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· Nov 8
The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
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in the urgent care waiting to find out if i need stitches, ask me a sex question and i will respond with a typo-ridden one-hanfed answer
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
in the urgent care waiting to find out if i need stitches, ask me a sex question and i will respond with a typo-ridden one-hanfed answer
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It was interesting that fully clothed non white women dancing was considered "pornographic".
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It was interesting that fully clothed non white women dancing was considered "pornographic".
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To everyone thanking me, much appreciated but not why I posted! Pls support your local immigrant defense group like:
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
To everyone thanking me, much appreciated but not why I posted! Pls support your local immigrant defense group like:
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
a pipe under my sink froze and burst last night, so any orders would be appreciated! i want to open up that whole wall and install some automatic pipe heating, it gets cold in there.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
a pipe under my sink froze and burst last night, so any orders would be appreciated! i want to open up that whole wall and install some automatic pipe heating, it gets cold in there.
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Hey balt foot peeps, there's some Fine Art at Second Chance in Baltimore
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Hey balt foot peeps, there's some Fine Art at Second Chance in Baltimore
printing Many Mold, good mold, so much molds
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
printing Many Mold, good mold, so much molds
Hey balt foot peeps, there's some Fine Art at Second Chance in Baltimore
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Hey balt foot peeps, there's some Fine Art at Second Chance in Baltimore
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
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The answer to this should be 'don't care' and to keep hammering them until they cease this shit entirely.
Discord has posted updated clarification:
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 AM
The answer to this should be 'don't care' and to keep hammering them until they cease this shit entirely.
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Today i'm celebrating the brave people who faced arrest to theow dildos at ICE. you're all my heroes. I hope for your speedy release, with the belief no jury in your state will convict you.
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Today i'm celebrating the brave people who faced arrest to theow dildos at ICE. you're all my heroes. I hope for your speedy release, with the belief no jury in your state will convict you.
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Everyone should look up jury nullification laws in their state specifically for these heroes
Today i'm celebrating the brave people who faced arrest to theow dildos at ICE. you're all my heroes. I hope for your speedy release, with the belief no jury in your state will convict you.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Everyone should look up jury nullification laws in their state specifically for these heroes
When you're designing flyer for printing, remember ink isn't magic! the amount you see on the page is the amount it uses. Optimize your designs to be able to print more with less ink! Large black spaces are flashy, but they're also expensive. Is the added color worth being able to make fewer copies?
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
When you're designing flyer for printing, remember ink isn't magic! the amount you see on the page is the amount it uses. Optimize your designs to be able to print more with less ink! Large black spaces are flashy, but they're also expensive. Is the added color worth being able to make fewer copies?
Today i'm celebrating the brave people who faced arrest to theow dildos at ICE. you're all my heroes. I hope for your speedy release, with the belief no jury in your state will convict you.
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Today i'm celebrating the brave people who faced arrest to theow dildos at ICE. you're all my heroes. I hope for your speedy release, with the belief no jury in your state will convict you.
Addresses of new offices within, searchable database about halfway down the page.
Federal records obtained by WIRED show that over the past several months, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) have carried out a secret campaign to expand ICE’s physical presence across the US. www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, monthslong expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Addresses of new offices within, searchable database about halfway down the page.
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I’m glad to see people protesting Discord forcing IDs for age verification, but what I need everyone to understand is that there’s immense bipartisan pressure to make the entire internet like this, and they are likely going to succeed unless something drastic happens
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I’m glad to see people protesting Discord forcing IDs for age verification, but what I need everyone to understand is that there’s immense bipartisan pressure to make the entire internet like this, and they are likely going to succeed unless something drastic happens
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"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
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we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
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Y'all, we did it. 💕 This crew of chaotic nerds has sent half a million whistles to people requesting them, for free. With your help!
Need whistles?
linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
Need whistles?
linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Y'all, we did it. 💕 This crew of chaotic nerds has sent half a million whistles to people requesting them, for free. With your help!
Need whistles?
linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
Need whistles?
linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
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H/t @jollygoodginger.bsky.social, OPERATION DILDO BLITZ IS A GO
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
H/t @jollygoodginger.bsky.social, OPERATION DILDO BLITZ IS A GO
hell yeah
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
hell yeah
baltimore is fucking READY.
WE LIVE, WE DIE, WE STAY DEAD BECAUSE A CAR WENT AROUND ANOTHER CAR THAT STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN TO RUN THE STOP SIGN AND HIT US
WE LIVE, WE DIE, WE STAY DEAD BECAUSE A CAR WENT AROUND ANOTHER CAR THAT STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN TO RUN THE STOP SIGN AND HIT US
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
baltimore is fucking READY.
WE LIVE, WE DIE, WE STAY DEAD BECAUSE A CAR WENT AROUND ANOTHER CAR THAT STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN TO RUN THE STOP SIGN AND HIT US
WE LIVE, WE DIE, WE STAY DEAD BECAUSE A CAR WENT AROUND ANOTHER CAR THAT STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN TO RUN THE STOP SIGN AND HIT US
who's got two thumbs and is basically ready for vending tomorrow? SOMEONE ELSE. but i have enough stuff to sell, and will be at Mobtown Ballroom in Baltimore from 5-10PM! come say hi!
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
who's got two thumbs and is basically ready for vending tomorrow? SOMEONE ELSE. but i have enough stuff to sell, and will be at Mobtown Ballroom in Baltimore from 5-10PM! come say hi!
the Deli Nostalgia caught up with me again so i am making Late Night Stewed Chickpeas like you get on the side of a kebab and i'll be making a panini out of them tomorrow from the secret menu of the levantine deli i used to work at
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
the Deli Nostalgia caught up with me again so i am making Late Night Stewed Chickpeas like you get on the side of a kebab and i'll be making a panini out of them tomorrow from the secret menu of the levantine deli i used to work at
today is floppy fish paddle pour day for the market this weekend. maybe i just do a market as a fishmonger.
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
today is floppy fish paddle pour day for the market this weekend. maybe i just do a market as a fishmonger.