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Bean N. Curling
@beancurling.bsky.social
Studied art in the Big Eighties

The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Winters is Coming
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Bunny butt keeping everyone in line.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I don't even smoke but now I'm thinking of smoking here.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Good morning.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
November bloom.
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Good morning.
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
#GimmeCoffeeAndIWill take out my dentures for you.
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It's more than an hour until the public reception.

I'm here alone knowing about what's in the fridge.

A wide variety of Three Stooges sounds are emitting from me as I try to exercise self control.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Important files.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album

There are 10 songs.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I hope I haven't taken away from the spirit of the original image.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm 62 and am only now learning to pull out the flimsy paper towels BEFORE washing my hands in public restrooms.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"better for you in every way."
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Updated wallpaper:
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Good evening.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I see
A beaver moon
a-risin'
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am the Muleman.

The Dark Mule Rises.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
#WhatScaresMeIs creepy-assed mice.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
if you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Good evening.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you remain still, be aware of your surroundings, focus on certain things, you may go insane.
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you remain still, be aware of your surroundings, focus on certain things, you may go insane.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM