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Earlier this year, I released a song called "You Gotta Stay Alive."

There's still time to add it to your "BEST OF 2025" lists!

Bandcamp:
perpetualstu.bandcamp.com

Spotify:
open.spotify.com/track/2qX8Xw...

Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
"You Gotta Stay Alive" by Perpetual Stu (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Perpetual Stu
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uhh…
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
[watching porn]

ME: I just love love.
February 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I don’t think that misunderstanding a centuries old joke has anything to do with Autism or ADHD but what do I know I’m a different kind of neurodivergent altogether
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
One of the funniest things about Trump I never see anyone talk about is how the reason that he doesn't Tweet anymore is because he has an exclusive deal with Truth Social, which he owns.
February 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Did you know: in the original Greek Winter Olympics they did all the events fully nude. Even the ski jump.
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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just heard that tim very, the drummer of manchester orchestra, has died. he was an amazing drummer and a great person and my heart goes out to the band. i am really sad, this band is such a big part of my life and tim's drumming and personality are a big reason for that. RIP
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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iPhone just served me up this “remember when” video from a day when I must have been looking for a specific stock photo
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It’s rude when world-class athletes are also very hot. Save some for the rest of us!
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
A decision was made at this Target
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
One of the most selfless things I want is for Nat to become famous on YouTube.
I just published a new video — let's read Briahna Joy Gray's insane food take & decant black olives together!!! youtube.com/shorts/uw1UN...
INSANE cooking take — tacos are TOO HARD & you must DECANT OLIVES
YouTube video by TAKE MY WIFI PLEASE
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February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
“Just got of therapy and the Skyline’s already making me want to go back 😑.”
You can’t say anything about me that’s worse than what my stalkers have said, so go for it 🤣
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Someone’s gotta do the math of what all these bogus DOJ cases are costing the government. Untold thousands of dollars per case. Resources that are needed elsewhere, badly. Just an insane thing to see such an expensive process being used for petty political fights.
"The pastor appears to place his right hand on Lemon’s side.

'I want to be respectful, but please don’t push me,' Lemon tells him, and Parnell lifts his hand ....

The [DOJ] indictment alleges, without explanation, that it was Lemon who 'caused the pastor’s right hand to graze Lemon.'"
The Don Lemon indictment: Video appears to contradict key claims
A Washington Post review of videos from the protest at Minnesota’s Cities Church in January offers a detailed look at Lemon’s movements that day.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Bet they’re gonna make it woke by casting women as the leads. 🙄
A new version of ‘Charlie’s Angels’ is in the works.
February 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The Reddit thread says to DOWNLOAD anything incriminating you find in case it “disappears” and I want to be clear that unless you work in law enforcement or are a reporter, you should absolutely not do that.
well i'm sure there's not a bunch of horrible shit in these video files that it would be extremely inadvisable for you to just start opening willynilly
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[Advertising agency creatives having a tense meeting at the 11th hour before a big presentation]

CREATIVE DIRECTOR: We need a song for this cruise ship commercial.

INTERN: Wait… how about "The Love Boat" theme?

[Silence]

CREATIVE DIRECTOR [exuberant]: Kid, you've got a future in this industry!
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Joe Biden effectively had ONE JOB: ensure that Donald Trump would not be allowed to run for President again.

Dems didn't do it for the same reason they didn't arrest Nixon in the 70s: they didn't want to "set a precedent" that could lead to a Dem president being charged with crimes by a GOP one.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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He does this every Friday the 13th.
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
[Making small talk during my last daily standup before the HR report]

So, Valentines Day is tomorrow… anyone planning on getting railed?
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Imagine if Boomhauer AND Quagmire were your neighbors? I think it would go a little something… like this:
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Disgusting! I've heard that kids across the country are planning to *stay home* next week? These protests have gone just far enough.
February 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Nextdoor sends me an email every day saying I need to read posts like this.
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I don't understand how people whose posts "break containment" every day deal with it. I had a 1M view Reel last month & even without push notifications, my IG notis are out of control. I can't imaging that happening with all my posts.

Would be like getting kicked in the head by a donkey every day.
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM