Claire Waller / Ellie Graves/ Claire Lunn
@clairesnonsense.bsky.social
UK Author. Artist. Gobby feminist. In my Feral Bog Witch Era. Horror, DnD, Weird, cats. MANEATER (Bantam) out March 26. I’M HERE TO HELP out now
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MANEATER advance proofs are here… and they’re GORGEOUS! So naturally I had to do something unhinged with them.
(No delivery people were harmed in the making of this video 😅)
(No delivery people were harmed in the making of this video 😅)
Men: why don’t women like us?
Also men:
Also men:
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Men: why don’t women like us?
Also men:
Also men:
One of my guilty pleasures is r/AITA, but I’m always reminded it’s Reddit when they collectively decide things like ‘eating dinner together as a family is toxic and controlling’. Like wtf fam? Because I don’t let my kids forage and eat in their rooms at all hours I’m the Worst Mum In The World?
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
One of my guilty pleasures is r/AITA, but I’m always reminded it’s Reddit when they collectively decide things like ‘eating dinner together as a family is toxic and controlling’. Like wtf fam? Because I don’t let my kids forage and eat in their rooms at all hours I’m the Worst Mum In The World?
All Hail Queen Cyndi 🤘
Cyndi Lauper delivered a powerful call to action during her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
"Look at us: We are a community of light. Don't forget that, in case it gets really dark."
Photo by Kevin Mazur / Getty Images for RRHOF
"Look at us: We are a community of light. Don't forget that, in case it gets really dark."
Photo by Kevin Mazur / Getty Images for RRHOF
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
All Hail Queen Cyndi 🤘
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Well, I guess I’m going to be owning two copies of TRADWIFE now… (sorry not sorry)
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Well, I guess I’m going to be owning two copies of TRADWIFE now… (sorry not sorry)
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November 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
One thing we as gamers don’t talk about is how Musk made it hard to say you like XCom games. Like, Terror From The Deep is a stone cold classic! But now everyone thinks you’re talking about that knob and his nazi bar, when all you really want to talk about is tentaculats.
we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
One thing we as gamers don’t talk about is how Musk made it hard to say you like XCom games. Like, Terror From The Deep is a stone cold classic! But now everyone thinks you’re talking about that knob and his nazi bar, when all you really want to talk about is tentaculats.
Meanwhile, in Cosmo Canyon…
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Meanwhile, in Cosmo Canyon…
One of my favouritest humans in the entire world was taken into hospital yesterday, and until I get the ‘you can come and visit me’ nod, I’m going to draw her get well soon pictures of her favourite characters to stop me worrying, starting with Harley Quinn.
(She’s fine, we’ve been texting)
(She’s fine, we’ve been texting)
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One of my favouritest humans in the entire world was taken into hospital yesterday, and until I get the ‘you can come and visit me’ nod, I’m going to draw her get well soon pictures of her favourite characters to stop me worrying, starting with Harley Quinn.
(She’s fine, we’ve been texting)
(She’s fine, we’ve been texting)
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
Reposted by Claire Waller / Ellie Graves/ Claire Lunn
Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
As a foul-mouthed old witch, I was beginning to wonder - and if you’re also as foul-mouthed as me, wonder no more! Because swearing is big and clever, make sure you check this - mine was automatically set to ‘hide’ (RUDE, ironically).
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
As a foul-mouthed old witch, I was beginning to wonder - and if you’re also as foul-mouthed as me, wonder no more! Because swearing is big and clever, make sure you check this - mine was automatically set to ‘hide’ (RUDE, ironically).
Doodlin’ time… been a while since I cracked out my markers, and I’m always reminded why I love them so much every time I go back to them. Lara Croft portrait, because i haven’t drawn her in a while either (stop it), and I miss her. #art #tombraider #artsky
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Doodlin’ time… been a while since I cracked out my markers, and I’m always reminded why I love them so much every time I go back to them. Lara Croft portrait, because i haven’t drawn her in a while either (stop it), and I miss her. #art #tombraider #artsky
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It's #TradPubThursday have a mean book hangover from your last read this starter pack could be your salvation! If you are an author and want to be included message me or reply to this message. Re-skeets are always appreciated. #BookSky #WritingCommunity go.bsky.app/S5usnjp
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's #TradPubThursday have a mean book hangover from your last read this starter pack could be your salvation! If you are an author and want to be included message me or reply to this message. Re-skeets are always appreciated. #BookSky #WritingCommunity go.bsky.app/S5usnjp
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Bursary time! Please apply if you're eligible and join me and @emmadarwinwriter.bsky.social in January. 👇
Did you know...? Our best-selling Self-Edit Your Novel course now boasts ✨more than 100✨ published authors among its alumni! Quite the achievement for course leaders Debi Alper and Emma Darwin.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bursary time! Please apply if you're eligible and join me and @emmadarwinwriter.bsky.social in January. 👇
If you need something heartwarming…
From outside the window to inside the window: Bruce, A Stray Cat Story 😻
(If you hadn’t already guessed, he’s staying)
#cat
From outside the window to inside the window: Bruce, A Stray Cat Story 😻
(If you hadn’t already guessed, he’s staying)
#cat
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you need something heartwarming…
From outside the window to inside the window: Bruce, A Stray Cat Story 😻
(If you hadn’t already guessed, he’s staying)
#cat
From outside the window to inside the window: Bruce, A Stray Cat Story 😻
(If you hadn’t already guessed, he’s staying)
#cat
Eldest daughter has just informed me that everyone at college loves ‘her style’ as she wafts out the door wearing my black crocheted jumper, my 00s flame New Rock boots (‘they’re vintage!’) and my old army green trenchcoat.
