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Mike
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My HEI Points are 💯 secure while greggheads watch this 7🍿 classic while crying into their popcorn
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My HEI Points are 💯 secure while greggheads watch this 7🍿 classic while crying into their popcorn
Someone call Joey Patron.
"[Newman] will oversee the live-action division of the AI Studios, which Amazon says will encompass “a team of creatives, business professionals, and technologists to empower creators to responsibly integrate GenAI into content production through proprietary tools and services."
Amazon Builds Out AI Studios With Sports Docs Boss Matt Newman Named Head Of Live-Action
Newman, who was Head of Original Sports Content for Prime Video, is moving to Amazon’s A.I. Studios division as Head of Live Action.
deadline.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Someone call Joey Patron.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New Heidecker is looking better than ever. I bet his organs are at least 20 years younger. #riojenesis
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
New Heidecker is looking better than ever. I bet his organs are at least 20 years younger. #riojenesis
Everyone on this website would be saying this to me if you were honest people.
Have to concede that you're right.
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Everyone on this website would be saying this to me if you were honest people.
This is the future Gregg Turkington wants for you.
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is the future Gregg Turkington wants for you.
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reviving an old tradition that twitter killed because it pissed me off:
the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series
check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST
the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series
check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
reviving an old tradition that twitter killed because it pissed me off:
the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series
check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST
the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series
check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST
Everyone wanted to hear the new MUSIC from famous rockers NIN. No one even looked at the screen. Sorry @vfa-expert.bsky.social, wrong again.
Box Office Poison or Box Office Smash?
Gregg Turkington sets the record straight in his latest Movie Time blog post.
Gregg Turkington sets the record straight in his latest Movie Time blog post.
October 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Everyone wanted to hear the new MUSIC from famous rockers NIN. No one even looked at the screen. Sorry @vfa-expert.bsky.social, wrong again.
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By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.
September 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.
People on here are judging me for my words and deeds and that is not fair!
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
People on here are judging me for my words and deeds and that is not fair!
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i have also ordered all agents under my purview to search their workstations for anything related to Amelia Earhart
October 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i have also ordered all agents under my purview to search their workstations for anything related to Amelia Earhart
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Now I hate to show off, but as something of a cinephile myself, I'm picking up on some subtle Coens influence on the new Sterling Harjo series.
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Now I hate to show off, but as something of a cinephile myself, I'm picking up on some subtle Coens influence on the new Sterling Harjo series.
This was actually taken yesterday
Plain Clothes Policeman Take Detectic Ranking Exam (1938)
205 Sheridan Ave. S (Miller); 5234 34th Ave. S (Bilesath)
Source: Hennepin County Library.
Shown at North High School; In the front, Miller is on the left
205 Sheridan Ave. S (Miller); 5234 34th Ave. S (Bilesath)
Source: Hennepin County Library.
Shown at North High School; In the front, Miller is on the left
October 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This was actually taken yesterday
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Long overdue
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Long overdue
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everything about the attempt to co-opt the language of social justice to promote AI personhood makes my skin absolutely crawl
that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me
that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me
October 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
everything about the attempt to co-opt the language of social justice to promote AI personhood makes my skin absolutely crawl
that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me
that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
This webpage is free
So I guess the US was also a fascist country when FDR was putting Japanese Americans in internment camps, right?
October 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This webpage is free
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"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.
New season tomorrow! #ocatc
I've been working on a new @oncinema.bsky.social feed to pull in fan posts. Let me know what you think! bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
New season tomorrow! #ocatc
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Who wants some HEI Points?
To celebrate the new season of On Cinema at the Cinema I will be giving away my HEI Points. Reply with your Wallet ID & you will receive a lump of HEIPs with a value somewhere between 1 and 10,000 points. I will be using a random number generator to determine your HEIPs.
To celebrate the new season of On Cinema at the Cinema I will be giving away my HEI Points. Reply with your Wallet ID & you will receive a lump of HEIPs with a value somewhere between 1 and 10,000 points. I will be using a random number generator to determine your HEIPs.
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Who wants some HEI Points?
To celebrate the new season of On Cinema at the Cinema I will be giving away my HEI Points. Reply with your Wallet ID & you will receive a lump of HEIPs with a value somewhere between 1 and 10,000 points. I will be using a random number generator to determine your HEIPs.
To celebrate the new season of On Cinema at the Cinema I will be giving away my HEI Points. Reply with your Wallet ID & you will receive a lump of HEIPs with a value somewhere between 1 and 10,000 points. I will be using a random number generator to determine your HEIPs.