Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
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Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
· Nov 14
sometimes in the mornings i stand in front of the mirror screaming because my sleep paralysis demon drew dicks on my face the night before
tonight hurts. i miss my home. i miss my dog. i miss the life i thought i was going to have. i miss the man i thought he was. i’m angry and sad and scared and alone. it just fucking hurts.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
tonight hurts. i miss my home. i miss my dog. i miss the life i thought i was going to have. i miss the man i thought he was. i’m angry and sad and scared and alone. it just fucking hurts.
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
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Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
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Me: So like, did you get bitten by a piano?
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me: So like, did you get bitten by a piano?
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
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"Why don't people love evil murder theft robot?" wonders inventor of evil murder theft robot
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Why don't people love evil murder theft robot?" wonders inventor of evil murder theft robot
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no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
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[naked and afraid, day 2]
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
[naked and afraid, day 2]
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
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Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
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[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
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I can’t hold my liquor but I’ll bet I could hold yours.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I can’t hold my liquor but I’ll bet I could hold yours.
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Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
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”is my vision improving?"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
”is my vision improving?"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
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i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
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I put my pants on like everyone else. first I slather my legs with mayonnaise
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I put my pants on like everyone else. first I slather my legs with mayonnaise
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A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
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I know I'm not very funny these days but I'm not sad anymore so we get what we get
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I know I'm not very funny these days but I'm not sad anymore so we get what we get
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Looking for billionaire to gargle my piss. Real offers only, pls.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Looking for billionaire to gargle my piss. Real offers only, pls.
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when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
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that’s nice, seafood is expensive
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that’s nice, seafood is expensive
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hark the herald edgelords whinge