I’m the most fashionable teenager in town, allegedly 🙃
I’m the most fashionable teenager in town, allegedly 🙃
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Eldest daughter has just informed me that everyone at college loves ‘her style’ as she wafts out the door wearing my black crocheted jumper, my 00s flame New Rock boots (‘they’re vintage!’) and my old army green trenchcoat.
I’m the most fashionable teenager in town, allegedly 🙃
I’m the most fashionable teenager in town, allegedly 🙃
To New York,
I fucking love this.
Love,
A gobby old witch in the UK
❤️
I fucking love this.
Love,
A gobby old witch in the UK
❤️
Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
To New York,
I fucking love this.
Love,
A gobby old witch in the UK
❤️
I fucking love this.
Love,
A gobby old witch in the UK
❤️
Wondering if they distribute this in the UK… and I don’t even drink these days!
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Wondering if they distribute this in the UK… and I don’t even drink these days!
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HEJ @anastasiacroft.bsky.social!
Here's a little gift for you (❁´◡`❁)
This is you as Lara Croft (some might call her Stasia Croft)🥺
Thanks for inpsoration and overall joy you bring upon me ✨
#Art
#Illustration
#TombRider
Here's a little gift for you (❁´◡`❁)
This is you as Lara Croft (some might call her Stasia Croft)🥺
Thanks for inpsoration and overall joy you bring upon me ✨
#Art
#Illustration
#TombRider
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
HEJ @anastasiacroft.bsky.social!
Here's a little gift for you (❁´◡`❁)
This is you as Lara Croft (some might call her Stasia Croft)🥺
Thanks for inpsoration and overall joy you bring upon me ✨
#Art
#Illustration
#TombRider
Here's a little gift for you (❁´◡`❁)
This is you as Lara Croft (some might call her Stasia Croft)🥺
Thanks for inpsoration and overall joy you bring upon me ✨
#Art
#Illustration
#TombRider
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#FuckingRichPeople
If you still think, that "rich people are not the problem, they are hard working, clever people, deserving the money they made.... blah blah blah", then here is something for you.
Rich people are one of the most polluting things in the world.
Source:
grist.org/climate-ener...
If you still think, that "rich people are not the problem, they are hard working, clever people, deserving the money they made.... blah blah blah", then here is something for you.
Rich people are one of the most polluting things in the world.
Source:
grist.org/climate-ener...
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#FuckingRichPeople
If you still think, that "rich people are not the problem, they are hard working, clever people, deserving the money they made.... blah blah blah", then here is something for you.
Rich people are one of the most polluting things in the world.
Source:
grist.org/climate-ener...
If you still think, that "rich people are not the problem, they are hard working, clever people, deserving the money they made.... blah blah blah", then here is something for you.
Rich people are one of the most polluting things in the world.
Source:
grist.org/climate-ener...
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"14.5 million people..... live in poverty and just under 3 million.... can’t afford to heat their homes
Billionaire wealth grew by £35m each day in 2024 and Britain’s 50 richest families now hold more wealth than half the population"
Guess who will bear the brunt of tax rises
Billionaire wealth grew by £35m each day in 2024 and Britain’s 50 richest families now hold more wealth than half the population"
Guess who will bear the brunt of tax rises
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"14.5 million people..... live in poverty and just under 3 million.... can’t afford to heat their homes
Billionaire wealth grew by £35m each day in 2024 and Britain’s 50 richest families now hold more wealth than half the population"
Guess who will bear the brunt of tax rises
Billionaire wealth grew by £35m each day in 2024 and Britain’s 50 richest families now hold more wealth than half the population"
Guess who will bear the brunt of tax rises
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We see something similar in the UK.
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
We see something similar in the UK.
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
Most benefits go to people IN WORK.
Because there are not enough properly paid jobs.
Rather than insisting employers pay decent wages, governments use taxpayers’ money to subsidise employers who don’t.
Welfare was not meant to support employers.
This is wrong
Reposted by Claire Waller / Ellie Graves/ Claire Lunn
Total wealth of billionaires in 1990 = £59 BILLION
Total wealth of billionaires in 2025 = £795 BILLION
Number of food banks in 1990 = 0
Number of food banks in 2025 = 2400
Tax the rich.
Total wealth of billionaires in 2025 = £795 BILLION
Number of food banks in 1990 = 0
Number of food banks in 2025 = 2400
Tax the rich.
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Total wealth of billionaires in 1990 = £59 BILLION
Total wealth of billionaires in 2025 = £795 BILLION
Number of food banks in 1990 = 0
Number of food banks in 2025 = 2400
Tax the rich.
Total wealth of billionaires in 2025 = £795 BILLION
Number of food banks in 1990 = 0
Number of food banks in 2025 = 2400
Tax the rich.