poop
@dude3000.bsky.social
Calmer than you are. Ok, not really.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
Marty Mauser would have been an Obama-Trump voter had he lived that long
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Marty Mauser would have been an Obama-Trump voter had he lived that long
Josh Safdie is going to absyblow our minds in a decade
People need to prepare themselves for Chalamet to win best actor
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Josh Safdie is going to absyblow our minds in a decade
People need to prepare themselves for Chalamet to win best actor
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
People need to prepare themselves for Chalamet to win best actor
right-wingers showing up at businesses demanding evidence of imagined malfeasance with respect to children? at least there wasn't a gun involved this time, i guess.
Minnesota’s Department of Children, Youth, and Families said that investigators have found child care centers at the center of recent fraud allegations were operating as they should.
Minnesota department finds child care centers targeted in viral video operating normally
The state Department of Children, Youth, and Families said it visited the nine facilities at the center of right-wing claims of fraud and found them "operating as expected."
nbcnews.to
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
right-wingers showing up at businesses demanding evidence of imagined malfeasance with respect to children? at least there wasn't a gun involved this time, i guess.
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
"It's ok, this is really unpopular among Americans" is some pretty loser shit tbh.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
"It's ok, this is really unpopular among Americans" is some pretty loser shit tbh.
In other news, I ate a really great dinner at Dreamstate Cafe, a new vegan restaurant in Minneapolis. Go there, Twin Cities people. It might just be the fact that they're new, but they're dialed in right now. This roasted carrot dish was amazing (and filling!)
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January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
In other news, I ate a really great dinner at Dreamstate Cafe, a new vegan restaurant in Minneapolis. Go there, Twin Cities people. It might just be the fact that they're new, but they're dialed in right now. This roasted carrot dish was amazing (and filling!)
racketmn.com/dreamstate-c...
racketmn.com/dreamstate-c...
"wrath" and "courts" aren't supposed to be used in the same sentence. theoretically, one is there to keep the other at bay.
So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"wrath" and "courts" aren't supposed to be used in the same sentence. theoretically, one is there to keep the other at bay.
Sorry. I'm going to kinetically disagree with their word choice.
I'm going to pistol-whip the next person who uses the word "kinetic" to describe bombings.
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Sorry. I'm going to kinetically disagree with their word choice.
I'm going to pistol-whip the next person who uses the word "kinetic" to describe bombings.
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I'm going to pistol-whip the next person who uses the word "kinetic" to describe bombings.
I will give them credit for one thing: They timed it to keep a lot of family fights from happening over the holidays.
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I will give them credit for one thing: They timed it to keep a lot of family fights from happening over the holidays.
You can look to see if they voted to confirm Rubio and let them know they're complicit. @amyklobuchar.com and @smith.senate.gov both did, but the latter doesn't have listed numbers for her offices.
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
You can look to see if they voted to confirm Rubio and let them know they're complicit. @amyklobuchar.com and @smith.senate.gov both did, but the latter doesn't have listed numbers for her offices.
Well I guess I picked a good day to spend 2.5 hours with an overambitious piece of shit. I'm talking, of course, about a Marty Supreme matinee
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Well I guess I picked a good day to spend 2.5 hours with an overambitious piece of shit. I'm talking, of course, about a Marty Supreme matinee
You're doing great, Google AI news compiler.
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
You're doing great, Google AI news compiler.
It's ok. This isn't what they voted for.
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
It's ok. This isn't what they voted for.
Watching Heated Rivalry and where the hell do all these Canadians get off looking vaguely like other people I think I recognize?
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Watching Heated Rivalry and where the hell do all these Canadians get off looking vaguely like other people I think I recognize?
fuck this i'm out on the guy now
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
fuck this i'm out on the guy now
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No idea if she’d even be interested but Patti Harrison on Taskmaster would be a dream
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
No idea if she’d even be interested but Patti Harrison on Taskmaster would be a dream
people say this kind of ice enforcement action is a slippery slope into authoritarianism, but it looks more like a slippery spot
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
people say this kind of ice enforcement action is a slippery slope into authoritarianism, but it looks more like a slippery spot
i just want to note that, although it didn't happen this time,* my kid, in seven short years, has developed the perfect "oh daaad!" for my Very Good Jokes, so my hard work has not been in vain
*she started breakdancing on the kitchen floor
*she started breakdancing on the kitchen floor
[greeting spouse and kid getting home from ikea]
spouse: show dad what you got!
kid: i got a stuffy! it's a meerkat!
spouse: it was only five dollars!
me: it was a... MERE five dollars?
*thunderous applause erupts from gallery*
spouse: show dad what you got!
kid: i got a stuffy! it's a meerkat!
spouse: it was only five dollars!
me: it was a... MERE five dollars?
*thunderous applause erupts from gallery*
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i just want to note that, although it didn't happen this time,* my kid, in seven short years, has developed the perfect "oh daaad!" for my Very Good Jokes, so my hard work has not been in vain
*she started breakdancing on the kitchen floor
*she started breakdancing on the kitchen floor
ftr i ate some of this wrapped in a tortilla a little while ago
Lotsa luck!
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
ftr i ate some of this wrapped in a tortilla a little while ago
*in minnesota accent so thick it would put jerry lundegaard to shame*
Well, I'm sure those guys know what they're doin, but I was always taught it's better to dig a bit before spinning the wheels
Well, I'm sure those guys know what they're doin, but I was always taught it's better to dig a bit before spinning the wheels
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
*in minnesota accent so thick it would put jerry lundegaard to shame*
Well, I'm sure those guys know what they're doin, but I was always taught it's better to dig a bit before spinning the wheels
Well, I'm sure those guys know what they're doin, but I was always taught it's better to dig a bit before spinning the wheels
[greeting spouse and kid getting home from ikea]
spouse: show dad what you got!
kid: i got a stuffy! it's a meerkat!
spouse: it was only five dollars!
me: it was a... MERE five dollars?
*thunderous applause erupts from gallery*
spouse: show dad what you got!
kid: i got a stuffy! it's a meerkat!
spouse: it was only five dollars!
me: it was a... MERE five dollars?
*thunderous applause erupts from gallery*
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
[greeting spouse and kid getting home from ikea]
spouse: show dad what you got!
kid: i got a stuffy! it's a meerkat!
spouse: it was only five dollars!
me: it was a... MERE five dollars?
*thunderous applause erupts from gallery*
spouse: show dad what you got!
kid: i got a stuffy! it's a meerkat!
spouse: it was only five dollars!
me: it was a... MERE five dollars?
*thunderous applause erupts from gallery*
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Give her a break about the upgrade to a first class cabin already. She's 77!
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Give her a break about the upgrade to a first class cabin already. She's 77!
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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