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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
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· Apr 30
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Your move, creep.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Your move, creep.
ME, EVERY TIME I SEE STEVE, THE FAT LITTLE DOG ON “THE BEAST IN ME”: Steve
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ME, EVERY TIME I SEE STEVE, THE FAT LITTLE DOG ON “THE BEAST IN ME”: Steve
About to bring to life the most fucked up snowman of all time
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
About to bring to life the most fucked up snowman of all time
Logging hours at the arcade in the vain hope of being ready for these guys
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Logging hours at the arcade in the vain hope of being ready for these guys
This was really fun and genuinely filled me with Christmas cheer. If you didn’t go tonight YOU BLEW IT, but there are two (2) shows tomorrow and a whole tour after that so get your act together
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This was really fun and genuinely filled me with Christmas cheer. If you didn’t go tonight YOU BLEW IT, but there are two (2) shows tomorrow and a whole tour after that so get your act together
Do not say “Lane Kiffin” to me
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Do not say “Lane Kiffin” to me
The Grinch is breaking his silence in his first-ever interview, exclusively on The Guy Who Got Fired From Mumford & Sons Because Of Woke’s podcast
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Grinch is breaking his silence in his first-ever interview, exclusively on The Guy Who Got Fired From Mumford & Sons Because Of Woke’s podcast
I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
THE GRINCH:
December 24, 2023 at 2:39 PM
THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
THE GRINCH:
Personally I am excited to see @aimeemann.bsky.social @tedleo.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social at City Winery tonight. That’s just one man’s opinion, so CALL OFF YOUR DOGS,
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Personally I am excited to see @aimeemann.bsky.social @tedleo.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social at City Winery tonight. That’s just one man’s opinion, so CALL OFF YOUR DOGS,
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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/Getting chastised about sex stuff by Nicole Kidman in her camisole/underwear outfit from Eyes Wide Shut "Yeah, yeah, for sure, I hear you but I have to go rent a mask and robe thing. It's for sex-related reasons but not what you're talking about. It's way worse. But let's circle back."
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
/Getting chastised about sex stuff by Nicole Kidman in her camisole/underwear outfit from Eyes Wide Shut "Yeah, yeah, for sure, I hear you but I have to go rent a mask and robe thing. It's for sex-related reasons but not what you're talking about. It's way worse. But let's circle back."
*extremely starting to bundle up voice* Folks,
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
*extremely starting to bundle up voice* Folks,
Late on this but Offerman as Chester A. Arthur is another one of those “no duh” casting choices that nonetheless seem genius
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Late on this but Offerman as Chester A. Arthur is another one of those “no duh” casting choices that nonetheless seem genius
[watching video after video of middle-aged Chicagoans in pajamas absolutely motherfucking heavily-armed government goons] Time to pay up!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
[watching video after video of middle-aged Chicagoans in pajamas absolutely motherfucking heavily-armed government goons] Time to pay up!
If you like Sneezing, you’ll love Moving After Living Someplace For Over A Decade!
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you like Sneezing, you’ll love Moving After Living Someplace For Over A Decade!
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
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So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Watching again and, now more than ever,
![Dune Part Two Letterboxd review by me:
[watching a movie that depicts a figure rising to power while signaling a future as horrible as it is inevitable] Hell yeah get their ass Paul](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreibtyi6kd2silwnqurio3fjwwzdn2rz3qh4c64yk43eb7xexnp6vhu@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Watching again and, now more than ever,
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It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
Remembering that there are pies
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Remembering that there are pies
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Cuero HS from Cuero, TX
Mascot: Gobblers
Remember him when you’re eating your turkey.
Mascot: Gobblers
Remember him when you’re eating your turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Cuero HS from Cuero, TX
Mascot: Gobblers
Remember him when you’re eating your turkey.
Mascot: Gobblers
Remember him when you’re eating your turkey.
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