Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
they/them
Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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heard loud pained noises from the kitchen
partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries
partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
heard loud pained noises from the kitchen
partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries
partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries
healing generational trauma every time i throw a plastic deli container in the trash
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
healing generational trauma every time i throw a plastic deli container in the trash
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" that's nice i would
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" that's nice i would
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turns out now i have a conditioned pavlovian response where whenever i see a logitech usb game controller i think about billionaires being crushed into a paste inside a tiny submarine
July 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
turns out now i have a conditioned pavlovian response where whenever i see a logitech usb game controller i think about billionaires being crushed into a paste inside a tiny submarine
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trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
you couldn’t make Monty Python Upper Class Twit of the Year sketch today they’d write opinion columns about it
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
you couldn’t make Monty Python Upper Class Twit of the Year sketch today they’d write opinion columns about it
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
-Ta-Nehisi Coates
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
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Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
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keep an eye out for my upcoming hot NYT article: Did Men Ruin Everything? Not Exaggerating Literally Everything For The Past 5000 Years
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
keep an eye out for my upcoming hot NYT article: Did Men Ruin Everything? Not Exaggerating Literally Everything For The Past 5000 Years
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um actually a female wizard is called a wizatrix
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
um actually a female wizard is called a wizatrix
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it’s so crazy that universal health care just stopped being a conversation in mainstream democratic spaces. biden won the nomination, during a pandemic no less, and the discussion was just over i guess
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
it’s so crazy that universal health care just stopped being a conversation in mainstream democratic spaces. biden won the nomination, during a pandemic no less, and the discussion was just over i guess
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Apropos of theonion.com/democrats-si...
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Apropos of theonion.com/democrats-si...
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So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
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Yet is there hope. Time and tide flow wide.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Yet is there hope. Time and tide flow wide.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine