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Things the Kansas City Chiefs drive me to do:
Photo of a beer in a bottle koozie sitting on a coffee table
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Lol i just remembered I bought this while drunk yesterday
Pink tshirt that says fork lift certified in the dark pink Barbie font
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I just bought this look at how angry he is I’m obsessed
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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yep
Photo of me dressed as dale gribble from king of the hill
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Photo of Donald Trump looking adoringly at Zohran Mamdani. The text has “Temwa Chawinga” written over Zohran and “me” written over Trump followed by “(god it hurt even typing ‘me’ over trump)
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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goober alert
Black cat inside of a tunnel ring with his head poking out of the entrance sideways
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The question reads 4. "On a scale of 1 to 5 stars, with 1 being very unhappy and 5 being extremely happy, how satisfied are you with NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman's leadership? Why?" 0% give 5 stars 7% give 4 stars 27% give 3.5 stars 27% give 3 stars 12% give 2.5 stars 27% give 2 stars 0% give 1 star
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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wow manaka you look really great with this group 👀👀👀
Photo of manaka Matsumoto, Temwa chawinga, Claire Hutton, Izzy Rodriguez, and Kayla Sharples
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon I swear to god we could have it all together
Screenshot of a tweet from Noah Compton that reads “On last Wednesday’s show, Pat McAfee said that #Colts Owner/CEO Carlie Irsay-Gordon, while in Berlin, walked into an event and promptly asked the DJ how to say, ‘let’s fucking go’ in German. She then welcomed the crowd with such before treating them to beers.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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oh baby that’s a negative nps score time to go
The question reads 4. "On a scale of 1 to 5 stars, with 1 being very unhappy and 5 being extremely happy, how satisfied are you with NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman's leadership? Why?" 0% give 5 stars 7% give 4 stars 27% give 3.5 stars 27% give 3 stars 12% give 2.5 stars 27% give 2 stars 0% give 1 star
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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about me
Another GM added that Kansas City's marketing and investment could be a blueprint for other markets: "They vomited teal everywhere and you just can't get away from it."
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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anyways
A pot makin mac and cheese
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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this is one of my favorite possessions
Small throw pillow that says on the front “pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me NyQuil” in embroidery
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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wow crazy Friday over here
Photo of my television playing the last five years
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The only app not stressing me out rn
Screenshot of the solitaire app
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Wow the northern lights truly are beautiful
Definitely not the kctv5 tower
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Alright let’s kick this evening up a notch
Photo of my tv playing kpop demon hunters
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Uh oh bad news for Gotham this weekend
Screenshot reads: Can Bats Survive in Cold Weather? Bats cannot survive freezing temperatures (even when they’re hibernating). So, how warm does it have to be for a bat to survive? Any roost bats shelter in for the winter must be at least 45 degrees, which is why folks often find bats in their garage in winter.
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Me and the boys arriving at CPKC this Sunday, where the high is 40 American degrees and the game kicks off at 11:30 am (when it will not yet be 40 degrees) (the high the day before is 60 btw)
Hikers in a blizzard
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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This is frying me
Screenshot of a tweet from user doulbedoink. The text says “as expected, the rich begin to flee nyc in the wake of Zohran mamdani’s victory. Quote from one millionaire: they traded me to Indianapolis bro it doesn’t have shit to do with that guy”
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet from krangtnelson. The text says “no no no you misunderstood. I said fuck your feelings. My feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Man who woke up at 3 am and sneezed for an hour straight
Incredibly handsome black cat
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Sam has decided that this year for Halloween he will dress as ur bf
A black cat in a black bow tie looking handsome and definitely not only holding still because I have shredded cheese in my other hand
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM