Noah Becker
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Herbstriet has no idea Travis Kelce is going to get married to Taylor Swift this offseason and Al Michaels is begging him to talk about it. Worst duo in the business.
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Herbstriet has no idea Travis Kelce is going to get married to Taylor Swift this offseason and Al Michaels is begging him to talk about it. Worst duo in the business.
It's so cool that Dallas and Washington just played a totally meaningless game.
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's so cool that Dallas and Washington just played a totally meaningless game.
Consistent with every other HBSE-owned team, I suspect they're soft tanking now that they're out of it.
Commanders punting even once today is total loser behavior. No reason not to go for it every single time.
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Consistent with every other HBSE-owned team, I suspect they're soft tanking now that they're out of it.
Have come to the conclusion that I could easily put together a Top 50 Hollywood Handbook episode list.
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Have come to the conclusion that I could easily put together a Top 50 Hollywood Handbook episode list.
One has to wonder if HBSE instructed the front office to intentionally hold important players out of tonight's game in retaliation for the Eagles running up the score Sunday.
Probably only one true stinker so far this year from the Sixers. Well, make it two.
Even down three of your better guys with the illness (VJ-Grimes-Barlow) and the Nets playing much better, this is pretty brutal stuff. Maxey and McCain are 2-20 from the field!
Even down three of your better guys with the illness (VJ-Grimes-Barlow) and the Nets playing much better, this is pretty brutal stuff. Maxey and McCain are 2-20 from the field!
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One has to wonder if HBSE instructed the front office to intentionally hold important players out of tonight's game in retaliation for the Eagles running up the score Sunday.
Also for making Daniel Jones good for 8 weeks.
Steichen should be coach of the year solely for getting Rivers to do this, and it somehow working
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Also for making Daniel Jones good for 8 weeks.
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Something to think about when there’s uproar about the idea of moving on from a coach the year after the team won the Super Bowl
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Something to think about when there’s uproar about the idea of moving on from a coach the year after the team won the Super Bowl
The Rivers thing is a good reminder that most teams are just insufficiently weird when trying to solve problems.
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The Rivers thing is a good reminder that most teams are just insufficiently weird when trying to solve problems.
One of the reasons this take is so bad is because it is fundamentally opposed to the weird and the wild. It demands a football unspoiled by the random vicissitudes of life.
No one should want sports spoilt by bad weather!
He’s not on social media anymore but here’s my boy Mainzey on the same page as @dennycarter.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
One of the reasons this take is so bad is because it is fundamentally opposed to the weird and the wild. It demands a football unspoiled by the random vicissitudes of life.
Any time Eagles fans are impugned as a group, the individual casting aspersions should recognize that they are actually insulting international icon and hero, Malala Yousafzai.
In a brief post shared with her 3.7 million Instagram followers, Malala Yousafzai looked back fondly on her travels to Egypt, Greece, Tanzania, and Ireland. She also wore an Eagles T-shirt in one of her photos. Go Birds.
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December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Any time Eagles fans are impugned as a group, the individual casting aspersions should recognize that they are actually insulting international icon and hero, Malala Yousafzai.
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In a brief post shared with her 3.7 million Instagram followers, Malala Yousafzai looked back fondly on her travels to Egypt, Greece, Tanzania, and Ireland. She also wore an Eagles T-shirt in one of her photos. Go Birds.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/eagles-...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/eagles-...
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In a brief post shared with her 3.7 million Instagram followers, Malala Yousafzai looked back fondly on her travels to Egypt, Greece, Tanzania, and Ireland. She also wore an Eagles T-shirt in one of her photos. Go Birds.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/eagles-...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/eagles-...
Matt LaFleur get ready to speak "go for it on fourth down," Buddy.
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Matt LaFleur get ready to speak "go for it on fourth down," Buddy.
This Chiefs season feels most like the 2009 Eagles season (McNabb air guitar before getting destroyed by Dallas for the second week in a row).
The three years that followed were profound upheaval and a total dissolution of organizational control and standards.
The three years that followed were profound upheaval and a total dissolution of organizational control and standards.
Chiefs may have taken that safety on purpose. They want to go home
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This Chiefs season feels most like the 2009 Eagles season (McNabb air guitar before getting destroyed by Dallas for the second week in a row).
The three years that followed were profound upheaval and a total dissolution of organizational control and standards.
The three years that followed were profound upheaval and a total dissolution of organizational control and standards.
The major difference between the sabermetrics revolution in baseball and the football hipster revolution is that the former were monomaniacally committed to numbers to their detriment and the latter have only aesthetics to theirs.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The major difference between the sabermetrics revolution in baseball and the football hipster revolution is that the former were monomaniacally committed to numbers to their detriment and the latter have only aesthetics to theirs.
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I just want these guys to be semi consistent with their opinions. Like just remember one other thing you’ve ever said. All I ask.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I just want these guys to be semi consistent with their opinions. Like just remember one other thing you’ve ever said. All I ask.
I think it's cool that any 30-year-old Cowboys fan has never seen the team make the NFCCG.
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I think it's cool that any 30-year-old Cowboys fan has never seen the team make the NFCCG.
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The halftime show is Pluribus wow great call by the FBS.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The halftime show is Pluribus wow great call by the FBS.
VJ activating "Destroy the Knicks in the Garden" mode is very nice.
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
VJ activating "Destroy the Knicks in the Garden" mode is very nice.
Edgecombe mashing on them
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Edgecombe mashing on them
Puka trying to do the first and second halves of Antonio Brown's career simultaneously.
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Puka trying to do the first and second halves of Antonio Brown's career simultaneously.
Calling Sam Darnold "Sam Bradford?" That's powerful.
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Calling Sam Darnold "Sam Bradford?" That's powerful.
Inside the tackle box and targeted no one, that's just textbook grounding.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Inside the tackle box and targeted no one, that's just textbook grounding.
These two QBs are absolute artists of the brutal, game-losing INT and I can't wait to see who pulls out their masterpiece tonight.
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
These two QBs are absolute artists of the brutal, game-losing INT and I can't wait to see who pulls out their masterpiece tonight.
From a "doing bits" standpoint, it's hard to match Darnold doing almost literally exactly the same thing he did last year.
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
From a "doing bits" standpoint, it's hard to match Darnold doing almost literally exactly the same thing he did last year.