Noahconstrictor
@noahconstrictor.bsky.social
He/him
Bears, NFL, MTG, sports, metal, and whatever other nonsense I feel like posting
Bears, NFL, MTG, sports, metal, and whatever other nonsense I feel like posting
I miss you so much Robbie I wish you stayed with Indiana State
No. 24 Saint Louis stays undefeated in the A-10 as they take down Duquesne on the road 81-77!
Robbie Avila stuffed the stat sheet with 14 points, 5 rebounds, and 6 assists and Dion Brown and Trey Green also dropped 14 points.
The Bilikens moved to 18-1 and 6-0 in conference!
Robbie Avila stuffed the stat sheet with 14 points, 5 rebounds, and 6 assists and Dion Brown and Trey Green also dropped 14 points.
The Bilikens moved to 18-1 and 6-0 in conference!
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I miss you so much Robbie I wish you stayed with Indiana State
Cool so the Dems are just Republicans now. Sounds like we need a new party.
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Cool so the Dems are just Republicans now. Sounds like we need a new party.
This man hasn't posted anything that wasn't basically ad copy or "thoughts and prayers" typical athlete posting in nearly four years. This is insane.
Baker Mayfield welcomes former HC Kevin Stefanski to the NFC South:
January 21, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This man hasn't posted anything that wasn't basically ad copy or "thoughts and prayers" typical athlete posting in nearly four years. This is insane.
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Mendoza in Vegas is going to be like the episode of South Park where Butters thinks the Hooters waitress really likes him
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Mendoza in Vegas is going to be like the episode of South Park where Butters thinks the Hooters waitress really likes him
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INDIANA UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL IS THE NATIONAL CHAMPION LETS FUCKING GO DUDE
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
INDIANA UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL IS THE NATIONAL CHAMPION LETS FUCKING GO DUDE
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IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION
Malachi Toney is only 18 years old. He is going to be a special, special player if he keeps this up.
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Malachi Toney is only 18 years old. He is going to be a special, special player if he keeps this up.
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Most dawg in him of anybody on LinkedIn, that's for sure
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Most dawg in him of anybody on LinkedIn, that's for sure
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You gotta call that one. Let them play my fucking ass.
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 AM
You gotta call that one. Let them play my fucking ass.
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Indiana’s band(?) is playing the hits from the LOTR soundtrack and it’s hitting
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Indiana’s band(?) is playing the hits from the LOTR soundtrack and it’s hitting
I LOVE FOOTBALL FOOTBALL IS THE BEST SPORT
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I LOVE FOOTBALL FOOTBALL IS THE BEST SPORT
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I’ve always wanted to ratio this random stranger
This won’t be a popular take but the worst thing about College Football are the bands playing during the game. During halftime, sure. It’s like the organ at NBA games, who wants that? Who is pumped up by that?
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I’ve always wanted to ratio this random stranger
Adewale Ogunleye sighting, love to see it
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Adewale Ogunleye sighting, love to see it
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UGH FUCK OFF ORANGE MAN
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
UGH FUCK OFF ORANGE MAN
this guy just got promoted to president, go ask for that raise and promotion folks
i talk about it a lot but if you haven’t seen the full clip of brandon beane’s radio temper tantrum in april you need to. it’s one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever heard
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
this guy just got promoted to president, go ask for that raise and promotion folks
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MY GOD
Drew, he was fired on 1/19. What does that date almost looks like?
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
MY GOD
Brutal way to lose, but man, what a season.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Brutal way to lose, but man, what a season.
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Odunze needs to fix his hands in the offseason. It's starting to be a legitimate problem.
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Odunze needs to fix his hands in the offseason. It's starting to be a legitimate problem.
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How the fuck can you call that a penalty the Bears player didn't even see him coming the ram guy just ran into him and flopped
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
How the fuck can you call that a penalty the Bears player didn't even see him coming the ram guy just ran into him and flopped
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Cold out?
A bit Brisker than the Rams would like.
A bit Brisker than the Rams would like.
a close up of a person with the words hee hee written on it
ALT: a close up of a person with the words hee hee written on it
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Cold out?
A bit Brisker than the Rams would like.
A bit Brisker than the Rams would like.
Jaquan Brisker earning that money this drive, holy shit dude
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Jaquan Brisker earning that money this drive, holy shit dude
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram