Tea Berry-Blue
@teaberryblue.net
She/they. Queer. Parent. Executive Editor at BOOM! Studios. Goofy as heck. Opinions my own.
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Tea Berry-Blue
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· Jun 18
Whoa! Boom hires Fougner, Girner, Miller, Osajyefo, and Valdez: Boom! Studios has hired an editorial director, a special projects director and three executive editors, and they are all well known in the community
Whoa! Boom hires Fougner, Girner, Miller, Osajyefo, and Valdez
Boom! Studios has hired an editorial director, a special projects director and three executive editors, and they are all well known in the community
www.comicsbeat.com
Heyyyyy friends!!! Exciting news and so thrilled to be joining the BOOM! team!
THERE ARE NO TOILETS IN THE BATHROOMS IN THIS MOVIE I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THE MAIN CHARACTER PEES
We are watching Just Like a Christmas Movie, which so far is terrible but gets points for making a direct Folgers Incest Commercial reference.
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
THERE ARE NO TOILETS IN THE BATHROOMS IN THIS MOVIE I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THE MAIN CHARACTER PEES
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Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Three-year-old energy and liquor store raccoon energy are nearly indistinguishable
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Three-year-old energy and liquor store raccoon energy are nearly indistinguishable
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December 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“You mean for stand up comedians?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“You mean for stand up comedians?”
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If you really hate Bari Weiss?
Look for ways to employ all the people she fired
Look for ways to employ all the people she fired
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you really hate Bari Weiss?
Look for ways to employ all the people she fired
Look for ways to employ all the people she fired
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The minute by minute battle between people uploading the video and companies taking it down is a real early internet idealism information wants to be free cyberpunk situation
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The minute by minute battle between people uploading the video and companies taking it down is a real early internet idealism information wants to be free cyberpunk situation
I am nothing if not predictable
The thing I am enjoying most about this movie is that @teaberryblue.net has chosen a favorite alpaca and gets very excited every time it makes an appearance
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am nothing if not predictable
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We are watching the alpaca Christmas movie, which I will be judging harshly on its knitting accuracy
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We are watching the alpaca Christmas movie, which I will be judging harshly on its knitting accuracy
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The 3-year-old has been scatting nonstop for like ten minutes, and they are somehow actually remarkably good at it????
@teaberryblue.net
@teaberryblue.net
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The 3-year-old has been scatting nonstop for like ten minutes, and they are somehow actually remarkably good at it????
@teaberryblue.net
@teaberryblue.net
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"The Walker is abroad,” he said again. “And this night will be bad, and tomorrow will be beyond imagining.”
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"The Walker is abroad,” he said again. “And this night will be bad, and tomorrow will be beyond imagining.”
I have violent allergic reactions to bromelain applied to my skin for dermatological purposes.
You might say it’s my achilles’ peel.
You might say it’s my achilles’ peel.
Whenever I try to draw a pokemon, I end up drawing a cellphone salesman instead
You might say it's my achilles spheal
You might say it's my achilles spheal
I’ve never managed to get the right mixture of iron and carbon combined at high temperatures.
You might say it’s my Achilles steel
You might say it’s my Achilles steel
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I have violent allergic reactions to bromelain applied to my skin for dermatological purposes.
You might say it’s my achilles’ peel.
You might say it’s my achilles’ peel.
The kiddo: Owls don’t really have mouths.
Us: Yes, they do, sweetheart.
The kiddo: Do dogs?
Us: Yes.
The kiddo: So dogs CAN eat!
@edidin.bsky.social
Us: Yes, they do, sweetheart.
The kiddo: Do dogs?
Us: Yes.
The kiddo: So dogs CAN eat!
@edidin.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The kiddo: Owls don’t really have mouths.
Us: Yes, they do, sweetheart.
The kiddo: Do dogs?
Us: Yes.
The kiddo: So dogs CAN eat!
@edidin.bsky.social
Us: Yes, they do, sweetheart.
The kiddo: Do dogs?
Us: Yes.
The kiddo: So dogs CAN eat!
@edidin.bsky.social
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The kiddo is hitting an age where we’re gonna have to start prepping for the hard conversations about things like mortality and the fact that they can’t take a bath in the washing machine.
@teaberryblue.net
@teaberryblue.net
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The kiddo is hitting an age where we’re gonna have to start prepping for the hard conversations about things like mortality and the fact that they can’t take a bath in the washing machine.
@teaberryblue.net
@teaberryblue.net
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This is nightmarish on so many levels. Please donate if you can!!
I am fundraising for an anonymous friend, who is a trans sex worker and POC. They are at risk of losing custody of their children. Please, please donate. This is a situation that is painful and scary beyond description.
PLEASE SHARE GRAPHICS WIDELY
🫂 www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-... 🫂
PLEASE SHARE GRAPHICS WIDELY
🫂 www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-... 🫂
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is nightmarish on so many levels. Please donate if you can!!
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Today we took the kiddo to see the Macy's windows and ride the wooden escalator and the Herald Square carousel. They crashed out hard on the subway on the way home; and now they are wide awake and @teaberryblue.net and I just want to sleep for a week.
December 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Today we took the kiddo to see the Macy's windows and ride the wooden escalator and the Herald Square carousel. They crashed out hard on the subway on the way home; and now they are wide awake and @teaberryblue.net and I just want to sleep for a week.
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Binc Board Offers Year-End Matching Gift to Help Book and Comic People #charity
Binc Board Offers Year-End Matching Gift to Help Book and Comic People
Thanks to the Book Industry Charitable (Binc) Foundation board of directors every donation up to a total of $6,000 will be doubled.
graphicpolicy.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Binc Board Offers Year-End Matching Gift to Help Book and Comic People #charity
The kiddo got out of bed, came into the living room, and announced “I’m a little sad, I need the blues” so we listened to some Muddy Waters and after a little while they got up and said “that’s enough turn it off now,” and they went back to bed.
@edidin.bsky.social
@edidin.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The kiddo got out of bed, came into the living room, and announced “I’m a little sad, I need the blues” so we listened to some Muddy Waters and after a little while they got up and said “that’s enough turn it off now,” and they went back to bed.
@edidin.bsky.social
@edidin.bsky.social
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
Me: Most kind people sometimes do unkind things, because nobody is perfect
The kiddo: But Iiiii’m perfect
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The kiddo: But Iiiii’m perfect
@edidin.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me: Most kind people sometimes do unkind things, because nobody is perfect
The kiddo: But Iiiii’m perfect
@edidin.bsky.social
The kiddo: But Iiiii’m perfect
@edidin.bsky.social
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Today my child describes tears as “bubbles from my eye pits,” so that’s a phrase that now exists.
@teaberryblue.net
@teaberryblue.net
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Today my child describes tears as “bubbles from my eye pits,” so that’s a phrase that now exists.
@teaberryblue.net
@teaberryblue.net
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“When people try to sell you on the idea that the future is already settled, it’s because it is deeply unsettled.”
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“When people try to sell you on the idea that the future is already settled, it’s because it is deeply unsettled.”
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST YOUR INTERIORS SOMEWHERE EASY TO ACCESS. IDEALLY MULTIPLE SEQUENTIAL PAGES FROM THE SAME STORY.
Dear Sequential Artists,
If you aren't posting your interiors, Instagram does not count as a portfolio.
Again, if you aren't posting your interiors, INSTAGRAM DOES NOT COUNT AS A PORTFOLIO.
IF YOU AREN'T POSTING YOUR INTERIORS, INSTAGRAM DOES NOT COUNT AS A PORTFOLIO!!!
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If you aren't posting your interiors, Instagram does not count as a portfolio.
Again, if you aren't posting your interiors, INSTAGRAM DOES NOT COUNT AS A PORTFOLIO.
IF YOU AREN'T POSTING YOUR INTERIORS, INSTAGRAM DOES NOT COUNT AS A PORTFOLIO!!!
🎤
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST YOUR INTERIORS SOMEWHERE EASY TO ACCESS. IDEALLY MULTIPLE SEQUENTIAL PAGES FROM THE SAME STORY.