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@blametag.bsky.social
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Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there

https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
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So the world is ending. Is that any reason to stop making profits for big corporations? Now get back to work!

theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/ashopalyps...
Ashopalypse Now
Management to Staff: "The End of the World is NOT an Excuse to Stop Coming to Work!"
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
blametag.bsky.social
Baby Bear: "Bye, I'm off to school!"

Mama Bear: "Hold up. Lemme see dat ass."

Baby Bear: "W-what?"

Mama Bear: "You heard me. Lemme see if you got any shit on dat ass."

Baby Bear: "Well, I..."

Mama Bear: "Go wipe dat ass again before I go upside ya head!"

Announcer: "Charmin®: Enjoy the go™!"
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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90sneverhappened.bsky.social
Oh what’s this? How’s about a little preview of what’s coming?

youtu.be/UT0VtGlKHiw?...
The 90s Never Happened- 11.17.25
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November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
blametag.bsky.social
Yay!
A black shirt depicting a hand holding a hero sandwich. Red letters spell out "COME AND TAKE IT!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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sbworkersunited.org
oh no starbucks's biggest sales day of the year is this week...

😏
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
blametag.bsky.social
They had trouble getting all of him in the frame.
A hanging photo of Marc Andreeson with a smaller framed above it for the top part of his stupid cone head
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.

RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Newt Gunray or whatever his name is (the racist Asian alien thing from The Trade Federation in Star Wars Episode 1) saying "This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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blametag.bsky.social
So the world is ending. Is that any reason to stop making profits for big corporations? Now get back to work!

theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/ashopalyps...
Ashopalypse Now
Management to Staff: "The End of the World is NOT an Excuse to Stop Coming to Work!"
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Wondering if this will make @brendelbored.bsky.social create 4,000 AI actresses just to flex on them.
Creator of AI actress Tilly Norwood plans to create 40 more actors
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
blametag.bsky.social
“If there's time to scream in horror, there's time to clean and order!”
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
blametag.bsky.social
So the world is ending. Is that any reason to stop making profits for big corporations? Now get back to work!

theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/ashopalyps...
Ashopalypse Now
Management to Staff: "The End of the World is NOT an Excuse to Stop Coming to Work!"
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Niiiiiiiiiice.
A set of BINGO cards with 420 and 69
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
blametag.bsky.social
Took my father-in-law to a drag show: "Wow, those women are SO tall!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
blametag.bsky.social
Finally gonna write Girlboss Interrupted this year.
Successful, cutthroat businesswoman Alexis Uptightington just wanted to visit the small, Christmas-obsessed town she grew up in. However, now her boss says she has to return to the office immediately. Will Alexis actually blow off the local cookie decorating contest and the besweatered, handsome man from her past she's recently reconnected with to help her company close the big deal? Or is the question we should be asking is whether or not that choice is even fair?
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Times like these I miss my old WordPress blog where I could actually post solo headlines:
Want to Fuck Like Warren Buffet? Here's 7 Easy Tips to Have Her Screamin' and Creamin' Like You Just Got Named Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway!
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
blametag.bsky.social
I love how financial news sites will just continuously post articles like "Want to Fuck Like Warren Buffet? Here's 7 Easy Steps and 2 Tricks to Have Her Screamin' and Creamin' Like You Just Got Named Chairman and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway!"
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Target's employee training:
Homer and some guy strapped in chairs with hooks in their mouths pulling the edges up so they're forced to smile. They're wearing red shirts and Target name tags
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
blametag.bsky.social
In the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign poster: This machine kills fascists
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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youreadygrandma.bsky.social
“President Trump Solved World Hunger. Nobel Peace Prize, Anyone?" - Karoline Leavitt

Article in comments.

#breaking #News #theonion #snap #governmentshutdown #NobelPrize #ozempic #worldhunger #trump
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
blametag.bsky.social
In the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign poster: Sir, this is a Wendy's
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Is Warren Buffet dead? I'd really like to stop hearing about Warren Buffet at some point.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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danielaegan.bsky.social
Yellow lettering on a blue background: Gay for pay
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
blametag.bsky.social
In the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign poster: INSECTS DON'T HAVE LUNGS
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Keven O'Leary right now:
A young girl lays on the floor on her belly staring at her phone as if she's Kevin O'Leary waiting for Zohran Mamdani to call her back
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
blametag.bsky.social
Customer service Reddit every few months: ☝️🤓 "Actually, the entire phrase is 'The customer is always right IN MATTERS OF TASTE'! That means that if blah blah, blah blee blee blah!"
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM