Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli
@huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
She/they
Go birds🦅
Go birds🦅
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This is a time traveler begging for help
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is a time traveler begging for help
Woke is back, baby!!
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
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November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Woke is back, baby!!
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Jeffrey Epstein chuckled. "u meAn teh caohs emaradlssss"
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Jeffrey Epstein chuckled. "u meAn teh caohs emaradlssss"
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The worst part is when you do the
math on this and realize this dude is making Pearl Jam related decisions in 2019
math on this and realize this dude is making Pearl Jam related decisions in 2019
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The worst part is when you do the
math on this and realize this dude is making Pearl Jam related decisions in 2019
math on this and realize this dude is making Pearl Jam related decisions in 2019
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I feel like he probably got a lot of ribbing about the medal ceremony from A NEW HOPE being a straight lift from TRIUMPH, so in the PT he just crams in as many TRIUMPH-like shots as he can, but this time with actual political intention
[George Lucas, choreographing the clone armouring scene, muttering:] They said that scene from A NEW HOPE was from TRIUMPH OF THE WILL, I'll show them fuckin' TRIUMPH OF THE WILL
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I feel like he probably got a lot of ribbing about the medal ceremony from A NEW HOPE being a straight lift from TRIUMPH, so in the PT he just crams in as many TRIUMPH-like shots as he can, but this time with actual political intention
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Fish Wolverine who says "blub" instead of "bub" is that anything
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fish Wolverine who says "blub" instead of "bub" is that anything
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Please stop trying to log in using the password "Blueskylouvre" they keep trying to disable my account
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Please stop trying to log in using the password "Blueskylouvre" they keep trying to disable my account
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One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids
Everyone who posts this should note that Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter. Do not let her off the hook on this.
This was always where this was headed.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids
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If I speak
A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If I speak
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Or you could support all the amazing writers they fired www.gofundme.com/f/help-laido...
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Or you could support all the amazing writers they fired www.gofundme.com/f/help-laido...
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
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the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed
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Absolutely unimaginable to 12-year-old me.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Absolutely unimaginable to 12-year-old me.
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FIRST ANNUAL LES LIONS OF DETRWA AND THIRD ANNUAL FOOD DRIVE TAILGATE
Nov. 16, M Lot
• cuisses de grenouille
• ratatouille
• a secret third thing
service begins at approximately 3pm, probably
Nov. 16, M Lot
• cuisses de grenouille
• ratatouille
• a secret third thing
service begins at approximately 3pm, probably
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
FIRST ANNUAL LES LIONS OF DETRWA AND THIRD ANNUAL FOOD DRIVE TAILGATE
Nov. 16, M Lot
• cuisses de grenouille
• ratatouille
• a secret third thing
service begins at approximately 3pm, probably
Nov. 16, M Lot
• cuisses de grenouille
• ratatouille
• a secret third thing
service begins at approximately 3pm, probably
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Seems like we're in a Sandy Hook moment.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Seems like we're in a Sandy Hook moment.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
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You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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Best reason to go off the record.
October 12, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Best reason to go off the record.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Jaelan Phillips gave me an idea
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Jaelan Phillips gave me an idea
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
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Replacing their amoral cynic enablers with true-believer psychos is lowkey one of the biggest mistakes these people ever made
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Replacing their amoral cynic enablers with true-believer psychos is lowkey one of the biggest mistakes these people ever made
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
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being a survivor in a society that not only punishes us but rewards our rapists with fame fortune and access to the highest halls of power is healing on hard mode
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
being a survivor in a society that not only punishes us but rewards our rapists with fame fortune and access to the highest halls of power is healing on hard mode