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Creating Signal Joke
Puff! Make a wish!
Stickposter
Bard
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk Creator/Artist
Enchanted Forest adjacent
Lovable enemy of gnomes
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Lying in bed thinking about a new and more powerful form of sandwich
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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please don’t bother me. i’m in my lab, inventing triple-sided tape.
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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If you want to be sure something you write is private, get a pencil and put it on paper.

Then, if you want to be sure it stays private, set fire to the paper.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
<— fated to pretend
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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i thought i had a skin tag on my neck but it was a piece of rib meat
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Always wear head to toe green just in case the whole world is a green screen. No one can say you were there. No video proof.
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🎶Well, you can’t turn him into a company man
Can’t turn him into a whore🎶

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Knw...
The Last DJ
YouTube video by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Topic
m.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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at my think tank we think about dogs and books and nature and weed
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Back to regular scheduled programming
#MushroomMonday
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Jesus was a leftist
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Pitch idea: Lady Gaga and Goo Goo Dolls tour together as Goo Goo Gaga
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Only Vichy posters still log on to X
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Only Vichy libs share holiday tables with fascists
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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No redemption arcs for fascists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
🎶Life is good,
And I feel great,
Cause mother says I was
A great mistake🎶

m.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy...
Eels - Novocaine For The Soul (Official Video)
YouTube video by EelsVEVO
m.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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music and art are very good things and its critically important that everyone keeps making it. it doesnt matter what happens on the way, this is your calling, this is what you were meant to do, so do it
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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sometimes when i’m rly baked i start thinking abt the “are we human or are we dancer” lyric from the killers too hard & disassociate
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The “PF” in PF Changs stands for Pepperidge Farm
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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John Fetterman is the name of the scientist who 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 him. That there is Fetterman's monster.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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imagining a french person saying "j.g. wentworth." Ahhhhh..... thats the stuff....
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Wait, seriously? Someone who I've never heard of said something stupid on a website I don't use anymore because it's full of people who I've never heard of saying stupid shit?

Wow, thanks for telling me! What an important contribution to the Discourse you've made here.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM