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NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
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Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
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funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
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Please don't gamble your health by buying sex toys from Amazon, Temu, or AliExpress.
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
Why Buying Sex Toys from Amazon is a Risky Gamble — Dangerous Lilly
Buying sex toys from Amazon is risky. I get a lot of complaints about counterfeit sex toys, misrepresentation in brand/materials and even used sex toys.
dangerouslilly.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Please don't gamble your health by buying sex toys from Amazon, Temu, or AliExpress.
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
damn, i picked a pretty good day to stay offline and make ciabbatta huh
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
damn, i picked a pretty good day to stay offline and make ciabbatta huh
reach heaven through dildos
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
reach heaven through dildos
$34 raised this week! that's 50 cents more than last week in half the time!
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
$34 raised this week! that's 50 cents more than last week in half the time!
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i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
$29 bucks so far! literally any other NoFrillDo purchase will have us matching last week's total, and on Tuesday no less.
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
$29 bucks so far! literally any other NoFrillDo purchase will have us matching last week's total, and on Tuesday no less.
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Early Christmas shopping. *Whistling noises*
Their NoFrillDo line better than many premium toys I have tried.
Their NoFrillDo line better than many premium toys I have tried.
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Early Christmas shopping. *Whistling noises*
Their NoFrillDo line better than many premium toys I have tried.
Their NoFrillDo line better than many premium toys I have tried.
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The sex industry doing more to take care of hunger than the President
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The sex industry doing more to take care of hunger than the President
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now that the govt shutdown is over, y'all will need to really yell and scream about these bills because many of them are going to be pushed again.
tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
now that the govt shutdown is over, y'all will need to really yell and scream about these bills because many of them are going to be pushed again.
tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
we're already up to 21 dollars this week! can we pass last week's $33.50? CAN WE PASS $50?
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
we're already up to 21 dollars this week! can we pass last week's $33.50? CAN WE PASS $50?
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Ah yes, two of my favorite things: Sex toys and charity fundraisers! (Seriously, these are good quality toys from a small business in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, for not a ton of money - worth it even outside of a fundraiser)
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ah yes, two of my favorite things: Sex toys and charity fundraisers! (Seriously, these are good quality toys from a small business in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, for not a ton of money - worth it even outside of a fundraiser)
Alright everyone, we raised $33.50 this first week! you're all awesome and i appreciate you helping my community. there's a lot of need in my area, and i found a great group to send it to. Dunno what's going on with the shutdown right now but i'm gonna keep donating until i know SNAP is funded.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Alright everyone, we raised $33.50 this first week! you're all awesome and i appreciate you helping my community. there's a lot of need in my area, and i found a great group to send it to. Dunno what's going on with the shutdown right now but i'm gonna keep donating until i know SNAP is funded.
jork it every day to keep Him in the ground
i feel safer around people who are sex positive and so called "gooners" over people who are so puritanical that it would resurrect the body of John Kellogg
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
jork it every day to keep Him in the ground
dil dilly do dil dilly do
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
dil dilly do dil dilly do
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@caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social and I are proud to announce a cross-server initiative this month called ‘Smut for SNAP’, where you can ask participating writers to write you a piece of smut in exchange for a charitable donation to a food bank, blood bank, or volunteer hours.
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social and I are proud to announce a cross-server initiative this month called ‘Smut for SNAP’, where you can ask participating writers to write you a piece of smut in exchange for a charitable donation to a food bank, blood bank, or volunteer hours.
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Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
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Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
the prayer burns them, get the holy water squirtguns
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the prayer burns them, get the holy water squirtguns
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for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
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Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!
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for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
The dils are alive, with the sounds of fucking
With holes they have filled, with an inch or ten
The dils fill your holes, with the sounds of fucking
Your holes want to fuck every dil they can
With holes they have filled, with an inch or ten
The dils fill your holes, with the sounds of fucking
Your holes want to fuck every dil they can
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The dils are alive, with the sounds of fucking
With holes they have filled, with an inch or ten
The dils fill your holes, with the sounds of fucking
Your holes want to fuck every dil they can
With holes they have filled, with an inch or ten
The dils fill your holes, with the sounds of fucking
Your holes want to fuck every dil they can
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