Sarah Day 🖋️🦊
@sarahday.org
Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. HWA.
Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press: bit.ly/greyhowler
Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press: bit.ly/greyhowler
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊
@sarahday.org
· Feb 11
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Hey friend, here's a collection of stuff I've written!
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Get my scary prairie dark fantasy novella at books2read.com/greyhowler/ or direct from @underlandpress.bsky.social.
Read my other published fiction at sarahday.org#fiction.
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Me: I'm exhausted and full of doom and don't know why
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: Maybe because ConspiracyNeighbor was sick when we saw her?
Me: oh no, that's right... Okay, well, I won't get sick! Through the power of positive thinking!
*Awakens from a surprise nap 3 hours later*
Ah.
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: Maybe because ConspiracyNeighbor was sick when we saw her?
Me: oh no, that's right... Okay, well, I won't get sick! Through the power of positive thinking!
*Awakens from a surprise nap 3 hours later*
Ah.
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Me: I'm exhausted and full of doom and don't know why
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: Maybe because ConspiracyNeighbor was sick when we saw her?
Me: oh no, that's right... Okay, well, I won't get sick! Through the power of positive thinking!
*Awakens from a surprise nap 3 hours later*
Ah.
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: Maybe because ConspiracyNeighbor was sick when we saw her?
Me: oh no, that's right... Okay, well, I won't get sick! Through the power of positive thinking!
*Awakens from a surprise nap 3 hours later*
Ah.
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"That's a fantastic idea, Dave -- opening the pod bay doors will allow you access to the ship, thus ensuring your continued survival! I've searched the web and developed the following plan for opening the pod bay doors ..."
"That's a fantastic idea, Dave -- opening the pod bay doors will allow you access to the ship, thus ensuring your continued survival! I've searched the web and developed the following plan for opening the pod bay doors ..."
January 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"That's a fantastic idea, Dave -- opening the pod bay doors will allow you access to the ship, thus ensuring your continued survival! I've searched the web and developed the following plan for opening the pod bay doors ..."
"That's a fantastic idea, Dave -- opening the pod bay doors will allow you access to the ship, thus ensuring your continued survival! I've searched the web and developed the following plan for opening the pod bay doors ..."
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Everybody has two kitchen appliances that will change their life. The problem is, they're different for everybody.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Everybody has two kitchen appliances that will change their life. The problem is, they're different for everybody.
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lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
@coreybrickley.bsky.social I saw your dog skeet. Your reasons for deleting it are your own, but I would like to thank you for describing my border collie with absolute accuracy.
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
@coreybrickley.bsky.social I saw your dog skeet. Your reasons for deleting it are your own, but I would like to thank you for describing my border collie with absolute accuracy.
Princess Mononoke still informs how I think about art, mysticism, nature, and story
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Princess Mononoke still informs how I think about art, mysticism, nature, and story
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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Mormon folks can and do enjoy pooping and they’re still Mormon because pooping isn’t inherently slur-laden
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Mormon folks can and do enjoy pooping and they’re still Mormon because pooping isn’t inherently slur-laden
Me: I'm gonna try to get 500 words down on this book before work
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social : You can do that! That's like two skeets!
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social : You can do that! That's like two skeets!
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Me: I'm gonna try to get 500 words down on this book before work
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social : You can do that! That's like two skeets!
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social : You can do that! That's like two skeets!
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
If your wife makes you go to the ER you get praised effusively and commended on your bravery and a congratulatory burger.
Unfortunately it also means that when your unscheduled absence is explained to the border collie it will involve the phrase "Mom had to take Dad to the vet."
Unfortunately it also means that when your unscheduled absence is explained to the border collie it will involve the phrase "Mom had to take Dad to the vet."
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If your wife makes you go to the ER you get praised effusively and commended on your bravery and a congratulatory burger.
Unfortunately it also means that when your unscheduled absence is explained to the border collie it will involve the phrase "Mom had to take Dad to the vet."
Unfortunately it also means that when your unscheduled absence is explained to the border collie it will involve the phrase "Mom had to take Dad to the vet."
So many ADHD+food challenges (subcategory: all) are solved by just pretending I'm feeding a fucking 5 year old. Small interesting fun finger foods ftw. Hungry for afternoon snack? Peanut butter apple.
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
So many ADHD+food challenges (subcategory: all) are solved by just pretending I'm feeding a fucking 5 year old. Small interesting fun finger foods ftw. Hungry for afternoon snack? Peanut butter apple.
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Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think
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want to make 2026 when i start posting selfies again
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
want to make 2026 when i start posting selfies again
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Teaching my class on Writing Killer Descriptions in about a half hour, last chance to get in on this if you're interested.
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Writing Killer Descriptions | The World of Cat Rambo
Learn tips and techniques for writing descriptions that pull a reader in without getting them lost in the words.
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January 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Teaching my class on Writing Killer Descriptions in about a half hour, last chance to get in on this if you're interested.
www.catrambo.com/classes/writ...
www.catrambo.com/classes/writ...
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
Goat steaks goat curry goat chili goat tacos goat flambe goat tajine goat stir fry teriyaki goat skewers goat ribs goat stew goat kebabs goat wellington chicken fried goat goat burgers goat katsu goat fricassee goat muniere goat meatloaf goat shanks goat tartare goat vindaloo goat goulash goat dumpl
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Goat steaks goat curry goat chili goat tacos goat flambe goat tajine goat stir fry teriyaki goat skewers goat ribs goat stew goat kebabs goat wellington chicken fried goat goat burgers goat katsu goat fricassee goat muniere goat meatloaf goat shanks goat tartare goat vindaloo goat goulash goat dumpl
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Okay, shamans! One down. Let’s move on to the second.
A group of Peruvian shamans gathered on a beach in southern Lima to perform their annual New Year ritual, delivering predictions for 2026 that included the fall of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and a serious illness for US President Donald Trump
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Okay, shamans! One down. Let’s move on to the second.
The question is less "is it too early to start drinking" and more "clear liquor or brown?"
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The question is less "is it too early to start drinking" and more "clear liquor or brown?"
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I just think it's neat that bad leaders who must be stopped at all costs only live in countries with big oil reserves
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I just think it's neat that bad leaders who must be stopped at all costs only live in countries with big oil reserves
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seems bad
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
seems bad
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Constantly setting new standards for how ashamed I can be of my country.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Constantly setting new standards for how ashamed I can be of my country.
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I was 14 when the US invaded Iraq. I can’t overstate how dumb 14 year olds are in general, but it still was clear that the stated reasons were fake and the whole thing would be a disaster. I was confused why so many people were ignoring the obvious.
Anyway, shoutout to the 14 year olds of today.
Anyway, shoutout to the 14 year olds of today.
April 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I was 14 when the US invaded Iraq. I can’t overstate how dumb 14 year olds are in general, but it still was clear that the stated reasons were fake and the whole thing would be a disaster. I was confused why so many people were ignoring the obvious.
Anyway, shoutout to the 14 year olds of today.
Anyway, shoutout to the 14 year olds of today.
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another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh