Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
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It would be one thing if these lawmakers were operating in good faith. They are not. This is not an earnest attempt to protect you from dangerous products. This is an attempt to roll back rights that we fought for and won. This is part of Project 2025.
This is deeply misleading. The agricultural section of the bill does NOT ban hemp-derived cannabinoid products that contain less than .3% THC total. www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It would be one thing if these lawmakers were operating in good faith. They are not. This is not an earnest attempt to protect you from dangerous products. This is an attempt to roll back rights that we fought for and won. This is part of Project 2025.
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
As we say in my community: Ooooo, that’s gonna leave a mark
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
As we say in my community: Ooooo, that’s gonna leave a mark
It is dark and rainy out but I am packing to go to MEXICO on Saturday, for TWO WEEKS!
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It is dark and rainy out but I am packing to go to MEXICO on Saturday, for TWO WEEKS!
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
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The sex industry doing more to take care of hunger than the President
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The sex industry doing more to take care of hunger than the President
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Judge Wolf is quitting the federal bench to fight Trump's corruption
I asked him point blank: are you scared?
His answer on Legal Fight Club was amazing 👇
I asked him point blank: are you scared?
His answer on Legal Fight Club was amazing 👇
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Judge Wolf is quitting the federal bench to fight Trump's corruption
I asked him point blank: are you scared?
His answer on Legal Fight Club was amazing 👇
I asked him point blank: are you scared?
His answer on Legal Fight Club was amazing 👇
So this morning, one of my bird feeders was broken, so I dumped the remaining seed into a bin and stepped out to the garage to get a replacement for it (because of course I have one).
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So this morning, one of my bird feeders was broken, so I dumped the remaining seed into a bin and stepped out to the garage to get a replacement for it (because of course I have one).
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
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joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
Oh fuck these fucking fuckers
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Oh fuck these fucking fuckers
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www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-tiktoker... This whole series reveals a moral bankruptcy at the heart of American Christianity.When churches that preach about the sanctity of life refuse to give or buy a can of baby formula for someone in need, they’re revealing the giant chasm between creed &compassion
A TikToker is exposing churches that refuse to help a hungry baby
Nikalie Monroe’s viral experiment reveals a devastating truth: Many houses of worship preach compassion but practice indifference
www.friendlyatheist.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-tiktoker... This whole series reveals a moral bankruptcy at the heart of American Christianity.When churches that preach about the sanctity of life refuse to give or buy a can of baby formula for someone in need, they’re revealing the giant chasm between creed &compassion
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
So the Democrats SWEPT recent elections, and are celebrating their newfound momentum: by caving in to everything the Republicans wants! Wow that sounds like a really great way to mobilize your base and turn out the voter next year‘s election 🙄🙄🙄
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So the Democrats SWEPT recent elections, and are celebrating their newfound momentum: by caving in to everything the Republicans wants! Wow that sounds like a really great way to mobilize your base and turn out the voter next year‘s election 🙄🙄🙄
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Meanwhile www.metrotimes.com/news/politic...
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Meanwhile www.metrotimes.com/news/politic...
Yeah none of us are allowed to opt out of the patriarchy. That’s what makes it the patriarchy
“The dual class action suits allege that the functions—which followed thousands of sexual harassment and assault lawsuits against Uber and Lyft over the years— have limited the economic opportunities for men and discriminated against them because of their gender.”
Male Drivers Sue Uber and Lyft Over Women-Only Ride-Hailing
The lawsuits allege that male drivers receive fewer rides because of the feature, violating sex discrimination laws.
time.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yeah none of us are allowed to opt out of the patriarchy. That’s what makes it the patriarchy
The Republicans are a bunch of rapists, pedophiles, and violent misogynists, meanwhile they’re trying to smear this guy just for following THOSE DIRTY WHORES
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Republicans are a bunch of rapists, pedophiles, and violent misogynists, meanwhile they’re trying to smear this guy just for following THOSE DIRTY WHORES
Step One: force women to remain pregnant
Step Two: deny them food and medical care
Step Three: Profit!
Step Two: deny them food and medical care
Step Three: Profit!
Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Step One: force women to remain pregnant
Step Two: deny them food and medical care
Step Three: Profit!
Step Two: deny them food and medical care
Step Three: Profit!
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If the kink is AI you better believe I’m shaming it.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If the kink is AI you better believe I’m shaming it.
Yeah we’re VOTORS just for starters, and a lot of sex workers are social media influencers with huge followings. I’m so sick of this dehumanizing rhetoric
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yeah we’re VOTORS just for starters, and a lot of sex workers are social media influencers with huge followings. I’m so sick of this dehumanizing rhetoric