iucounu
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Through the ruin of a city stalked the ruin of a man.
Two years later you get an email saying that due to insolvency the servers are being shut down and do you want to purchase the rights to your nanbot before they’re sold to a pervert site by administrators
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Two years later you get an email saying that due to insolvency the servers are being shut down and do you want to purchase the rights to your nanbot before they’re sold to a pervert site by administrators
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Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
This evening I am once again making this banger of a ‘Sichuan lasagne’, which is the old favourite but with chilli bean paste, ginger, garlic, fermented soy beans, a star anise bechamel and all that good stuff.
Where east meets west: Tamal Ray’s recipe for Sichuan-style lasagne
In the spirit of culinary experimentation, the unexpected flavour in this Chinese-inspired dish is the chilli bean paste
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This evening I am once again making this banger of a ‘Sichuan lasagne’, which is the old favourite but with chilli bean paste, ginger, garlic, fermented soy beans, a star anise bechamel and all that good stuff.
every time I see an announcement by these guys it’s incredibly dense unreadable screenshots of letters with no alt-text
Blimey. Major new split in Your Party. Blackburn MP Adnan Hussain -who is secretary of the Your Party company - says he's quitting due to "persistent infighting, factional competition, and a struggle for power, position and influence rather than a shared commitment to the common good."
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
every time I see an announcement by these guys it’s incredibly dense unreadable screenshots of letters with no alt-text
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
WIMDY
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
WIMDY
is anything actually happening in British government beyond Keir Starmer and his SPADs stepping on each others' dicks every day. Let me know if anything good and non-asinine is happening
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
is anything actually happening in British government beyond Keir Starmer and his SPADs stepping on each others' dicks every day. Let me know if anything good and non-asinine is happening
McDonald’s CEO teases ‘little bit of dogshit’ coming soon to every filet of fish
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
McDonald’s CEO teases ‘little bit of dogshit’ coming soon to every filet of fish
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SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet
the strategy of picking all our most injury prone bowlers has always been a bit of a worry
England reveal Ashes blueprint only for Mark Wood injury scare to threaten ripping it up
England captain Ben Stokes announced his readiness for the Ashes with six wickets on the first day of their in-house warm-up game
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the strategy of picking all our most injury prone bowlers has always been a bit of a worry
The special boys have been rewarded with new catnip donuts
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The special boys have been rewarded with new catnip donuts
for fuck's sake!!
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
for fuck's sake!!
PRE CREDITS MINOR VILLAIN (as alarms blare and muffled explosions go off in the depths of his HQ): James Bond? But he’s dead!
JAMES BOND (stepping from behind a curtain and shooting him through the ear): Don’t believe everything you ‘ear
*OPENING TITLES*
JAMES BOND (stepping from behind a curtain and shooting him through the ear): Don’t believe everything you ‘ear
*OPENING TITLES*
Every time they bring back the Master to Doctor Who, the dialogue is always just something like
“Didn’t you die?”
“No”
Just do that. It’s not that hard
“Didn’t you die?”
“No”
Just do that. It’s not that hard
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
PRE CREDITS MINOR VILLAIN (as alarms blare and muffled explosions go off in the depths of his HQ): James Bond? But he’s dead!
JAMES BOND (stepping from behind a curtain and shooting him through the ear): Don’t believe everything you ‘ear
*OPENING TITLES*
JAMES BOND (stepping from behind a curtain and shooting him through the ear): Don’t believe everything you ‘ear
*OPENING TITLES*
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have a day off so might try to get good at Noita *I am exploded forty times in a row*
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
have a day off so might try to get good at Noita *I am exploded forty times in a row*
good piece
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
good piece
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Ian Fleming killed off James Bond at the end of the fifth novel, From Russia With Love, and then starts the next one with “Phew, that last case was a bit much, I had to spend a few days in bed, anyway back to work…”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Ian Fleming killed off James Bond at the end of the fifth novel, From Russia With Love, and then starts the next one with “Phew, that last case was a bit much, I had to spend a few days in bed, anyway back to work…”
seems like a possible response to being threatened by Trump with a massive lawsuit is ‘go shit in your hat’ and everyone else who folds experiences bad outcomes
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
seems like a possible response to being threatened by Trump with a massive lawsuit is ‘go shit in your hat’ and everyone else who folds experiences bad outcomes
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PS the more I think about it, the more I think Craig’s Bond was essentially in love with death. His self-loathing and his alienation shift Bond’s devil-may-care daring to a kind of existential indifference. His longing for a judgement can only be delivered in his extinction.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
PS the more I think about it, the more I think Craig’s Bond was essentially in love with death. His self-loathing and his alienation shift Bond’s devil-may-care daring to a kind of existential indifference. His longing for a judgement can only be delivered in his extinction.
Killing off Bond at the end of No Time To Die, which is IMHO up there with the best Bond movies, I loved it, was actually a cool thing to do and if you want to make another Bond you can just ignore it like 80% of the other on-screen continuity
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Killing off Bond at the end of No Time To Die, which is IMHO up there with the best Bond movies, I loved it, was actually a cool thing to do and if you want to make another Bond you can just ignore it like 80% of the other on-screen continuity
It’s ok boss I put the notes on our criminal conspiracy in whitetext
Paperwork blunder by UK bookmaker reveals possible illegal offshore operation
Gambling Commission may launch inquiry after finding potentially incriminating evidence hidden in documents, sources say
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It’s ok boss I put the notes on our criminal conspiracy in whitetext
could they
could they really
could they really
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
could they
could they really
could they really
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years