Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed
@danielaegan.bsky.social
Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️
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Is it an irony machine?
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Is it an irony machine?
Fun fact: Democrats caved on the shutdown so their Thanksgiving flights wouldn’t be delayed.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fun fact: Democrats caved on the shutdown so their Thanksgiving flights wouldn’t be delayed.
Great luck!
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Great luck!
I guess we’re cool since I’m in your bubbly bubble. 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I guess we’re cool since I’m in your bubbly bubble. 🤩
My retirement plan is cremation.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My retirement plan is cremation.
You deserve the best.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You deserve the best.
Waaaaaaay too far. I’ll be disbarred for this.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Waaaaaaay too far. I’ll be disbarred for this.
No and no.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
No and no.
This guy is a pussy magnet because he repels it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This guy is a pussy magnet because he repels it.
Nope. It costs money to be so big of a douche you can’t even pay for sex.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nope. It costs money to be so big of a douche you can’t even pay for sex.
There was a whole saga about this guy hiring a woman for a photo shoot or something and then posting her pics saying she was his girlfriend. I don’t know what it is about that face, but I’ve never want to beat something more in my entire life.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There was a whole saga about this guy hiring a woman for a photo shoot or something and then posting her pics saying she was his girlfriend. I don’t know what it is about that face, but I’ve never want to beat something more in my entire life.
I like the one where the father bear gets diarrhea all over his taint.
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I like the one where the father bear gets diarrhea all over his taint.
I’ll let Cyclops hot beam me.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ll let Cyclops hot beam me.
They’re the same picture.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They’re the same picture.
This is so you can never own your house and add twenty more years’ worth of interest to your mortgage, assuming you’re able to get one.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is so you can never own your house and add twenty more years’ worth of interest to your mortgage, assuming you’re able to get one.
Want to borrow her?
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Want to borrow her?
One of my kid’s teachers had the class use ChatGPT on an assignment, and she was sooooo pissed she had to use it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
One of my kid’s teachers had the class use ChatGPT on an assignment, and she was sooooo pissed she had to use it.
She’s a lazy cuddler. She hates that my office chair doesn’t allow for puppy space. Also wish her a happy birthday. She just tuned 10!
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
She’s a lazy cuddler. She hates that my office chair doesn’t allow for puppy space. Also wish her a happy birthday. She just tuned 10!
Take that, illiterate people!
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Take that, illiterate people!
None of them should be doing my taxes after they graduate.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
None of them should be doing my taxes after they graduate.