Misery Highlight
@miseryhighlight.bsky.social
like you, but me-er.
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I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.
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crushed my spirit into fine powder if anyone wants a bump
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
crushed my spirit into fine powder if anyone wants a bump
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"Well, look at you!" I say without offering any reflective surfaces to view your own visage. Thus, forcing you to open up your fourth and fifth eyes on the palms of your hands.
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"Well, look at you!" I say without offering any reflective surfaces to view your own visage. Thus, forcing you to open up your fourth and fifth eyes on the palms of your hands.
You’ve won an Oscar for your stellar performance this week of being “just fine!” Come on up and accept your award! It’s beans!
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
You’ve won an Oscar for your stellar performance this week of being “just fine!” Come on up and accept your award! It’s beans!
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lord, I see what you have done for others (etc)
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
lord, I see what you have done for others (etc)
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I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals
Save the Carls!
Carl was the 27th most popular boy name in the 1920s. I looked it up and in 2023 it was #963. www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/baby...
www.ssa.gov
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Save the Carls!
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I don't know, man. I don't come out from my hole in the ground very often.
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I don't know, man. I don't come out from my hole in the ground very often.
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them: how are you?
me:
me:
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
them: how are you?
me:
me:
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Me: [blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
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Ok, weigh me now
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Me: [blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
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Ok, weigh me now
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
June 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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I invented that thing where you lift a couple of fingers off the steering wheel to say thanks to someone when you're driving. Before that, you had to lean out of your window and give their car a little kiss
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I invented that thing where you lift a couple of fingers off the steering wheel to say thanks to someone when you're driving. Before that, you had to lean out of your window and give their car a little kiss
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nothing says "i have reflected deeply upon this" like interrupting someone mid-sentence
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
nothing says "i have reflected deeply upon this" like interrupting someone mid-sentence
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE MY ENEMIES, WHY WON'T MY ENEMIES LET ME LOVE THEM.
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE MY ENEMIES, WHY WON'T MY ENEMIES LET ME LOVE THEM.
It feels like we are running out of Carls. Does anyone name their baby Carl anymore?
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
It feels like we are running out of Carls. Does anyone name their baby Carl anymore?
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sometimes you consume the edible. other times the edible consumes you
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 AM
sometimes you consume the edible. other times the edible consumes you
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1: I’m a bitch
2: I’m a lover
3: I’m a child. I’m a mother
4: I’m a sinner. I’m a saint.
5: I do not feel ashamed (lie)
1: I’m a bitch
2: I’m a lover
3: I’m a child. I’m a mother
4: I’m a sinner. I’m a saint.
5: I do not feel ashamed (lie)
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1: You've got to know when to hold 'em
2: Know when to fold 'em
3: Know when to walk away
4: And know when to run
5(a): You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
5(b): There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
1: You've got to know when to hold 'em
2: Know when to fold 'em
3: Know when to walk away
4: And know when to run
5(a): You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
5(b): There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna live you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry
5. Never gonna say goodbye
6. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
7. Bad at counting
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna live you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry
5. Never gonna say goodbye
6. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
7. Bad at counting
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1: I’m a bitch
2: I’m a lover
3: I’m a child. I’m a mother
4: I’m a sinner. I’m a saint.
5: I do not feel ashamed (lie)
1: I’m a bitch
2: I’m a lover
3: I’m a child. I’m a mother
4: I’m a sinner. I’m a saint.
5: I do not feel ashamed (lie)
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Hey little daddy, hike up them dockers and let me see your fresh pair of new balances
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Hey little daddy, hike up them dockers and let me see your fresh pair of new balances
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I feel like I'm just not waking up from a terrible nightmare.
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I feel like I'm just not waking up from a terrible nightmare.
Thinking about summer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Thinking about summer.
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The harder they reach, the colder they get.
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The harder they reach, the colder they get.
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If the Spice Girls taught us anything it was that 40% of women are named Mel.
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
If the Spice Girls taught us anything it was that 40% of women are named Mel.
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Long story short, apparently dogs aren't allowed to drive even if there's little traffic.
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Long story short, apparently dogs aren't allowed to drive even if there's little traffic.
I’ll take a glass of acceptance with a shot of resignation please and a satchel of whimsy for the road.
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I’ll take a glass of acceptance with a shot of resignation please and a satchel of whimsy for the road.
For how much I overthink you’d think I’d have thought more things through.
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
For how much I overthink you’d think I’d have thought more things through.
I have to get a lot of posts out now before post paralysis sets back in.
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I have to get a lot of posts out now before post paralysis sets back in.