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Ro Salarian
@rosalarian.bsky.social
Comic artist, novel writer, performer, crafter, queer icon, cheese expert, creator and destroyer of worlds. Agent: D Ellis Wilson at Looking Glass Lit. Trans neutral. They/them.
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I really fucking love working on this comic. I love writing about resisting fascism and illustrating it with cute middle aged women. If you haven't read it yet, you should start!
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I love books like this.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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It’s wild to me. This didn’t exist a couple of years ago. What did they do before then? Just do that again!
I wish people would stop relying on ChatGPT for everything.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Eagerly awaiting to see whether I'm going to live or die next year. Love this for me! 🙃
so stressed out about the ACA, dude
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I don’t know whether it’s true but I keep hearing that the secret to breaking into comics is to sit down and draw several six to eight page short pieces and hand them out to people at shows
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You can tell what days I'm working my day job and which ones I have off based on how many threads I post. When I'm at the cheese shop, all I think about is cheese. No room for anything else in my head.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don't say this enough but I think it all the time: a lot of my early success in webcomics was luck! And even the stuff that wasn't luck relied on systems that aren't there anymore. (RIP webrings and google reader.) So I very openly tell people that my strategy only works with a time machine.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There is a genre of advice that I refer to as "how to win the lottery advice." People who lucked out love to pretend that it wasn't luck, it was their intelligence and strategy, and that is something that can be replicated by doing this or that (and they're almost always selling a "course.")
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Authors are constantly telling people how they made it! It's just that it takes a LOT of hard work and *patience* but people like this didn't wanna hear that advice. They think there's some kind of secret code or magic words that'll let you skip all that.
gosh, shut up
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
🤚 Not even once. Never been the slightest bit curious to try it.
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋

(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Writers block all day and then when I'm just about to fall asleep, eyes shoot open at 2:30am with the solution.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Most orange cats are head empty, but Mimolette's is full of evil plans. No ball of yarn or sculpture will be left unharmed.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I do not understand why every sci-fi show assumes mobile phones and computer monitors will be clear in the future. What purpose would this serve? This sounds annoying as hell. No privacy ever. Everybody can see you sexting and checking your medical records. Hope I die before this gets invented.
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
God, I must really be becoming a dude because I just felt a tiny urge to "um, actually" someone's joke post.
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My gender is very casual to me. It's *other people* who wanna make it a big deal.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
No more alive or dead than anyone else's past self. Everyone changes and evolves over time. To me, changing my sex has been like changing careers. I'm still the same person. I just no longer have to wear the old uniform.
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?

Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Chicago is so great and I miss living there so much. It's only scary to racists.
After reading Carl Sandburg's "Chicago' poem in full in open court this morning, Federal Judge Sarah Ellis says this about our city:

It should go without saying that is she correct & Donald Trump is lying. #chicago
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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How come people always want to blame porn for things like intimate partner violence and they never want to blame: deeply ingrained misogyny
The UK report behind the new porn ban blames it for being a major cause of violence against women, yet can't cite a single academic study showing a link.

Their proof? "Anecdotal evidence submitted to this review” with a single footnote to a BBC interview with a quote from a school teacher.
The ban on online porn showing choking is doomed to fail
Reaching for a ban is not always the best way to cure a social ill
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November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Once I get all my friends' phone numbers, I can finally delete Facebook for good. Every time I go on there to see what my friends are doing, Meta insists on showing me brand new kinds of transphobia. Apparently we all have raw chicken between our legs now?
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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"I have four words for you: turn the volume up." might as well have been uttered by THE ROCK cutting the most electrifying baby face promo of the attitude era. Zohran's speech was a babyface promo.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Today someone was telling me how bad socialism is, and then later was lamenting how SNAP and Medicaid are under attack. I think a lot of people truly don't realize what socialism is other than a boogeyman they've been conditioned to hate.
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I am both a spooky radical online trans antifa anarchist AND a working class white guy so how does the alienation thing work here, am I just antagonizing myself constantly
I want to explain something for people who think spooky radical online trans antifa anarchists live in a bubble:

I’m dating a cishet working class white guy in a labour union, Dems tell me I’m alienating to this exact person. I told him “Platner has a totenkopf tattoo” and he said “fuck that Nazi”
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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And to do it on Cheney's death day. Like the whole dang city dancing on that evil man's grave. 💃
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM