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· Nov 17
this is an intrusive thought i had, please do not mistake it for a deeply held belief
yeah idk i think maybe we are just reaching the end of “humanity” as a shared value. seems like there might just be enough people who don’t care about preserving it.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
yeah idk i think maybe we are just reaching the end of “humanity” as a shared value. seems like there might just be enough people who don’t care about preserving it.
i’ve always thought it’s wild that denver sports teams ever lose at home. altitude feels like the biggest home court advantage that exists? i’m not in the worst shape in the world but anytime i go to colorado walking up 5 stairs has me completely winded for like a week
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i’ve always thought it’s wild that denver sports teams ever lose at home. altitude feels like the biggest home court advantage that exists? i’m not in the worst shape in the world but anytime i go to colorado walking up 5 stairs has me completely winded for like a week
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a general rule of thumb: assume every person talking at a camera that you see on tiktok is wrong
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
a general rule of thumb: assume every person talking at a camera that you see on tiktok is wrong
i think there’s a pretty good chance the wolves get 50 wins and home court in the first round of the playoffs. that’s so wild lol
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i think there’s a pretty good chance the wolves get 50 wins and home court in the first round of the playoffs. that’s so wild lol
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“Went viral” is an old stock phrase in journalism that really does not capture the dynamic of how X dot Com has been tuned to give people like the one specific legislator here the power to intentionally cause this kind of outcome
Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.
Texas A&M won’t reinstate fired lecturer despite findings
A vice chancellor upheld the firing of Melissa McCoul, seen in a viral video being confronted by a student on her gender identity teachings, saying the termination was done with “good cause.”
www.texastribune.org
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“Went viral” is an old stock phrase in journalism that really does not capture the dynamic of how X dot Com has been tuned to give people like the one specific legislator here the power to intentionally cause this kind of outcome
ending a game this good on a delay of game tech really does suck though that one is bad
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
ending a game this good on a delay of game tech really does suck though that one is bad
i'll be honest if i was in the replay booth i have no idea how i'd handle this lol
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i'll be honest if i was in the replay booth i have no idea how i'd handle this lol
if the nuggets come back in this one i'm just going to bed lol no more posts from me
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
if the nuggets come back in this one i'm just going to bed lol no more posts from me
i'm sorry but anthony edwards is playing some of the most exciting basketball i've seen all year and some of you are ref posting cmon
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i'm sorry but anthony edwards is playing some of the most exciting basketball i've seen all year and some of you are ref posting cmon
at some point this year the wolves are going to lose a game in a mildly annoying way, as every team will do in an 82 game season and people will try to tell you that that's who the wolves are, and you should remind them of this game.
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
at some point this year the wolves are going to lose a game in a mildly annoying way, as every team will do in an 82 game season and people will try to tell you that that's who the wolves are, and you should remind them of this game.
i thought they should bench ant with the shoulder injury because i'm a fucking stupid idiot who should be beaten with a sack of potatoes
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i thought they should bench ant with the shoulder injury because i'm a fucking stupid idiot who should be beaten with a sack of potatoes
also worth saying that win or lose that this has been a fun as hell basketball game and basketball rules
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
also worth saying that win or lose that this has been a fun as hell basketball game and basketball rules
think there's a chance anthony edwards ends up being good enough that he's a walking contender no matter who his teammates are
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
think there's a chance anthony edwards ends up being good enough that he's a walking contender no matter who his teammates are
this guy is fucking unreal man
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
this guy is fucking unreal man
in donte's defense- i don't think he's all that smart?
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
in donte's defense- i don't think he's all that smart?
i don't know about that one fellas lol
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i don't know about that one fellas lol
does this announcer not know how to say "jokic"? is that the problem?
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
does this announcer not know how to say "jokic"? is that the problem?
very funny to me that the wolves are now a 4th quarter/clutch time juggernaut.
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
very funny to me that the wolves are now a 4th quarter/clutch time juggernaut.
the last 3 minutes have been interesting to me
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
the last 3 minutes have been interesting to me
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i appreciate the wolves bricking a bunch of threes so i can convince myself that this is a MOML situation and not them playing absolutely shit defense
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i appreciate the wolves bricking a bunch of threes so i can convince myself that this is a MOML situation and not them playing absolutely shit defense
idk why but i just cannot stand anytime announcers call him "joker".
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
idk why but i just cannot stand anytime announcers call him "joker".
i've decided to just find julius randle's playstyle fun. i'm tired of not liking it so i'm just going to make myself like it.
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i've decided to just find julius randle's playstyle fun. i'm tired of not liking it so i'm just going to make myself like it.
man i can't believe bones hyland was like, a legit good get in a position we are desperate for. i think he's an underrate part of the transformation from "are the wolves good?" to " the wolves are good"
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
man i can't believe bones hyland was like, a legit good get in a position we are desperate for. i think he's an underrate part of the transformation from "are the wolves good?" to " the wolves are good"