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my football team is bad
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
good.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“he got touched down low and then drilled up top” is another great entry in my favorite game: football commentary or gay fanfic
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ah there’s ol’ mecole hardman
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
good lord baker
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i need to get me one of those nfl sideline coats
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this made me wanna end it all
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
hell fuckin yeah
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:

Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.

So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my 2025 most male-coded trait is that when i am drunk i desperately want to spit on the ground
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
omg i just remembered i have leftover mac and cheese to consume while drunk at home i love this life
Me as a child: when I grow up ill eat mac and cheese every night

Me as a teen: when I grow up I’m going to cook so many great healthy meals

Me as an adult: I’m gonna make mac and cheese again tonight
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
sometimes i think that i’m like a well put together mature adult and then i get around real adults who are talking about high brow films and television and i’m like oh i mostly only consume sports, pro wrestling, and cartoons i cannot contribute
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
she’s been drinkin she’s been drinkin
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me as a child: when I grow up ill eat mac and cheese every night

Me as a teen: when I grow up I’m going to cook so many great healthy meals

Me as an adult: I’m gonna make mac and cheese again tonight
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
this is one of my favorite possessions
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I spent all afternoon finally putting stuff on my bedroom walls how did it go
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I just saw a 3 bedroom townhome downtown for rent for $6,500 a month and i need to know who can afford $6,500 a month in rent and is living in Kansas City Missouri
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
good luck to my besties of the washington spirit and that is all i will be skeeting about soccer today
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
don’t make me say it don’t make me say it don’t make me say it
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
the last five years except instead of cathy and jamie it’s me and the 2025 kansas city current
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
wow crazy Friday over here
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
blessed
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
they’re gonna help him beat kingdom hearts
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Is… is that not a heart attack?
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The only app not stressing me out rn
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I am too fucking busy for this rn
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM