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Dctrojan
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triple threat:
mid (dle aged)
mid (opinions)
mid (Atlantic)

only 2 passports though, I'm not made of money
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“Your guy is late.”
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Chip off the old block eh?
Izzy Hammond, daughter of former Top Gear and Grand Tour host Richard Hammond, is uninjured after a heavy crash at a Formula E influencer event in Saudi Arabia.
Richard Hammond’s daughter destroys Formula E car in crash
Hammond was competing in an event known as the Formula E EVO sessions, where influencers and content creators competed against
speedcafe.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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A tiny bald kid being my hypeman would fix me
February 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Weird how all of the skills were transferrable.
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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This is Melrose Ave right now in between La Brea and Fairfax. Never seen any flooding here like this in my life.
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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"you're going to face consequences" #pixelart #humanart #humanartist
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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please stop saying i have an e-reader problem
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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US Government Deploys Elon Musk’s Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables

ok, that's enough 2026 for today

futurism.com/artificial-i...
US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables
The US government deployed xAI's Grok to give dietary advice -- and it's giving some eyebrow-raising advice.
futurism.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Great piece from @dsquareddigest.bsky.social, which touches on one of the big theories for why English-speaking countries do especially badly at housebuilding:

Adversarial and litigious common law systems (Anglo) vs judge-led civil law systems elsewhere.

samf.substack.com/p/build-the-...
February 16, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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The ‘bel’ in ‘decibel’ is for Alexander Graham Bell.

Since the ‘B’ in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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and you won't be able to see that that's what's happening.

the park should not be full of broken glass.
you can't just ban children from the play area and call the problem solved.
1) they now have no play area
2) everyone else is still getting cut to ribbons
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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yes. the things that would make social media safer for children are almost all just the things that would make social media non-harmful/much less harmful for *all of us*.

if you do it by age verification then nothing will stop a child in a difficult home accessing stuff via parents' accounts
The under-16 social media (and VPN, and chatbot) ban is part of a broader policy problem IMV, which is that it is politically easier to talk about e.g. 'child poverty', and you can do a lot of good with that approach, but it has hard limits because ultimately you are also just talking about poverty.
February 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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same, girl, same
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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running from the cops in these and they deploy a long studded strip in front to stop me
LEGO Crocs Brick Clog up for order at LEGO Store buff.ly/w2gOdcp
Crocs buff.ly/YLiimuT #ad
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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It's not even worth arguing basic historical or political economic facts with a US MAGA milieu so enclosed in its own echo tomb that is going to meme the United States into self-destruction
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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it's been a while since we've had an entire "bluesky bubble" news cycle driven entirely by the fact that people on the internet told Mark Cuban he said something stupid

by my watch one should drop this week or next week
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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I just want to show everyone the center consoles. Front, AND rear.
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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There are hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars worth of art warehoused at airports around the world, to avoid paying international duties and customs. Rich people buy and trade them without the paintings ever leaving the warehouse. I'd steal something, anything, from that.
If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take
February 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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This scheme to make passports harder to obtain comes as Republicans are trying to make passports one of the few documents that can be presented in order to be permitted to register to vote.
State Department orders nonprofit libraries to stop processing passport applications
The State Department has ordered nonprofit public libraries to stop taking passport applications, cutting off a popular local service.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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An entire federal government run by dudes who look like they got permabanned from Clarendon Ballroom in 2014 for calling the bouncer a racial slur
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM