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Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
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A Taste for Innovation - 2025 Editor's Pick
Tech Firm Creates Dishwasher That Can Taste Your Food ...For Some Reason
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Here it is, our favorite story of the year and objectively the dumbest thing I've ever written.
And I'll just say this now because the first time I published this it was impossible to get anyone to read it: the dishwasher is a metaphor for AI.
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/a-taste-fo...
And I'll just say this now because the first time I published this it was impossible to get anyone to read it: the dishwasher is a metaphor for AI.
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/a-taste-fo...
We are so back in 2026!
North Atlantic #Orca appear to be expanding from harassing #yachts to going after #commercialvessels
North Atlantic warning: orcas now targeting commercial vessels in what experts call coordinated assaults share.google/kwy5wy9eIc33...
North Atlantic warning: orcas now targeting commercial vessels in what experts call coordinated assaults share.google/kwy5wy9eIc33...
North Atlantic warning: orcas now targeting commercial vessels in what experts call coordinated assaults
The wind drops, the radar hums softly, and the crew relaxes a fraction as the cargo ship cuts a clean path through the water. Then the first shudder runs
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January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
We are so back in 2026!
I think my favorite thing I ever heard someone say at a bus stop was:
"People call me lotsa things: 'Tippity Top', 'Pussy Eater', 'Red'. But y'all all know me, you call me whatcha want!"
"People call me lotsa things: 'Tippity Top', 'Pussy Eater', 'Red'. But y'all all know me, you call me whatcha want!"
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I think my favorite thing I ever heard someone say at a bus stop was:
"People call me lotsa things: 'Tippity Top', 'Pussy Eater', 'Red'. But y'all all know me, you call me whatcha want!"
"People call me lotsa things: 'Tippity Top', 'Pussy Eater', 'Red'. But y'all all know me, you call me whatcha want!"
Fathers and sons are taking to the streets of Venezuela IN TEARS over how happy they are that Maduro is gone!
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Fathers and sons are taking to the streets of Venezuela IN TEARS over how happy they are that Maduro is gone!
Yes, bartender, I'll take a scotch and beef stew, neat!
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Yes, bartender, I'll take a scotch and beef stew, neat!
@theliamnissan.bsky.social:
Do people on here get mad at you thinking you're the real Liam Neeson? Because that was one of my favorite things when I was still on Twitter.
Do people on here get mad at you thinking you're the real Liam Neeson? Because that was one of my favorite things when I was still on Twitter.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
@theliamnissan.bsky.social:
Do people on here get mad at you thinking you're the real Liam Neeson? Because that was one of my favorite things when I was still on Twitter.
Do people on here get mad at you thinking you're the real Liam Neeson? Because that was one of my favorite things when I was still on Twitter.
Trying to think of ways to shake up The Serving Times in 2026 and I'm thinking of doing a monthly book club.
Basically a group of us would all read a book on a subject similar to what I write about. Then we discuss it and I use the relevant quotes in an article kind of like a review.
Basically a group of us would all read a book on a subject similar to what I write about. Then we discuss it and I use the relevant quotes in an article kind of like a review.
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Trying to think of ways to shake up The Serving Times in 2026 and I'm thinking of doing a monthly book club.
Basically a group of us would all read a book on a subject similar to what I write about. Then we discuss it and I use the relevant quotes in an article kind of like a review.
Basically a group of us would all read a book on a subject similar to what I write about. Then we discuss it and I use the relevant quotes in an article kind of like a review.
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ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela
WASHINGTON — In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to Venezuela just hours after he was abducted by the DEA. ...
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January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I’m dead thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...
Something's wrong with my egg.
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Something's wrong with my egg.
I JUST SAW A FUCKIN' DOLPHIN!
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January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I JUST SAW A FUCKIN' DOLPHIN!
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My store's new "WE'RE GOING TO WAR WITH HIGH PRICES!" promotion seems poorly timed and ill advised.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My store's new "WE'RE GOING TO WAR WITH HIGH PRICES!" promotion seems poorly timed and ill advised.
Hey man, why don't you fuck off?
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Hey man, why don't you fuck off?
Oh, so NOW it's okay to transition!? Fuckin' hypocrite.
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Oh, so NOW it's okay to transition!? Fuckin' hypocrite.
So far I've written an article every day this year.
How realistic are my goals for 2026?:
- Write on a more regular basis
- Buy the domain for The Serving Times so I can lose the embarrassing ".beehiiv"
- Get some affiliate ads going
I also wanted to do a book based on The Serving Times but that might be too pie in the sky.
- Write on a more regular basis
- Buy the domain for The Serving Times so I can lose the embarrassing ".beehiiv"
- Get some affiliate ads going
I also wanted to do a book based on The Serving Times but that might be too pie in the sky.
January 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
So far I've written an article every day this year.
Hi, I'm the guy who pulled a gun on me after I threw a snowball at his car!
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Hi, I'm the guy who pulled a gun on me after I threw a snowball at his car!
Walked into this cruise bar wearing my "Less Karen, More Carin'" shirt and this lady was staring at me with her mouth straight up agape.
This is the stuff that sustains me.
This is the stuff that sustains me.
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Walked into this cruise bar wearing my "Less Karen, More Carin'" shirt and this lady was staring at me with her mouth straight up agape.
This is the stuff that sustains me.
This is the stuff that sustains me.
First new term of 2026:
Salting the Soup - The act of urinating in a hot tub
"I'm currently in the cruise spa salting the soup."
Salting the Soup - The act of urinating in a hot tub
"I'm currently in the cruise spa salting the soup."
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
First new term of 2026:
Salting the Soup - The act of urinating in a hot tub
"I'm currently in the cruise spa salting the soup."
Salting the Soup - The act of urinating in a hot tub
"I'm currently in the cruise spa salting the soup."
I recently explained to my wife what the "Satanic Panic" was. Now she's using that term to describe the feeling of impending diarrhea and I just love her so much you guys.
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I recently explained to my wife what the "Satanic Panic" was. Now she's using that term to describe the feeling of impending diarrhea and I just love her so much you guys.
I can't figure out what the last one in this set is.
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I can't figure out what the last one in this set is.
Oh man, you guys on the west coast are gonna LOVE 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Oh man, you guys on the west coast are gonna LOVE 2026.
YEAH, FUCK THE OLD ACQUAINTANCES!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
YEAH, FUCK THE OLD ACQUAINTANCES!!!!
Ball's not all that dropped.
Holding this fart until midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Ball's not all that dropped.
Holding this fart until midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Holding this fart until midnight.
Asking the concierge if they have any narcan on this ship "just out of curiosity". You know, just to see what they say.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Asking the concierge if they have any narcan on this ship "just out of curiosity". You know, just to see what they say.
It's been a loooooong December.
January 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It's been a loooooong December.
How realistic are my goals for 2026?:
- Write on a more regular basis
- Buy the domain for The Serving Times so I can lose the embarrassing ".beehiiv"
- Get some affiliate ads going
I also wanted to do a book based on The Serving Times but that might be too pie in the sky.
- Write on a more regular basis
- Buy the domain for The Serving Times so I can lose the embarrassing ".beehiiv"
- Get some affiliate ads going
I also wanted to do a book based on The Serving Times but that might be too pie in the sky.
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
How realistic are my goals for 2026?:
- Write on a more regular basis
- Buy the domain for The Serving Times so I can lose the embarrassing ".beehiiv"
- Get some affiliate ads going
I also wanted to do a book based on The Serving Times but that might be too pie in the sky.
- Write on a more regular basis
- Buy the domain for The Serving Times so I can lose the embarrassing ".beehiiv"
- Get some affiliate ads going
I also wanted to do a book based on The Serving Times but that might be too pie in the sky.