Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli
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Go birds🦅
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Seems like we're in a Sandy Hook moment.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Seems like we're in a Sandy Hook moment.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
We can enforce social taboos against pedophilia by shunning Epstein's friends & hangers-on, stripping them of social & political legitimacy; or we can shrug our collective shoulders, confuse legal and moral standards, and in the process weaken those taboos.
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You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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Best reason to go off the record.
October 12, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Best reason to go off the record.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Jaelan Phillips gave me an idea
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Jaelan Phillips gave me an idea
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
The Eagles should make a 90s teen heartthrob style magazine about the team that they sell around valentines day for charity.
Stats in hearts around their glamor shots
A quiz to find out which Jalen is your dream date
Vote for which Bird has the best butt.
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Replacing their amoral cynic enablers with true-believer psychos is lowkey one of the biggest mistakes these people ever made
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Replacing their amoral cynic enablers with true-believer psychos is lowkey one of the biggest mistakes these people ever made
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
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being a survivor in a society that not only punishes us but rewards our rapists with fame fortune and access to the highest halls of power is healing on hard mode
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
being a survivor in a society that not only punishes us but rewards our rapists with fame fortune and access to the highest halls of power is healing on hard mode
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Of all the scotus decisions that need overturning this one should be near the top
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Of all the scotus decisions that need overturning this one should be near the top
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That first line tho... turntables.gif
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That first line tho... turntables.gif
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It would make America a banana republic to investigate the very obvious crimes of the former president that he is extremely guilty of
it's a real shame there wasn't just a Democratic president with control of federal law enforcement for 4 years, otherwise it would be pretty fuckin outrageous that he didn't find this
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It would make America a banana republic to investigate the very obvious crimes of the former president that he is extremely guilty of
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Kara's mistake is our win! Get Magica Riot Full Bloom early! Read the sequel to one of the best books I've read all year!
SO! Funny story! I really messed up putting the dates into my print distro! And it turns out the print versions launch THIS FRIDAY.
WHOOPSIE DOODLE 😅
So rather than make all of you ebook buyers wait…I'm moving them all up.
MAGICA RIOT FULL BLOOM LAUNCHES THIS WEEKEND*
WHOOPSIE DOODLE 😅
So rather than make all of you ebook buyers wait…I'm moving them all up.
MAGICA RIOT FULL BLOOM LAUNCHES THIS WEEKEND*
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Kara's mistake is our win! Get Magica Riot Full Bloom early! Read the sequel to one of the best books I've read all year!
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The Eagles spending two years organizing a stultifying, awful passing attack that openly antagonizes one of their two great WRs while also winning constantly is one of the NFL's greatest commitments to the bit.
On the one hand, A.J. is being an annoying diva. On the other, I would maybe simply throw the ball to one of the best players in football
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The Eagles spending two years organizing a stultifying, awful passing attack that openly antagonizes one of their two great WRs while also winning constantly is one of the NFL's greatest commitments to the bit.
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Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
50 Years Ago Today, Oregon Blew Up a Dead Whale. With Dynamite. On Live TV.
The blubber chunks were ... everywhere.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
Lmao at Stephen getting almost completely obscured by the glare effect.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Lmao at Stephen getting almost completely obscured by the glare effect.
Looks like the Justin Crawford era will indeed begin this spring as the Nick Castellanos era concludes. From Matt Gelb’s latest
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
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the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
PLAY THE DAMN SONG
*my face slowly starts to give in to a sickening grin*
You know what, play the damn song. youtu.be/gEKK3GVd150
You know what, play the damn song. youtu.be/gEKK3GVd150
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
PLAY THE DAMN SONG
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McCain: injured thumb; permanently restricted to 5 minutes
Barlow: lacerated by basketball, never to be seen or heard from again.
Joel Embiid: knee cartilage replaced by bone on bone contact in innovative procedure; will play 50 minutes weekly
Paul George: injured while clubbing is his 30’s; died
Barlow: lacerated by basketball, never to be seen or heard from again.
Joel Embiid: knee cartilage replaced by bone on bone contact in innovative procedure; will play 50 minutes weekly
Paul George: injured while clubbing is his 30’s; died
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
McCain: injured thumb; permanently restricted to 5 minutes
Barlow: lacerated by basketball, never to be seen or heard from again.
Joel Embiid: knee cartilage replaced by bone on bone contact in innovative procedure; will play 50 minutes weekly
Paul George: injured while clubbing is his 30’s; died
Barlow: lacerated by basketball, never to be seen or heard from again.
Joel Embiid: knee cartilage replaced by bone on bone contact in innovative procedure; will play 50 minutes weekly
Paul George: injured while clubbing is his 30’s; died
Good lord, reading the cheerleaders book to Alex has gotten me into such an absurd state of mid-2000s brain that I just got halfway through a sink full of dishes before I realized I had been singing songs by The Bravery the whole time.
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Good lord, reading the cheerleaders book to Alex has gotten me into such an absurd state of mid-2000s brain that I just got halfway through a sink full of dishes before I realized I had been singing songs by The Bravery the whole time.
Omg I love Drummond's shoes
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Omg I love Drummond's shoes
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