Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
I doubt he even really knows what happened to him
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I doubt he even really knows what happened to him
Like a cheese wire through tofu
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Like a cheese wire through tofu
So they’re gonna repeal the affordable care act? Great
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
So they’re gonna repeal the affordable care act? Great
We have to understand that this guy is literally emptying the entire US Treasury into his private bank account. Like that is 💯 what’s happening
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
We have to understand that this guy is literally emptying the entire US Treasury into his private bank account. Like that is 💯 what’s happening
So much for LIBERAL Washington state
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
So much for LIBERAL Washington state
heh no not really more of a humblebrag
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
heh no not really more of a humblebrag
It’s a cool place
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It’s a cool place
Oh the tacos I will eat
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Oh the tacos I will eat
It’s not illegal if he does it
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It’s not illegal if he does it
No they are gray, it must just be shadow or distortion of light off the window glass
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
No they are gray, it must just be shadow or distortion of light off the window glass
He says that but there is NO WAY he’s ever going to
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He says that but there is NO WAY he’s ever going to
I feel like we could learn something from the absolute sheer perseverance and determination of squirrels to just get that food. Like they are unswerving
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I feel like we could learn something from the absolute sheer perseverance and determination of squirrels to just get that food. Like they are unswerving
“Squirrel!” works on a phone too? Lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Squirrel!” works on a phone too? Lol
That is very strongly what I suspect as well!
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
That is very strongly what I suspect as well!
Rand Paul serves one valid political purpose and that is: advocating for legalized marijuana
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Rand Paul serves one valid political purpose and that is: advocating for legalized marijuana
“the majority of houses do not catch fire so we should consider eliminating the fire department”
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“the majority of houses do not catch fire so we should consider eliminating the fire department”
This is 💯 how I defend my French fry consumption
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is 💯 how I defend my French fry consumption