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SURPRISE! I released another Perpetual Stu song today for #BandcampFriday! It's called "Happier" and it's a song about being sad.

Give it a listen!

RTs appreciated, streams and downloads even more so!

perpetualstu.bandcamp.com/track/happie...
Happier (Bandcamp Friday Mix), by Perpetual Stu
track by Perpetual Stu
perpetualstu.bandcamp.com
This happened to a guy I know.
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It Finally Happened to Me: Work is making me go through a document and remove all the em dashes because of ChatGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Milkshake Duck was found dead in his apartment.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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July 2, 2024 at 9:40 AM
There's literally no chance that anyone I "admired" is in the Epstein Files. I don't "admire" anyone I haven't met and I try not to meet people who might be in the Epstein Files. I don't care if Bill Clinton and Noam Chomsky are on every damn page of that report. It's not about *my feelings.*
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.

1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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kinda fucked up that the closest thing we have to billionaires patronizing truly great art and building museums and infrastructure is Tony Khan starting a wrestling promotion.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Had a long chat with my therapist about how one of the things I miss the most about my Pre-2020 life was the thrill of showing up somewhere and having people be excited that I was there. I know that’s egotistical, but I would give (almost) anything to experience that feeling again reguarly.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Crazy Frog Tiny Desk when? cc: @npr.org
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
No one seems to be talking about this, but over the summer the hosts of SmartLess launched a low-cost mobile carrier to compete with Boost Mobile and Mint Mobile. Yes, that SmartLess.

www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/t...
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Gotta get these guys to fight ICE.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I think it's a little weird that people are getting "mad" or whatever about posting this because she was "Just 16" or whatever. Y'all had no problem making fun of Rebecca Black for "Friday" and she was like 13.

It sucks that this exists but it's still noteworthy given the context.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's wild that a rapper/pop singer from Syracuse, NY gets to just "go country" and no one bats an eye, but an R&B singer from Houston doing the same thing gets seen as an outsider.
The Country Music Association announced early winners ahead of tonight’s 59th CMA Awards.
2025 CMA Awards: The Complete Winners List
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's fitting that "Nuzzi" and "Lizza" have so many "Zs" in their names because this discourse has been an absolute snoozefest.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I wrote about this over two years ago

acceleramota.com/led-headligh...
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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fortnite is good, actually
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Did you know my band, The New Restaurants, released a FULL LENGTH of Taylor Swift songs during the Reputation Era as "Taylor Slow"?

It was produced by Travis Harrison (Guided by Voices/Built to Spill) and unlike Ryan Adams' "1989", we actually like Taylor.

taylorslow.bandcamp.com/album/slow
Slow, by Taylor Slow
8 track album
taylorslow.bandcamp.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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gamers of the night roll call
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
fortnite is good, actually
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Did you know my band, The New Restaurants, released a FULL LENGTH of Taylor Swift songs during the Reputation Era as "Taylor Slow"?

It was produced by Travis Harrison (Guided by Voices/Built to Spill) and unlike Ryan Adams' "1989", we actually like Taylor.

taylorslow.bandcamp.com/album/slow
Slow, by Taylor Slow
8 track album
taylorslow.bandcamp.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Whether you're Rippin' Butts or Blasting Cigs, one thing's for sure: You're a Massachusetts townie smoking a cigarette.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Good thing no one uses the Green Line to get around Boston during the [checks notes] Holiday Shopping Season.
WOW! From Dec. 8 to Dec. 22, the MBTA will suspend service from North Station to Babcock Street on the Green Line’s B Branch, to Kenmore on the line’s C and D Branches, and to Heath Street on the E Branch.MBTA - VIA @masslive.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Has anyone else seen this absolutely dogshit (pun intended) Progressive ad where Not-Flo sings a song about "The Dog Park"?

Am I going nuts or is this supposed to be a parody of Wet Leg?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRs...
It's the Dog Park | Progressive Insurance Commercial
YouTube video by Progressive Insurance
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Kenan Thompson has been on SNL since 2003. He was the *first* cast member born after the show premiered in 1975.

A few weeks ago, Sombr became the first musical guest to be born *after* Kenan debuted on the show.
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One of the most fun days in the History of the Internet is when we, collectively, discovered that there were *dozens* of stock videos of this monkey (ape?) pretending to do work in an office.
a monkey is sitting at a desk with a laptop on it
ALT: a monkey is sitting at a desk with a laptop on it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM