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Neon Laden Misery
specifically, consider Arizona State
College is better hold tight
What is one piece of advice you would give someone in high school?
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You're laughing but John Fetterman fell down a well because he thought there was a rotisserie chicken down there and now he's stuck halfway down because of his stocky frame, and you're laughing? He's cold and wet and confused and hungry because there was no chicken there and you think this is funny?
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A good idea in general is for your crimes to not be nested
Fred Smith rips Brett Favre as a guy with a Wikipedia page that has two levels of subheadings in the "controversies" section
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The fuck was up with this asshole? All he did was walk around and tip his hat a bunch of times. The talent booker at the Babylon shoulda been shot too…
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Man if you think people forgot who was president in 2019, they're REALLY gonna forget who was president in 2017
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
wow cool, i was at work all day and now i might make dinner while i watch something fun on television, but your thing is a good way to spend time too
1. @jonfavs.bsky.social dared me to post this here.

2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!

xoxoxo
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Blood Brothers "Laser Rain" voice:

"Oh, steam machine!"
Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That's an insanely clean Hilux to be hauling watermelons. Those things have to be delivered in the trunk of a Lada like god intended
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They had Connery Bond, then Lazenby shows up says "this never happened to the other fellow" then they bring back Connery but he's looking for revenge for his dead wife, then after that they just go to Moore and it's the 1970s now too. This is not a real problem
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I just realized that this is another part of the "everyone is 12" hypothesis
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
LOL, he's absolutely gonna ban her for a few hours at like 3 am
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We're just normal men
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Incredible Ferrari-ing happening in Sao Paolo today
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This makes me so mad i'm about to watch the wire all over again just to excise this evil
I heard a wrestling podcaster talk at length, thoughtfully and movingly, about his love for The Wire, then say that if you don't have time to watch it, watch a recap channel. That felt like a blow to me personally.
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
alright here i did the zohran meme
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
(to the tune of Closing Time) Gooooooooning Time!
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Max P16, LOL
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They built a bunch of car factories in Hungary the same way that they have non-union plants for every European and Asian manufacturer all over the South
incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not a dud among them, a family punching way above their weight
Just an absolute banger of an animal family
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
All the funniest shit about toledo is mayor shit but nothing was as funny as Ben Konop
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My ass when there's leftovers from a lunch meeting in the office kitchen
buddy was movin
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM