Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns
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my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
· Oct 18
hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)
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wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe?
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
June 28, 2023 at 3:38 AM
wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe?
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
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I taught my parrot to say ‘help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.’ SPCA is here. worth it.
February 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I taught my parrot to say ‘help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.’ SPCA is here. worth it.
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
live in the living room
die in the dining room
die in the dining room
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
live in the living room
die in the dining room
die in the dining room
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
ME: hey babe do you want to um (forgets the word sleep) temporary death with me
DATE (who is goth): oh hell yes
DATE (who is goth): oh hell yes
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
ME: hey babe do you want to um (forgets the word sleep) temporary death with me
DATE (who is goth): oh hell yes
DATE (who is goth): oh hell yes
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STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
ME: i have teen-like reflexes
FRIEND: don't you mean cat-like
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME: *removes one earbud* what
FRIEND: don't you mean cat-like
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME: *removes one earbud* what
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ME: i have teen-like reflexes
FRIEND: don't you mean cat-like
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME: *removes one earbud* what
FRIEND: don't you mean cat-like
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME: *removes one earbud* what
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[on the set of "Alien Zoo Lab"]
"My god," the lead character gasps. "It's like we're in some kind of…alien…lab…zoo."
The director flings the clapperboard. "CUT! For fuck's sake, Jerry. It's an alien zoo lab. ALIEN! ZOO! LAB!"
"My god," the lead character gasps. "It's like we're in some kind of…alien…lab…zoo."
The director flings the clapperboard. "CUT! For fuck's sake, Jerry. It's an alien zoo lab. ALIEN! ZOO! LAB!"
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[on the set of "Alien Zoo Lab"]
"My god," the lead character gasps. "It's like we're in some kind of…alien…lab…zoo."
The director flings the clapperboard. "CUT! For fuck's sake, Jerry. It's an alien zoo lab. ALIEN! ZOO! LAB!"
"My god," the lead character gasps. "It's like we're in some kind of…alien…lab…zoo."
The director flings the clapperboard. "CUT! For fuck's sake, Jerry. It's an alien zoo lab. ALIEN! ZOO! LAB!"
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i am going to write a mystery novel about a woman who posts on bsky that has to become an amateur sleuth so as to figure out what most of her replies mean
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i am going to write a mystery novel about a woman who posts on bsky that has to become an amateur sleuth so as to figure out what most of her replies mean
using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
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People were donating to food banks in communities across the country. Many SNAP recipients who were struggling felt the momentum. They too need healthcare & many didn't want us to cave. 7M of us didn't march to cave. We didn't win every election last week to cave. Shame on the cavers. Vote them out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
People were donating to food banks in communities across the country. Many SNAP recipients who were struggling felt the momentum. They too need healthcare & many didn't want us to cave. 7M of us didn't march to cave. We didn't win every election last week to cave. Shame on the cavers. Vote them out.
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No one:
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
No one:
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
Not a soul on earth:
Chuck Schumer: Time to hand my ass and everyone else's to the Republicans again
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Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No health care, no deal.
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I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
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so much suffering and sacrifice only to to agree to terms that will beget more suffering and sacrifice.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
so much suffering and sacrifice only to to agree to terms that will beget more suffering and sacrifice.