Otis B. Driftwood
@mrweiss.bsky.social
"There are two kinds of people in this world — those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't."
Tom, you ran an honorable race. Now go challenge AIPAC's favorite best boy, Cory Booker.
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Tom, you ran an honorable race. Now go challenge AIPAC's favorite best boy, Cory Booker.
Really? I had assumed he meant pannikin, desiring that Americans should use a small metal cup such as used by campers, soldiers, and prospectors during the 19th and early 20th centuries. Since we are all of us traveling on the steep and rugged path to a better future.
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Really? I had assumed he meant pannikin, desiring that Americans should use a small metal cup such as used by campers, soldiers, and prospectors during the 19th and early 20th centuries. Since we are all of us traveling on the steep and rugged path to a better future.
Why would libertarians oppose Trump when they all agree on age of consent laws?
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Why would libertarians oppose Trump when they all agree on age of consent laws?
Can't believe you did Ivy Style Miles like that.
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Can't believe you did Ivy Style Miles like that.
How much overlap do you think there is between Crockett Stans and KHive?
Both spiritually and in terms of actual membership?
Both spiritually and in terms of actual membership?
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
How much overlap do you think there is between Crockett Stans and KHive?
Both spiritually and in terms of actual membership?
Both spiritually and in terms of actual membership?
Oh god, you're right. That's so dumb.
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Oh god, you're right. That's so dumb.
Confused about what they're going for by turning the "R" in "Red" backwards but nothing else.
(If it's supposed to be a Shining-REDRUM thing, it's really not working.)
(If it's supposed to be a Shining-REDRUM thing, it's really not working.)
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Confused about what they're going for by turning the "R" in "Red" backwards but nothing else.
(If it's supposed to be a Shining-REDRUM thing, it's really not working.)
(If it's supposed to be a Shining-REDRUM thing, it's really not working.)
Surely this is something our Vibes & Culture CEO Head Coach can handle, right? I mean, that's the value he brings to the table, right? Keeping everyone happy?
...right...?
...right...?
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Surely this is something our Vibes & Culture CEO Head Coach can handle, right? I mean, that's the value he brings to the table, right? Keeping everyone happy?
...right...?
...right...?
Sirianni pretty clearly cost the Eagles a solid chance at repeating as champions, and has now driven the best OL coach in the league and a Philly legend out of the building. (We can argue about responsibility for AJ.)
Yes, he won the Super Bowl last year. Even so — should the Eagles have fired him?
Yes, he won the Super Bowl last year. Even so — should the Eagles have fired him?
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Sirianni pretty clearly cost the Eagles a solid chance at repeating as champions, and has now driven the best OL coach in the league and a Philly legend out of the building. (We can argue about responsibility for AJ.)
Yes, he won the Super Bowl last year. Even so — should the Eagles have fired him?
Yes, he won the Super Bowl last year. Even so — should the Eagles have fired him?
Pity about his Laken Riley Act vote.
February 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Pity about his Laken Riley Act vote.
Amazing opportunity for a grad student looking to procrastinate on their thesis.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Amazing opportunity for a grad student looking to procrastinate on their thesis.
With the poster on the child height tripod, no less!
But I think the masterpiece was keeping the child height mic hot. Embracing the chaos, embracing virality.
But I think the masterpiece was keeping the child height mic hot. Embracing the chaos, embracing virality.
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
With the poster on the child height tripod, no less!
But I think the masterpiece was keeping the child height mic hot. Embracing the chaos, embracing virality.
But I think the masterpiece was keeping the child height mic hot. Embracing the chaos, embracing virality.
Does this count as a success for the Vibes & Culture CEO Head Coach?
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Does this count as a success for the Vibes & Culture CEO Head Coach?
Minus Bill de Blasio's actual accomplishments (universal pre-K!).
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Minus Bill de Blasio's actual accomplishments (universal pre-K!).
Hell yes. Appreciate the mention of Witherspoon celebrating his season-defining breakup by being furious at the lack of an OPI call — my favorite moment of the game.
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Hell yes. Appreciate the mention of Witherspoon celebrating his season-defining breakup by being furious at the lack of an OPI call — my favorite moment of the game.
More than that — he spent the 2008 primary actively killing off the moderate Republican position on immigration!! He made that his main thing!
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
More than that — he spent the 2008 primary actively killing off the moderate Republican position on immigration!! He made that his main thing!
Court of Chancery, eh?
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Court of Chancery, eh?
Most importantly, I can stop sweating about the all-Republican Top Two runoff that KEEPS SHOWING UP IN THE POLLS!!
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Most importantly, I can stop sweating about the all-Republican Top Two runoff that KEEPS SHOWING UP IN THE POLLS!!
“Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.”
― C.S. Lewis
― C.S. Lewis
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
“Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.”
― C.S. Lewis
― C.S. Lewis
Less a warning than a brag.
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Less a warning than a brag.
I've also heard he's a terrible boss.
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I've also heard he's a terrible boss.
I worry that people have forgotten what a piece of shit Paul Ryan was, because he was a monstrous piece of shit.
February 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I worry that people have forgotten what a piece of shit Paul Ryan was, because he was a monstrous piece of shit.
Me reading the news
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Me reading the news