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· Nov 8
The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
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these both sold already, but: gay dildos
September 12, 2024 at 9:24 PM
these both sold already, but: gay dildos
once again, for the folks in the back: in the words of Tantus' early 2000s marketing, make dildos, not war
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
once again, for the folks in the back: in the words of Tantus' early 2000s marketing, make dildos, not war
sorry everyone i'm quitting dildos, i found a bunch of these power line insulator baubles at the local secondhand store and they're gonna become my entire personality
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
sorry everyone i'm quitting dildos, i found a bunch of these power line insulator baubles at the local secondhand store and they're gonna become my entire personality
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there's a lot of good ones but for me it's gotta be "put baby in pelican mouth"
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
there's a lot of good ones but for me it's gotta be "put baby in pelican mouth"
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i was gonna make a new years' toy this year but i dropped the ball
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i was gonna make a new years' toy this year but i dropped the ball
i was gonna make a new years' toy this year but i dropped the ball
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i was gonna make a new years' toy this year but i dropped the ball
when i tripped and stumbled into my line of work, i already knew a bunch of sex educators from running Sex Geekdom DC. People already knew me as a funny sex nerd with interesting ideas, so when word got around i had started making toys, people heard about it from people they already trusted on this.
when people ask how i got into the board games industry i tell the truth
1) years of being people's friends and being nice to them
2) working hard for years in a related field (bg media)
3) get lucky cause they need someone to do stuff
4) because of 1) they think of me as a potential stuff-doer
1) years of being people's friends and being nice to them
2) working hard for years in a related field (bg media)
3) get lucky cause they need someone to do stuff
4) because of 1) they think of me as a potential stuff-doer
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
when i tripped and stumbled into my line of work, i already knew a bunch of sex educators from running Sex Geekdom DC. People already knew me as a funny sex nerd with interesting ideas, so when word got around i had started making toys, people heard about it from people they already trusted on this.
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Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
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The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
May 12, 2023 at 11:23 PM
The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
for those who are new here:
Funkit Toys Joke Threads Masterpost.
in case of finding dick jokes funny, tap glass:
in case of finding dick jokes funny, tap glass:
The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
for those who are new here:
oh hey, we getting another round of immigration here? hell yeah.
Dildos.
Dildos.
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
oh hey, we getting another round of immigration here? hell yeah.
Dildos.
Dildos.
merry christmas from my parents' cat, who missed me very much and is NOT willing to share
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
merry christmas from my parents' cat, who missed me very much and is NOT willing to share
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if selling dildos online becomes de facto illegal i'm pivoting to interior design
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
if selling dildos online becomes de facto illegal i'm pivoting to interior design
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
merry clitsmas, remember to flick the ceremonial bean and hang a menstrual cup from the mantle
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
merry clitsmas, remember to flick the ceremonial bean and hang a menstrual cup from the mantle
one more day to pick these up before they vanish for the year!
i guess it's december, which means the christmas toys are back!
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December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
one more day to pick these up before they vanish for the year!
if selling dildos online becomes de facto illegal i'm pivoting to interior design
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
if selling dildos online becomes de facto illegal i'm pivoting to interior design
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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I know it isn't as dysphoria friendly but "minimizing bras" are a totally normal and boring thing marketed to cis women. Binders are just "extra minimizing".
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I know it isn't as dysphoria friendly but "minimizing bras" are a totally normal and boring thing marketed to cis women. Binders are just "extra minimizing".
well, this is ominous, and certainly expected.
One of these letters also went to Early to Bed here in Chicago www.fda.gov/inspections-...
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
well, this is ominous, and certainly expected.
i feel like after your S.O. destroys your TV the first time you should've broken up but this second one's on you, neighbor
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i feel like after your S.O. destroys your TV the first time you should've broken up but this second one's on you, neighbor
think i might put the InYouki Mishroom back in the store this week or so. i just unearthed the mold digging out the chess ones and it's a fun little toy.
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
think i might put the InYouki Mishroom back in the store this week or so. i just unearthed the mold digging out the chess ones and it's a fun little toy.
Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus right on Ms. Claus' tits
Pulling her hair and slapping her ass and fingering all her bits
Bells are ringin' and she is singin' cause that's what Ms. Claus likes
Hung like stockings and dressed in leather yeah Ms. Claus comes tonight
#clitsmascarols
Pulling her hair and slapping her ass and fingering all her bits
Bells are ringin' and she is singin' cause that's what Ms. Claus likes
Hung like stockings and dressed in leather yeah Ms. Claus comes tonight
#clitsmascarols
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus right on Ms. Claus' tits
Pulling her hair and slapping her ass and fingering all her bits
Bells are ringin' and she is singin' cause that's what Ms. Claus likes
Hung like stockings and dressed in leather yeah Ms. Claus comes tonight
#clitsmascarols
Pulling her hair and slapping her ass and fingering all her bits
Bells are ringin' and she is singin' cause that's what Ms. Claus likes
Hung like stockings and dressed in leather yeah Ms. Claus comes tonight
#clitsmascarols