves a murder mystery” a tale as old as time apparently
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
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The Gift of the Magi (2025)
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Gift of the Magi (2025)
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Hello new followers! If you're bored and like free webcomics, here's mine!
It's a complete short story about a ruined world full of alternative energy...and magic doom eels.
(Includes detailed transcripts on every page)
amphiox.hmcgill.art/comic/amphio...
#webcomics #amphiox #comics #indie
It's a complete short story about a ruined world full of alternative energy...and magic doom eels.
(Includes detailed transcripts on every page)
amphiox.hmcgill.art/comic/amphio...
#webcomics #amphiox #comics #indie
June 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Hello new followers! If you're bored and like free webcomics, here's mine!
It's a complete short story about a ruined world full of alternative energy...and magic doom eels.
(Includes detailed transcripts on every page)
amphiox.hmcgill.art/comic/amphio...
#webcomics #amphiox #comics #indie
It's a complete short story about a ruined world full of alternative energy...and magic doom eels.
(Includes detailed transcripts on every page)
amphiox.hmcgill.art/comic/amphio...
#webcomics #amphiox #comics #indie
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Sucks to suck
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sucks to suck
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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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the grinch was a victim of whoville segregation due to not being racially pure by who standards
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
Grinch innocent. The whos were racist.
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the grinch was a victim of whoville segregation due to not being racially pure by who standards
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
robert heinlein’s ghost just popped a boner
today in the moon is a tax shelter now
Altman is bullshitting at Musk's level now.
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
robert heinlein’s ghost just popped a boner
wizard wednesday motherfuckers
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
wizard wednesday motherfuckers
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People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, I’m annoyed by leftists every single day.
Some leftists annoy me everytime I see them talk.
Some leftists annoy me everytime I see them talk.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, I’m annoyed by leftists every single day.
Some leftists annoy me everytime I see them talk.
Some leftists annoy me everytime I see them talk.
we need an Anton Chigurh for the left
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
we need an Anton Chigurh for the left
a computer is a type of horse
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
a computer is a type of horse
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hi, cis folks!
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.
a sequel:
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
hi, cis folks!
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.
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This is your regularly scheduled reminder that “Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas” began as a symbol of inter-immigrant solidarity.
www.tabletmag.com/sections/foo...
www.tabletmag.com/sections/foo...
Why Chinese Food on Christmas Is a Tradition for Jews
Read about traditional Jewish Christmas celebrations and how they almost always involve eating Chinese Food.
www.tabletmag.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is your regularly scheduled reminder that “Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas” began as a symbol of inter-immigrant solidarity.
www.tabletmag.com/sections/foo...
www.tabletmag.com/sections/foo...
grimes has a chance to do the funniest thing
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
grimes has a chance to do the funniest thing
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May I recommend a subscription to @theonion.com print edition as a holiday gift, because their ads continue to rule
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
May I recommend a subscription to @theonion.com print edition as a holiday gift, because their ads continue to rule
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I suppose I should also explain Goblin Hockey. in Goblin Hockey, there is one player, unaffiliated with either team. this is The Goblin. The Goblin gets their own smaller goal which they set up in any of the corners, allowed to change each period. if they get the puck into their own goal, they win
Wind Tunnel Hockey, Fuzzy Hockey, Hidden Puck Hockey, Hidden Goal Hockey, Battle Royale Hockey, Battle Royal Hockey, Thin Ice Hockey, Lube Hockey, Sticky Hockey, Hyperbaric Hockey, High Altitude Hockey, Goblin Hockey, Long Stick Hockey, Short Stick Hockey, Armored Hockey, Nude Hockey, Stepdad Hockey
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I suppose I should also explain Goblin Hockey. in Goblin Hockey, there is one player, unaffiliated with either team. this is The Goblin. The Goblin gets their own smaller goal which they set up in any of the corners, allowed to change each period. if they get the puck into their own goal, they win
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Man it is insane how impossible it is for old people to have a simple retail interaction
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Man it is insane how impossible it is for old people to have a simple retail interaction
having a catholic priest bless my cereal, call that Cinnamon Host Crunch
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
having a catholic priest bless my cereal, call that Cinnamon Host Crunch