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Not JPo
@notjpo.bsky.social
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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.

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Thinking of you 😂
A picture of a car radio playing “making love out of nothing at all” by Air Supply
August 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Tweet by @bartandsoul on 5/16/22 that reads “Adulthood is when you constantly diet and exercise so you can maintain being 20lbs overweight”
August 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Actually, people of every color love cheese
An ad in the cheese section of a grocery store. It is a picture of a caucasian woman eating a cracker that says “crackers love cheese!”
June 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A cat named Paul standing next to a mouse but not catching it
May 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Boston Globe, coyote experts
A picture of a fox with text describing a coyote
May 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things no one else will change
A picture of a toilet paper holder with an empty roll of toilet paper, and a new one nearby on a window sill. Not shown: photographer doing some deep breathing exercises.
May 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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This catbird had a lot to say about you
May 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Not trying to make anyone jealous but when I was at the Vatican absolutely no one asked me to be pope
Me, at the Vatican museum
May 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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This is the most accurate list I’ve ever been added to
I was very correctly added to a list called “look at me trying-to-be funny: Attention-seeking, trying to be a ‘poaster,’ low value content, disingenuous interaction
April 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Beach Potato takes a road trip
A potato on the dashboard of a car driving on the highway with a “welcome to New York” sign in the distance
April 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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We did a photo shoot
A potato on the stairs leading to the beach A potato in beach grass with the ocean in the background A potato in the sand at the beach
April 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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May I present…. Beach Potato
A potato at the beach
April 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM