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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊
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Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. SFWA, HWA.

Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press: bit.ly/greyhowler
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sometimes all you need is to live long enough to see a person you don’t fuck with anymore become the exact things they hated about their parents
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance

ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pour one out for all the marriages that are going to end in divorce tonight because chatGPT the couples counselor won't talk to them anymore.
Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Every time I see an excerpt from this Nuzzi production I think of Mencken's lines re: Harding's writing: "It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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For people who can mask well, a person's disability may seem like a minor inconvenience to outsiders, but it impacts every aspect of a person's life.

We cope by developing strategies that work for us, mitigate risks and do what we can. But it is extra work that's required to function effectively.
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Vibe coding to make slop-of-the-line software
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Maybe the period key on her keyboard was broken????
ok, i'm calling it, Olivia Nuzzi is not real. she is a Markov chain text generator. we've been duped.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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An average person has sex with about eight different partners. A mean person has sex with as many people as they want, because there's no end of people who want to get stepped on and called names.
November 11, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I don't know how someone could describe this book this way. It has so many cute baby animals.
The Butcher of the Forest by @premeemohamed.com is the the kind of book that makes me wish I was better at more succinctly talking about books instead of just a generic “I loved this!”

I did love it though. It evoked a lot of pain and the bittersweet relief following an anxiety attack.

Read it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I believe this is Southern for "nominate this one for awards," which you absolutely should. This is one of the best @timpratt.org stories I've read this year. The other is on her Patreon!
I really am rather proud of this one
Reading 2025 fiction?

Try the short story "Wend-Way-Go" by Tim Pratt @timpratt.org!

You can read it here!

buff.ly/UEOBcnh
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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God knows who to place on the battlefield and who to keep at the house.

because if that man ever said "quiet, piggy!" to me..... the Secret Service would still be mopping me up off the floor of that plane.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Rashomon but it's the worst journalists you've ever read in your life discussing how their engagement fell apart
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Although now that I think of it she did shit in her crate as I was reading Shep excerpts from that horrible woman's horrible ex's whiny Substack essay about bamboo and being a cuck, so maybe I have a young literary critic in the making, who knows
Perfect end to a perfect day ass puppy
Me: oh how nice, after 3 days of rain the puppy has finally learned that not even her all powerful mother can be bargained with to make the ground dry for her to pee on. She just pees right away and asks to go back inside. What a good puppy.

Shep, 5 minutes later: the puppy shit in her crate.
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Seriously - if any of your social media companies informs you that stuff from your accounts has been turned over in compliance with a federal grand jury subpoena, SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY and stay shut up until you consult an attorney. Who will also tell you to stfu, but professionally.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Perfect end to a perfect day ass puppy
Me: oh how nice, after 3 days of rain the puppy has finally learned that not even her all powerful mother can be bargained with to make the ground dry for her to pee on. She just pees right away and asks to go back inside. What a good puppy.

Shep, 5 minutes later: the puppy shit in her crate.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Me: oh how nice, after 3 days of rain the puppy has finally learned that not even her all powerful mother can be bargained with to make the ground dry for her to pee on. She just pees right away and asks to go back inside. What a good puppy.

Shep, 5 minutes later: the puppy shit in her crate.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Many people are saying this
I’m grossed out by everybody and going to bed
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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For sale: baby gods, never known
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Who took this picture of me getting down to Modest Mouse in my kitchen
Part 181 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Edo Period Dancing Fox Figurine. Carved ivory and sumo ink stain. Japan 1775.
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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would all of God’s children please calm the fuck down
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Guess Trump didn't want to do the annual turkey pardon this year
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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economy's a little eepy. fed lowers interest rates to honk shoo mimimi. hat man is the new secretary of labor
* WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT: THERE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT OF ALMOST QUIET TIME IN THE LABOR MARKET

@reuters.com #QuietTime
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM