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I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.
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Careful please, that’s a load-bearing delusion
March 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Me as a suicide hotline counselor: omg same
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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what if offline is just online with more meat
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hello, police? My daughter is wearing my clothes while telling me I have no style.
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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we live in a world ruled by invisible power worms
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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me: *hits the sack*

the sack: ow
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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i tried on a mood ring and it went plaid
May 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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being understood vs being perceived
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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A bubbling cauldron of broccoli cheese soup
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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We all have those 478 people we can't stand
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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And LAUGH..laugh at yourself, laugh at your diagnosis, laugh when you get it all wrong, laugh at your face after an ugly cry. Grab every second of joy and lightness there is and pass that shit around.
19. What coping mechanisms did you develop in response to trauma?
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Looked up and saw this guy hanging out and looking for his dinner
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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them: “where do you see yourself in five years?”

me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy 3rd birthday to my boy! Comment happy birthday below and he will not give a single shit. But I’ll give you a gold star.
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I have been the bridge.
Now I am the river.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’m sorry to tell you this but the abomination “pumpkin pie ramen” was actually good.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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almond joy is 98% coconut. this is false advertising
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Me: [serving looks]

The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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[zombie desperately trying to feed a dollar into a glass elevator full of businessmen]
November 1, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Bad Humor
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Your spleen is trying to get out for a walk today
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Wiping my chocolate milk mustache off with the back of my hand..ready for sexy time.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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A haunted house filled with women saying "I'M FINE"
July 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM