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Noahconstrictor
@noahconstrictor.bsky.social
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Bears, NFL, MTG, sports, metal, and whatever other nonsense I feel like posting
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm going to think about this image for the rest of the week good LORD find someone that looks at you the way Ben Johnson looks at Caleb Williams
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Average Worf episode of Star Trek: TNG:
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It keeps going up!
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is great, because the other half goes to charity, and some random fan who could afford Game 7 tickets is going to get a cool $7.5mil (estimate after taxes, I don't know Canadian Tax Law).
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Steelers out here looking like this
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is Chip Kelly now. This is my favorite active coach picture of any NFL team. It's perfect in every way.
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Skattebo run like this little fucker from Ice Age
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Look, I love Reese's Cups as much as the next person, but that's not how peanut butter is supposed to look. Don't zoom in on it.
October 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Al Davis's spirit still lives on in the NFL
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my feed did the thing
September 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
September 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
September 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Really love this from Defector and Immaculate Grid today.
September 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Violently obsessed with this top 10 list of DPI yards by QB
January 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM