🌧️ beagle ⛄
@beagle.bsky.social
a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
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🌧️ beagle ⛄
@beagle.bsky.social
· Nov 20
i saw the most cromulent minds of my generation destroyed by police violence, starving, cold, dragged through liberal streets at dawn, while craptacular tech bros embiggened hollow eyed dynamos, sat smoking in the supernatural darkness of VR, contemplating generative saxamaphones
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🎶 the world is an umpire,
sent to judge your play-eeyayee-aays
major league employees,
hold you up to the flames
and what do i get?
for pretending to be sa-eeyayee-ane?
betrayed desires,
and a piece of the game
despite all my rage,
i'm still just a runner on base 🎶
sent to judge your play-eeyayee-aays
major league employees,
hold you up to the flames
and what do i get?
for pretending to be sa-eeyayee-ane?
betrayed desires,
and a piece of the game
despite all my rage,
i'm still just a runner on base 🎶
the world is an umpire
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
🎶 the world is an umpire,
sent to judge your play-eeyayee-aays
major league employees,
hold you up to the flames
and what do i get?
for pretending to be sa-eeyayee-ane?
betrayed desires,
and a piece of the game
despite all my rage,
i'm still just a runner on base 🎶
sent to judge your play-eeyayee-aays
major league employees,
hold you up to the flames
and what do i get?
for pretending to be sa-eeyayee-ane?
betrayed desires,
and a piece of the game
despite all my rage,
i'm still just a runner on base 🎶
what
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 AM
what
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today we learned that the guy who made Ctrl+Alt+Delete / Loss shares a name with a cool person who didn't do that shit and rules
lay me to sleep in a bed made of tim buckley's voice
Once I Was
Provided to YouTube by Rhino/ElektraOnce I Was · Tim BuckleyGoodbye And Hello℗ 1967 Elektra Entertainment, A Division of Warner Communications Inc.Guitar: Br...
www.youtube.com
October 26, 2024 at 7:17 AM
today we learned that the guy who made Ctrl+Alt+Delete / Loss shares a name with a cool person who didn't do that shit and rules
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lay me to sleep in a bed made of tim buckley's voice
Once I Was
Provided to YouTube by Rhino/ElektraOnce I Was · Tim BuckleyGoodbye And Hello℗ 1967 Elektra Entertainment, A Division of Warner Communications Inc.Guitar: Br...
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
lay me to sleep in a bed made of tim buckley's voice
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This is just unconscionable man
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even if i accepted the premise that dems are the best party for trans ppl in the world, they're not doing enough. sorry but i need more
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
even if i accepted the premise that dems are the best party for trans ppl in the world, they're not doing enough. sorry but i need more
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The efficiency, the return on reach vs spend, all hard to argue with.
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The efficiency, the return on reach vs spend, all hard to argue with.
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“Orville Peck became the first country artist to publicly exit the sports, music and entertainment agency on Feb. 10, joining Chappell Roan, Chelsea Cutler, Wednesday and a handful of other musicians.” www.tennessean.com/story/entert...
Orville Peck 1st country singer to leave Wasserman over Epstein
After Casey Wasserman, the CEO of a major talent agency, was named in the Epstein files, artists are leaving the agency.
www.tennessean.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“Orville Peck became the first country artist to publicly exit the sports, music and entertainment agency on Feb. 10, joining Chappell Roan, Chelsea Cutler, Wednesday and a handful of other musicians.” www.tennessean.com/story/entert...
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Brandon Friedman gives a great example of why so many people can’t stand the Obama alumni on here. He oversells his résumé so that other people can oversell his halfbaked thoughts. Let’s not pick up the fascist tool of denaturalization. Let’s employ good old-fashioned American criminal prosecution.
Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Brandon Friedman gives a great example of why so many people can’t stand the Obama alumni on here. He oversells his résumé so that other people can oversell his halfbaked thoughts. Let’s not pick up the fascist tool of denaturalization. Let’s employ good old-fashioned American criminal prosecution.
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Not a single one of ID representatives can articulate how women are supposed to vote in the election.
"Read the SAVE Act to find out what documentation is accepted"
Guess what? Marriage certs are not one of the docs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE?
"Read the SAVE Act to find out what documentation is accepted"
Guess what? Marriage certs are not one of the docs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE?
February 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Not a single one of ID representatives can articulate how women are supposed to vote in the election.
"Read the SAVE Act to find out what documentation is accepted"
Guess what? Marriage certs are not one of the docs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE?
"Read the SAVE Act to find out what documentation is accepted"
Guess what? Marriage certs are not one of the docs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE?
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
i grew up with my family watching all the beatles stuff on repeat. i was burnt out on them by the time i was 15
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i grew up with my family watching all the beatles stuff on repeat. i was burnt out on them by the time i was 15
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How Trump's withdrawal from Minneapolis is being covered abroad.
