Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed
@danielaegan.bsky.social
Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️
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Are you a fan of messy romances? How about a meandering adventure? Would you be opposed to some hot fantasy politics?
The Elvenweed Chronicles has a little something for everyone and a lot more. So why not score a copy, get cozy, and drift into a haze of elvenweed smoke? You’ll be so glad you did.
The Elvenweed Chronicles has a little something for everyone and a lot more. So why not score a copy, get cozy, and drift into a haze of elvenweed smoke? You’ll be so glad you did.
Bobby Flay cooked omelettes for Donny and Jeffy on Epstein Island.
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Bobby Flay cooked omelettes for Donny and Jeffy on Epstein Island.
“Beam A Burger Up Into Your Face Hole, Scotty!”
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
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December 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Beam A Burger Up Into Your Face Hole, Scotty!”
Bobby Flay is a piece of shit.
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bobby Flay is a piece of shit.
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Guest contributor Alfonse Schrempf would like the guy nailing his wife to know he's committed a grave injustice in mocking his beloved Cybertruck.
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Cybercuck'd - 2025 Editor's Pick
Insulting My Cybertruck Just Adds Insult to Injury: An Open Letter to the Guy Having Sex with My Wife
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December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Guest contributor Alfonse Schrempf would like the guy nailing his wife to know he's committed a grave injustice in mocking his beloved Cybertruck.
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/cybercuck-...
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/cybercuck-...
Scrooge McDuck is in the Quackstien Files.
December 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Scrooge McDuck is in the Quackstien Files.
In 2025, I published a fun little sci-fi book, an epic pothead fantasy, and a collection of horror shorts. They’re all full of dark humor, found family, and lots of queerness for all. Some of my best work is on these pages!
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In 2025, I published a fun little sci-fi book, an epic pothead fantasy, and a collection of horror shorts. They’re all full of dark humor, found family, and lots of queerness for all. Some of my best work is on these pages!
Due to illness, Fantastic Tattoo Day has been postponed until February.
a man in a trench coat and hat is walking down a dark street
Alt: Thing sees his reflection and gets a little sad.
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December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Due to illness, Fantastic Tattoo Day has been postponed until February.
There’s this show called Landman, and all I need to know is whether or not the antagonist is Seaman.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There’s this show called Landman, and all I need to know is whether or not the antagonist is Seaman.
The Infamous Folgers "Coming Home" Commercial (2009)
YouTube video by Bring Back Dialup
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December 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I'd like to take a moment to talk about the River Bottom boys 🧵
(Spoilers for Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
(Spoilers for Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'd like to take a moment to talk about the River Bottom boys 🧵
(Spoilers for Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
(Spoilers for Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
Having a Christmas sick day movie marathon. 🎥
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Having a Christmas sick day movie marathon. 🎥
Never give them a moment’s peace.
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Never give them a moment’s peace.
Jesus, get your gun.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Jesus, get your gun.
“Oh, you write, like, real books!”
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Oh, you write, like, real books!”
Frankie is good people!
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All I want for Christmas is 35 new subscribers on my YouTube channel so I can hit 1000 by 2026 (or at least my 6 year anniversary in February).
It is not political, it's a variety channel.
So if you're looking for distractions...
🎁Please consider gifting me a YouTube subscription.
It's free. 😊
All I want for Christmas is 35 new subscribers on my YouTube channel so I can hit 1000 by 2026 (or at least my 6 year anniversary in February).
It is not political, it's a variety channel.
So if you're looking for distractions...
🎁Please consider gifting me a YouTube subscription.
It's free. 😊
With Frankie
A little of this. A little of that.
A potpourri/variety channel about things that interest me...and maybe you too!
Join me while I cook, make, create, travel, learn, and vlog, and explore topics old a...
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December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Frankie is good people!
Every Christmas Eve we joke about the one year our dog Kahlua stole and ate Santa’s cookies, causing my kid to throw the mother of all shit fits. This will be our first Christmas without our troublesome pup, and we miss the crap out of her.
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Every Christmas Eve we joke about the one year our dog Kahlua stole and ate Santa’s cookies, causing my kid to throw the mother of all shit fits. This will be our first Christmas without our troublesome pup, and we miss the crap out of her.
People don’t be weird in front of my house when I’m stoned af challenge: fail
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
People don’t be weird in front of my house when I’m stoned af challenge: fail
I tried to breathe tomato soup. Turns out it wasn’t a great idea.
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I tried to breathe tomato soup. Turns out it wasn’t a great idea.
At this point, I find all writing advice arduous and pointless. I’ve had my stints fighting the good fight for prologues, inner monologues, and times when telling can work as well as showing. In the end, all social media writing advice comes from untamed egos and acts to stifle your creative voice.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
At this point, I find all writing advice arduous and pointless. I’ve had my stints fighting the good fight for prologues, inner monologues, and times when telling can work as well as showing. In the end, all social media writing advice comes from untamed egos and acts to stifle your creative voice.
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Hey Ghost Flower fans! Has it been too long since you visited your friends & enemies in Rook Lake? Do you wish you could see Elodie & Ezri save and/or completely fuck up Christmas? Well gather 'round for 2025's free Ghost Flower short story, O Christmas Tree!
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Ghost Flower Yuletide Carols: O, Christmas Tree by Jessica Conwell
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December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey Ghost Flower fans! Has it been too long since you visited your friends & enemies in Rook Lake? Do you wish you could see Elodie & Ezri save and/or completely fuck up Christmas? Well gather 'round for 2025's free Ghost Flower short story, O Christmas Tree!
jessicaconwell.itch.io/ghost-flower...
jessicaconwell.itch.io/ghost-flower...
Chapter one: Don’t cross the dolls
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Chapter one: Don’t cross the dolls
I’m humbugging pretty hard here, folks.
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m humbugging pretty hard here, folks.
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It's the latest trend the youngs are using to vex the old, a stare that's just so... cardboard?
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Gen Z Stare Down - 2025 Editor's Pick
Customer Complaining About "Gen Z Stare" Actually Arguing with Cardboard Standee of Timothée Chalamet
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December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's the latest trend the youngs are using to vex the old, a stare that's just so... cardboard?
Read the full story at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/gen-z-star...
Read the full story at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/gen-z-star...
