Not JPo
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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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Not JPo
@notjpo.bsky.social
· Sep 7
I’m all out of grub, I’m so lost without food
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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I know you have rice, brown or just long?
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I know you have rice, brown or just long?
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
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do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
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When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
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I'm 'seen people smoke in a hospital' years old
October 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm 'seen people smoke in a hospital' years old
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Sorry I had to mute you but I don't like looking at your face nearly as much as you clearly do
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sorry I had to mute you but I don't like looking at your face nearly as much as you clearly do
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I'm kind of like if oops wrong hole was a person
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm kind of like if oops wrong hole was a person
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We don't make tongue twisters like we used to
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We don't make tongue twisters like we used to
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Me: ok. I've had a cup of coffee. I enjoyed that. Thanks for putting it at the top of my priority list. What's next?
My brain: you need a nap now
My brain: you need a nap now
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me: ok. I've had a cup of coffee. I enjoyed that. Thanks for putting it at the top of my priority list. What's next?
My brain: you need a nap now
My brain: you need a nap now
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If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
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Taking my rotting pumpkin to a patch upstate
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Taking my rotting pumpkin to a patch upstate
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I’m not even gonna mention it
~ me about to mention it
~ me about to mention it
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I’m not even gonna mention it
~ me about to mention it
~ me about to mention it
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An album of remakes where they use the misheard lyrics instead of the real ones.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
An album of remakes where they use the misheard lyrics instead of the real ones.
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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Due to inflation, Dire Straits is re-recording “Money for Nothing” as “Nothing for Money.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Due to inflation, Dire Straits is re-recording “Money for Nothing” as “Nothing for Money.”
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My engagement farm has produced very few marriages
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My engagement farm has produced very few marriages
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They don't want you to know this, but some typos are only visible to you after you've hit send
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They don't want you to know this, but some typos are only visible to you after you've hit send
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Once upon a time, there was an evil witch who ate all of your Halloween candy
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Once upon a time, there was an evil witch who ate all of your Halloween candy
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
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MC ESCHER [last will and testament]: I leave myself this pen, with which I’ll write my will.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
MC ESCHER [last will and testament]: I leave myself this pen, with which I’ll write my will.
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me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
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Thank you so much for your internet opinion
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Thank you so much for your internet opinion