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In the interest of raising even more money this weekend for my local food pantry/culinary skills youth training center (they're cool!) I'm releasing a long planned addition to the lineup of Frills available for NoFrillDos: another dildo. Customize your double-dos!

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November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
next time you need fish sex toys, call me!

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November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Alright everyone, we raised $33.50 this first week! you're all awesome and i appreciate you helping my community. there's a lot of need in my area, and i found a great group to send it to. Dunno what's going on with the shutdown right now but i'm gonna keep donating until i know SNAP is funded.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
TODAY ONLY! Order a Whackoff or a Hackjob and if you ask in the notes i'll give you a blood spattered blade!

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October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
POMPKIN TIEM
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Looking for a dildo, but don't have a lot of dil dough to spend on one? NoFrillDos are designed to be simple, safe, and affordable!

They come in Shapes, and have colors!

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October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
TEN DAYS LEFT TO GET YE CANDY CORNE BUTTEPLUGS

Also, if you order an axe toy on Halloween and axe nicely in the comments, you can get a *new, like used* bloody axe!

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October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
With Halloween rapidly approaching, the Candy Corn Buttplugs will be going away on the 31st, and on that very day, if you order an axe toy and axe nicely in the notes, you can get a *new, like used* axe! blood drippies!

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October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
nice
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
seriously, who is this little guy? where's he going?
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's this 3000 pound perpetually bewildered mouse-shaped bundle of glitches wrapped in fine Italian electrical engineering Fiat made exclusively to comply with california law
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
oh hey, anither twitter exodus, huh? Dildos. Dildos dildo dildos buttplugs sex toys.
October 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
nice0
September 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.

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September 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
if you like *satisfying* packaging, check out how an order of fish paddle and couch fit together. if they weren't silicone they would have *clicked*.
September 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i'll let the president tell you if he's still alive
September 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
okay, weird, hopefully final detail. I noticed this earlier, but time has made it more noticeable. It appears the beet powder primarily dyes the pasta, while leaving the sauce mostly orange.
August 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
okay, you all were here the whole time, can *any* of you tell me what just happened
August 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i've decided to serve this in a lovely cranberry colored bowl, to soften the blow of my imminent death with ~*aesthetics*~.
August 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
here's a before and after. I elected to follow the instructions exactly and include the nauseating full four tablespoons of butter, as instructed, rather than my usual two. The color is, in a word, alarming.
August 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
bafflingly, the packet is colored with beetroot powder. It's an alarmingly organic concoction, like walking to your death expecting firing squads and being met with a wooden club to the top of the head
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
most of you know me as the dildo guy but those of you who know me or have followed me for a long time know that i am also a prolific food criminal. Today, we're exploring and reviewing one of the most heinous crimes i've ever witnessed: Canada's Kraft Dinner Flavor Boosts.

Specifically, this one.
August 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
so this 16th century italian jar i saw in an art museum last wednesday isn't art?
August 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM