🍂 beagle 🥧
@beagle.bsky.social
a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program
i am without the binery, they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
i am without the binery, they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
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you know i hate to be earnest (i don't, it's my only mode), but the next time you're walking around your city, look at the backs of signs, the poles, the mailboxes. stop to notice what your neighbors think is important. it's not important if you don't understand
what's important is that you notice
what's important is that you notice
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We.
Are.
At.
WAR.
get this through your thick skulls, you stupid asshats. And no, frogsuit guy isn't coming to save us. Fucking hell, and people wonder why I hate politicians as harsh as I do. Embrace the Code of Hannurabi. Ditch the rest...
Are.
At.
WAR.
get this through your thick skulls, you stupid asshats. And no, frogsuit guy isn't coming to save us. Fucking hell, and people wonder why I hate politicians as harsh as I do. Embrace the Code of Hannurabi. Ditch the rest...
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
We.
Are.
At.
WAR.
get this through your thick skulls, you stupid asshats. And no, frogsuit guy isn't coming to save us. Fucking hell, and people wonder why I hate politicians as harsh as I do. Embrace the Code of Hannurabi. Ditch the rest...
Are.
At.
WAR.
get this through your thick skulls, you stupid asshats. And no, frogsuit guy isn't coming to save us. Fucking hell, and people wonder why I hate politicians as harsh as I do. Embrace the Code of Hannurabi. Ditch the rest...
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like what the fuck is this. i'm sorry, i can't even
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
like what the fuck is this. i'm sorry, i can't even
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Do people remember that this same NYT reporter solicited a $30,000 donation from Jeffrey Epstein for a Montessori school and then got pushed out of the Times by Ellen Pollock shortly after?
And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.
And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Do people remember that this same NYT reporter solicited a $30,000 donation from Jeffrey Epstein for a Montessori school and then got pushed out of the Times by Ellen Pollock shortly after?
And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.
And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.
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Here it is, from @clairewillett.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Here it is, from @clairewillett.bsky.social
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I ALMOST MISSED EXPLODING WHALE DAY
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I ALMOST MISSED EXPLODING WHALE DAY
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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So many salacious Epstein emails in teeny tiny font, hardly any alt text
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So many salacious Epstein emails in teeny tiny font, hardly any alt text
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my ubers here
like what the fuck is this. i'm sorry, i can't even
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
my ubers here
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Sadly, the most obvious "tell" that these deportation videos are AI generated slop is that the ICE agents show their faces.
The most horrifying AI slop of ICE raids you can possibly imagine is wildly viral on Facebook, collectively totaling tens of millions of views from a single account. First spotted by @chadloder.bsky.social
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
AI-Generated Videos of ICE Raids Are Wildly Viral on Facebook
An account is spamming horrific, dehumanizing videos of immigration enforcement because the Facebook algorithm is rewarding them for it.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sadly, the most obvious "tell" that these deportation videos are AI generated slop is that the ICE agents show their faces.
like what the fuck is this. i'm sorry, i can't even
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
like what the fuck is this. i'm sorry, i can't even
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🎶But I [bullet verbed] a man in Reno, just to watch him [live on Opposite Day]🎶
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
🎶But I [bullet verbed] a man in Reno, just to watch him [live on Opposite Day]🎶
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just read all the epstein files. he says “sike!!” at the very end so, legally, i think we’re fucked.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
just read all the epstein files. he says “sike!!” at the very end so, legally, i think we’re fucked.
fuck it *analyzes your principle components*
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
fuck it *analyzes your principle components*
it's so important as an adult to keep learning the same lessons you learned when you were young
it's like reading a book twice. you're like, "i know this book! i read it!" and then you read it again a year later, like "my god, i was projecting so much of myself onto this. still a great book!"
it's like reading a book twice. you're like, "i know this book! i read it!" and then you read it again a year later, like "my god, i was projecting so much of myself onto this. still a great book!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
it's so important as an adult to keep learning the same lessons you learned when you were young
it's like reading a book twice. you're like, "i know this book! i read it!" and then you read it again a year later, like "my god, i was projecting so much of myself onto this. still a great book!"
it's like reading a book twice. you're like, "i know this book! i read it!" and then you read it again a year later, like "my god, i was projecting so much of myself onto this. still a great book!"
look at the state of russia's army
Russian forces are exploiting heavy fog and poor weather to push light vehicles into southern Pokrovsk. Ukrainian sources confirm the conditions are hampering drone operations, making it harder to spot and strike Russian movements.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
look at the state of russia's army
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
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Arizona Democrat Adelita Grijalva has been sworn into office. Finally.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Arizona Democrat Adelita Grijalva has been sworn into office. Finally.
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Some of y'all bought them PT Cruisers.....I ain't forgot....
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Some of y'all bought them PT Cruisers.....I ain't forgot....
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Russia has been accused of making false promises to recruit young women from across Africa to work in drone-assembling factories. The women were coerced into assembling Shahed-136 kamikaze drones in a dangerous area that has been repeatedly bombed by Ukraine
f24.my/BUdI
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‘Pawns in Putin’s war game’: African women lured into drone factories
Russia has been accused of making false promises to recruit young women from across Africa to work in drone-assembling factories. The women were coerced into assembling Shahed-136 kamikaze drones in…
f24.my
October 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Russia has been accused of making false promises to recruit young women from across Africa to work in drone-assembling factories. The women were coerced into assembling Shahed-136 kamikaze drones in a dangerous area that has been repeatedly bombed by Ukraine
f24.my/BUdI
f24.my/BUdI
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ironic detachment is the mind-killer. the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my detachment. i will permit things to come over me, and into me. and when they have taken me, i will turn the inner eye to see my cringe, and i will make finger guns
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ironic detachment is the mind-killer. the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my detachment. i will permit things to come over me, and into me. and when they have taken me, i will turn the inner eye to see my cringe, and i will make finger guns
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Aristotle on how Sumo wrestlers come into being:
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Aristotle on how Sumo wrestlers come into being:
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
portland's camping ban is murder, full stop
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
portland's camping ban is murder, full stop
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In the week since Mayor Wilson began enforcing the public camping ban, we are seeing MORE tents in East Portland. Those folks are just being swept into my district.
I told the mayor that this is what would happen and asked him to bring extra resources to East PDX to meet the displaced. He did not.
I told the mayor that this is what would happen and asked him to bring extra resources to East PDX to meet the displaced. He did not.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In the week since Mayor Wilson began enforcing the public camping ban, we are seeing MORE tents in East Portland. Those folks are just being swept into my district.
I told the mayor that this is what would happen and asked him to bring extra resources to East PDX to meet the displaced. He did not.
I told the mayor that this is what would happen and asked him to bring extra resources to East PDX to meet the displaced. He did not.