In Le Monde, the lead French daily, the homepage article starts with:
"Two people dead, thousands arrested, two cities shaken, and Donald Trump defeated."
www.lemonde.fr/internationa...
In Le Monde, the lead French daily, the homepage article starts with:
"Two people dead, thousands arrested, two cities shaken, and Donald Trump defeated."
www.lemonde.fr/internationa...
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
How Trump's withdrawal from Minneapolis is being covered abroad.
In Le Monde, the lead French daily, the homepage article starts with:
"Two people dead, thousands arrested, two cities shaken, and Donald Trump defeated."
www.lemonde.fr/internationa...
In Le Monde, the lead French daily, the homepage article starts with:
"Two people dead, thousands arrested, two cities shaken, and Donald Trump defeated."
www.lemonde.fr/internationa...
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what makes you think you're good enough to think about me when you're touching yourself? touching yourself, touching your- touching yourself
Wet Leg - Wet Dream (Official Video)
YouTube video by WetLegVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:18 PM
what makes you think you're good enough to think about me when you're touching yourself? touching yourself, touching your- touching yourself
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More of this please. Let Lawrence Krauss face some massive consequences. He even used the term "metoo bitch" in his correspondence w Epstein.
David Gelernter, a creationist computer scientist who has long been a disgrace to Yale University, has been suspended for referring to an undergraduate student as a "v small goodlooking blonde" in a job recommendation to Jeffrey Epstein. He said later that he was "very glad" to have written it.
Professors in the Epstein Files Begin to Face Consequences
Several faculty members who spoke regularly with Epstein have been stripped of their titles or teaching duties.
www.insidehighered.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
More of this please. Let Lawrence Krauss face some massive consequences. He even used the term "metoo bitch" in his correspondence w Epstein.
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some bands just have the music video juice, and wet leg is one of them
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
some bands just have the music video juice, and wet leg is one of them
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Apparently people are mad about Hasan saying
*checks notes* that democrats don’t really care about trans people and would shoot us all if they thought it would help them, which is apparently controversial to say despite it being one of the most common things said on this website, by trans people.
*checks notes* that democrats don’t really care about trans people and would shoot us all if they thought it would help them, which is apparently controversial to say despite it being one of the most common things said on this website, by trans people.
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Apparently people are mad about Hasan saying
*checks notes* that democrats don’t really care about trans people and would shoot us all if they thought it would help them, which is apparently controversial to say despite it being one of the most common things said on this website, by trans people.
*checks notes* that democrats don’t really care about trans people and would shoot us all if they thought it would help them, which is apparently controversial to say despite it being one of the most common things said on this website, by trans people.
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i love the moon because if you can see it, you know the exact direction of the sun at any time of night. it's kind of bizarre this was never taught in gradeschool or bill nye or anything when i was a kid
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i love the moon because if you can see it, you know the exact direction of the sun at any time of night. it's kind of bizarre this was never taught in gradeschool or bill nye or anything when i was a kid
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musk is gonna carve a big X into the moon
recorded in early 1969, right before the moon landing, about being sad that america or someone is probably gonna to nuke the moon
#music
#music
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
musk is gonna carve a big X into the moon
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you gotta look at the moon whenever it's up in the sky
one like for one non political opinion, pls
July 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
you gotta look at the moon whenever it's up in the sky
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i'm just glad they don't get political
The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
i'm just glad they don't get political
a mcrib isn't half bad if you just take all the toppings off, toast the buns, add mayo and some better bbq sauce, cut up some spicy pickles, get the crinkle cut fries out of the freezer and airfry them, crack open an IPA, have a friend over, watch a movie. solid 7/10 food.
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
a mcrib isn't half bad if you just take all the toppings off, toast the buns, add mayo and some better bbq sauce, cut up some spicy pickles, get the crinkle cut fries out of the freezer and airfry them, crack open an IPA, have a friend over, watch a movie. solid 7/10 food.
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Today's Tom Sawyer is trans
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Today's Tom Sawyer is trans
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it is not customary to make a toast before hitting the weed pen, she begins,
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
it is not customary to make a toast before hitting the weed pen, she begins,
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The “Where are the protests?” lament after Trump’s inauguration was always based on a (willful) misperception – a myth propagated by a punditry vying for relevance, hellbent on presenting grandiose reckonings and sweeping narratives rather than careful empirical assessments.
Overall, we have tallied 4x more protests through Jan 31, 2026 than we had through Jan 31, 2018
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The “Where are the protests?” lament after Trump’s inauguration was always based on a (willful) misperception – a myth propagated by a punditry vying for relevance, hellbent on presenting grandiose reckonings and sweeping narratives rather than careful empirical assessments.