Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
Back in Seattle with the heat turned up to 77 degrees because wooo it is chilly!
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Back in Seattle with the heat turned up to 77 degrees because wooo it is chilly!
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
Breakfast of Champions in the Guadalajara airport, 6am. I’m going to need the sugar and the caffeine for this trip
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Breakfast of Champions in the Guadalajara airport, 6am. I’m going to need the sugar and the caffeine for this trip
One more clip of the very pretty mall where @faelo23.bsky.social’s parents first met! Guadalajara, Mexico
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
One more clip of the very pretty mall where @faelo23.bsky.social’s parents first met! Guadalajara, Mexico
We’re hanging out at an outdoor shopping mall in Guadalajara, and they’re making it “snow” for the Mexican children - it’s like some kind of foam? The babies are loving it
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We’re hanging out at an outdoor shopping mall in Guadalajara, and they’re making it “snow” for the Mexican children - it’s like some kind of foam? The babies are loving it
Having dental work done in Mexico, as one does, and this clinic is clearly proud of their good strong plumbing, because this is very much not the system in many parts of Mexico.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Having dental work done in Mexico, as one does, and this clinic is clearly proud of their good strong plumbing, because this is very much not the system in many parts of Mexico.
So I’m sitting here and I’m happy about that. And five other Americans are also here, hanging out in a very chill way, and as we chatted with each other a bit, we all said some variation of “I’m glad I’m not cooking a fucking turkey today”
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So I’m sitting here and I’m happy about that. And five other Americans are also here, hanging out in a very chill way, and as we chatted with each other a bit, we all said some variation of “I’m glad I’m not cooking a fucking turkey today”
Yes, this is a pretty view of Lake Chapala. The lake is about 50 miles long and 8 miles across. The peak on the right is Mt Garcia, a non-active volcano
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yes, this is a pretty view of Lake Chapala. The lake is about 50 miles long and 8 miles across. The peak on the right is Mt Garcia, a non-active volcano
There’s a big party in town all this week so far, we’re not sure why exactly? But the main stage in the central square is rocking! (View from the mirador of my lodging)
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
There’s a big party in town all this week so far, we’re not sure why exactly? But the main stage in the central square is rocking! (View from the mirador of my lodging)
The COLOR of light here is just lovely mmmm
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The COLOR of light here is just lovely mmmm
My travel companion is amused by my night-lights, but hey, when you’re staying in places with uneven floors, THIS is how you don’t stub your toe or turn your ankle in the middle of the night. I always travel with such necessities
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My travel companion is amused by my night-lights, but hey, when you’re staying in places with uneven floors, THIS is how you don’t stub your toe or turn your ankle in the middle of the night. I always travel with such necessities
A slightly different angle on the shore of Lake Chapala, at sunset
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A slightly different angle on the shore of Lake Chapala, at sunset
The view from my roof deck: Sunny Sunday in Mexico
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The view from my roof deck: Sunny Sunday in Mexico
Spent a perfect gorgeous sunny day here, exploring all along the blue line, up and down the lakeside area of Lake Chapala. Mountains on one side and the lake on the other, it’s really pretty and quaint 🌟
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Spent a perfect gorgeous sunny day here, exploring all along the blue line, up and down the lakeside area of Lake Chapala. Mountains on one side and the lake on the other, it’s really pretty and quaint 🌟
So today on Bluesky, it’s the search feature that doesn’t work. Sigh. Anyone else having this issue?
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So today on Bluesky, it’s the search feature that doesn’t work. Sigh. Anyone else having this issue?
It is dark and rainy out but I am packing to go to MEXICO on Saturday, for TWO WEEKS!
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It is dark and rainy out but I am packing to go to MEXICO on Saturday, for TWO WEEKS!
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
I’m very pleased and excited. We’re going to spend a few days in Mazatlan and then go to Guadalajara and the Lake Chapala area
So this morning, one of my bird feeders was broken, so I dumped the remaining seed into a bin and stepped out to the garage to get a replacement for it (because of course I have one).
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So this morning, one of my bird feeders was broken, so I dumped the remaining seed into a bin and stepped out to the garage to get a replacement for it (because of course I have one).
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
And I was gone for like three minutes max, but look who got there in the interim! Guess that’s his seed now
Me on a train, 2017
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Me on a train, 2017
Yikes! Looking at the Seattle power outage map! Maybe I should have stayed in Atlanta. (But seems like my house still has power, thank goodness)
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Yikes! Looking at the Seattle power outage map! Maybe I should have stayed in Atlanta. (But seems like my house still has power, thank goodness)
Today in tiny victories: I’m at my mom’s in Atlanta, and I drove us to Costco, and I got THE BEST parking spot I’ve ever gotten at a Costco and so I’m sharing that joy with you
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Today in tiny victories: I’m at my mom’s in Atlanta, and I drove us to Costco, and I got THE BEST parking spot I’ve ever gotten at a Costco and so I’m sharing that joy with you
Hey South Park fans: whose picture is it that is hanging above Satan’s bed? Cannot identify
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hey South Park fans: whose picture is it that is hanging above Satan’s bed? Cannot identify
Hawk stayed around for several minutes, just checking things out, and I thought: I would feed you if I had anything that I thought you would eat. He wasn’t much interested in the seed. I didn’t have any mice or anything handy
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hawk stayed around for several minutes, just checking things out, and I thought: I would feed you if I had anything that I thought you would eat. He wasn’t much interested in the seed. I didn’t have any mice or anything handy
Okay this is a visually cluttered shot, and that bothers me artistically, but look at the HAWK I found just hanging out on my rail, while this SQUIRREL is just like ho hum I’m not scared, where’s the food, lady?
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Okay this is a visually cluttered shot, and that bothers me artistically, but look at the HAWK I found just hanging out on my rail, while this SQUIRREL is just like ho hum I’m not scared, where’s the food, lady?
One of my sexy cult classic favorites, “Lair Of the White Worm”
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One of my sexy cult classic favorites, “Lair Of the White Worm”
A cult classic “Lair Of The White Worm”
October 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A cult classic “Lair Of The White Worm”