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Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
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they/them Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric 🌱🪬🌱
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possibly the most 12 years old anyone has ever been
heard loud pained noises from the kitchen

partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries
healing generational trauma every time i throw a plastic deli container in the trash
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" that's nice i would
*chanting* BONES BONES BONES BONES BONES BONES B
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turns out now i have a conditioned pavlovian response where whenever i see a logitech usb game controller i think about billionaires being crushed into a paste inside a tiny submarine
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trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
you couldn’t make Monty Python Upper Class Twit of the Year sketch today they’d write opinion columns about it
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this is literally never not accurate
i liked the interview where the creator of Satisfactory was like “we are NOT adding renewable energy this is a game about Extacting Resources and Destroying the Planet with a Giant Factory”
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“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”

-Ta-Nehisi Coates
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
enjoy your flights you useless fuck
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Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
well they overestimated Cuomo’s popularity & failed to ratfuck the NYC election, so,
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keep an eye out for my upcoming hot NYT article: Did Men Ruin Everything? Not Exaggerating Literally Everything For The Past 5000 Years