Tay you're one of my faves! I found you here from Twitter. Don't doubt. ❤️

What about, and hear me out now:

All Muppets except Chris Evans

No no no

Jamie Lee Curtis and everyone else is Muppets

Nothing like getting the Real Hard Truth from respected citizen of the Internet ol' FirstNameBunchaNumbers.

I think it's a pretty poultry difference

I always wondered why I found him so... alluring.

"To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy with tasty numnums is the acme of skill." -- Sun Tzu, more or less

Toads are from Mars, frogs are from Venus

For people who can mask well, a person's disability may seem like a minor inconvenience to outsiders, but it impacts every aspect of a person's life.

We cope by developing strategies that work for us, mitigate risks and do what we can. But it is extra work that's required to function effectively.

Give a border collie some slightly misaligned floor tile and some grout and they'll herd it into order of size, alignment, and color.

Seeing this skeet right above @timpratt.org's biscuits and gravy skeet is pretty good timeline magic I'll tell you what

And a sweet mommy deer with her little baby fawnfawn!

An average person has sex with about eight different partners. A mean person has sex with as many people as they want, because there's no end of people who want to get stepped on and called names.

Oh a good car, I would take a good car.

I mean, if we're talking celebrity money you could buy a bitch a diamond here and there. A sapphire. An opal the size of my thumb. Any of those. I'm not picky.

Don't you understand?! Cons aren't as good now and someone should apologize to him for that. Ideally a woman who looks pretty when she's sad! Where is your sympathy for this poor man who did you the great favor of sharing his wisdom and experience with you (FOR FREE, I might add) over breakfast?!